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This is Stabby, for realsies. Growth freak, number enthusiast. Often found overthinking the wrong topic. Dream and I shall worship. he/him. 🔞
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Starting out the new year by astral projecting my balls
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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time to cast power word cum
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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i dont got much completed art to send the year off, so you may have this large cat
December 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Maneuvering thrusters disengaged. Single moms have begun atmospheric reentry and are rapidly approaching your location.
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Twitter goonerbait bots are getting smarter, now they promise twins
Two bots with identical profile pics and names, different only in one emoji at the end of the name, have liked the same post on Twitter.
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Happy birthday to me~!
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Hunter: *Smashes walls with a knife, fills cave with shrapnel*
Zoh Shia: *uncrosses arms, accidentally flicks some crystal*
Hunter: *gets a single papercut*
Hunter: "By my own order, I will slay Zoh Shia"
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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posting this again to speak my truth
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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toweringklau.bsky.social
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Condoms of Elvenkind
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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You're also denying people who want to see Spekk with a machine gun and a big dick swinging. That doesn't mean that you should indulge them.
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Thank You For Your Attention to This Meat
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Me: Typing at my screen at 1 AM.
The humble cockroach, flying repeatedly into my face: HEY MAN YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A Primer to the Square-Cube Law

#SizeSky
Whenever you see kaiju or other giants in the media, someone will be quick to point out that they couldn’t possibly be that big in real life due to the Square-Cube Law. But what is the Square-Cube Law, and why does it mean people can’t be big? The Square-Cube Law was first described by Galileo Galilei. Although better known for his discovery that the tides are caused by all the water on earth sloshing around as it rotates on its axis (Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, 1632), Galileo also found the time to describe the relationship between the surface area of an object and the volume of an object as that object increases in size. Fig. 1. Ishirō Honda, director. Godzilla (1954) Fig. 2. Galileo Galilei Fig. 3. Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, as translated into Italian Imagine it like this: you have a block made up of individual inch-wide ice cubes, stacked three high, three wide, and three deep. Your block is composed of 27 ice cubes total. Now, you decide to make the block slightly bigger at four high, four wide, and four deep. Now the volume of the block is a whopping 64 ice cubes! And it only escalates from there. So what does this have to do with giants not being able to exist? Well, as you stack more and more ice cubes on top of each other, they become harder and harder to keep standing due to how slippery they are. The larger a pile of ice cubes is, the harder it is to keep them standing. So the more inch-wide ice cubes - the titular Square-Cube - that it would take to build an object of that size, the more unstable it is. Fig. 4. An (1) ice cube Fig. 5. A 3x3x3 stack of ice cubes Fig. 6. A 4x4x4 stack of ice cubes. Notice how this is more ice cubes. Fig. 7. The result of trying to stack a Mothra sized pile of ice cubes. This is why giants can’t exist in the real world, because a person that measures millions upon millions of ice cubes large would never be able to stand without immediately crashing down, unless it was extremely cold outside which would help keep them stable (in the terms of scientific law, this is referred to as Asset Freezing). As a bonus fact, the Square-Cube Law also explains why ants are so strong. Since a single ice cube is the most stable unit, anything smaller than that is exponentially more sturdy. You can confuse an ant by surrounding it with crushed ice to trick it into thinking the Square-Cube is smaller than it actually is, thus weakening it. Fig. 8. The Square-Cube Law in effect. The giant is too slippery to stand up. Fig. 9. Under the right conditions, a giant could easily exist. This is why planets can be so large, because space is very cold. Fig. 10. The humble ant; the strongest creature on Earth and God's favorite creation.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Hey, wanna see some nightmare monstrosities being absolute goobers? There's this e-manga, Road to the Erdtree, first two and last two chapters are always out for free in the official page. :)

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ELDEN RING　The Road to the Erdtree｜カドコミ (コミックウォーカー)
Aseo, a poor, Tarnished wretch, finds himself cast out into Limgrave—naked, penniless, hopeless, and maidenless. His only hope in his harsh, unforgiving new home is a mysterious woman named Melina. Sh...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Draw your OC in this
A picture of a gray metal foot in a strange gold piece of jewelry covering everything behind the toes at least to the ankle. It is captioned "Foot reliquary (c. 1450) from the Basel Minster treasury, made of silver, copper, gold-plated, mother of pearl, enamel, gemstones, pearls and glass."
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A sketch in pink. Or fushia. Or magenta. Or whatever
November 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Astral premature ejaculation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A Guide to Outgrowing the Universe, Based on Potential Cosmological Topology
#sizesky
FIG 1: Spherical Universe AKA: "The Good Stuff" + The classic + The last frontier of outgrowing stuff + Maybe there's even bigger stuff out there? - Probably not actually the shape of the universe - Could be non-euclidean, which would be impossible to outgrow. Bummer. FIG 2: Flat Universe AKA: "The Boring One" + Probably the actual shape of the universe + Infinite space means growing forever - Infinite space also means just a whole lot of nothing - Could get the same enjoyment out of hitting "+1" on your calculator forever FIG 3: Negative Curve Universe AKA: "The Saddle" - Infinite, but I don't understand this one + Maybe you could ride the universe like a horse. FIG 4: 3-Torus Universe AKA: "The Time Donut" - Oh Jesus - A finite but edgeless space, so I guess you grow forever and wrap around on yourself? - Also the middle funnel is time, so you're also everywhen too which I'm not even going to try and explain + Being a donut is fine. I don't care anymore.
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social
on second thought, let's not outgrow the universe. it is a silly place
king arthur addressing his men outside Camelot in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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By AI generating my posts with an LLM I can finally make posts using 0% of my brain, something previously thought to be standard
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This is an e-mail to remind you that your balls are 87% full of cum. Please consider upgrading to business balls
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM