Legend of Fairy Stepdad: Pumpkin Spite
@tinierpissierfairy.bsky.social
Switchy tiny fairy, usually the size of your thumb, sometimes much bigger. Brain damage, music, antifascism, thirst, domestic smut. Genderqueer after a very long time being cishet male (so he/they). I will post politics, and so should you. sizewrites.com
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Scientists and philosophers have have spent centuries shitting their pants over this question. Out here on the dance floor though, we know what time it is.
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This is a good thing to do and in this as in so many other ways I will strive to be more like Lace.
I think today is one of those days where the fairy wants to snuggle up to her friends, both big and small, and tell them how much she loves and cherishes them 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is a good thing to do and in this as in so many other ways I will strive to be more like Lace.
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Going to go to bed and I'd like to be teddy bear sized for someone else going to bed. I don't always scream in my sleep and anyway I'd be teddy bear sized so how loud could I be anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Going to go to bed and I'd like to be teddy bear sized for someone else going to bed. I don't always scream in my sleep and anyway I'd be teddy bear sized so how loud could I be anyway.
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YES
the writer's desire to experience the fetish on a deeper level with more emotions than just arousal.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
YES
This is exactly how I try to write.
The Writer's Not At All Disguised Fetishes Which Still Carry Meaningful Societal Commentary And Reflect Deeper Personal Values Somehow
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is exactly how I try to write.
Get you someone who looks at you like @nellielle.bsky.social's Reiko does.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Get you someone who looks at you like @nellielle.bsky.social's Reiko does.
Sometimes I think I should refer to things people know instead of all the rest of this horseydoings, but I console myself by reminding myself that I don’t know what I’m talking about either. I’m the LLM you can relate to, an eventually, lend money to.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sometimes I think I should refer to things people know instead of all the rest of this horseydoings, but I console myself by reminding myself that I don’t know what I’m talking about either. I’m the LLM you can relate to, an eventually, lend money to.
No, YOU need this. Not me. I am a rock. I am… an island.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No, YOU need this. Not me. I am a rock. I am… an island.
well,
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
well,
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In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".
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Hot take: dolls are a kind of kaiju
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hot take: dolls are a kind of kaiju
Was under the impression this was all HRT
Hrt that turns you in a gigantic world-ending kaiju with tits :3
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Was under the impression this was all HRT
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Better as a diptych tbh
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Better as a diptych tbh
Oh, last weekend my band debuted a new song using lyrics from a poem that I originally wrote for size spaces. I'm up there playing two organs at once and yelling about resentful borrowers and their warnings and fetish objects (in the anthropological sense) and people have no idea. lol. lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Oh, last weekend my band debuted a new song using lyrics from a poem that I originally wrote for size spaces. I'm up there playing two organs at once and yelling about resentful borrowers and their warnings and fetish objects (in the anthropological sense) and people have no idea. lol. lmao.
And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
at least then I'll get to watch tv all day
and on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
even if all my questions are taken away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8R...
at least then I'll get to watch tv all day
and on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
even if all my questions are taken away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8R...
The Handsome Family - Drunk by Noon
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November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
at least then I'll get to watch tv all day
and on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
even if all my questions are taken away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8R...
at least then I'll get to watch tv all day
and on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
even if all my questions are taken away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8R...
why did they program me to feel pain
Trying really hard NOT to be overwhelmed by your friend who’s twice your height when all they’re doing is cuddling you in their lap.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
why did they program me to feel pain
I do this but I just yell about the Gnostic underpinnings of Daniel Higgs, and I do it alone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I do this but I just yell about the Gnostic underpinnings of Daniel Higgs, and I do it alone.
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A witch.
Was it worth it?
Tell me.
Was it truly worth it?
Through tears, she looks at her sleeping doll.
Giving up everything she knew for it.
She smiles.
Even as she hugs her knees.
Even as her eyes burn.
Yes.
It was worth it.
Was it worth it?
Tell me.
Was it truly worth it?
Through tears, she looks at her sleeping doll.
Giving up everything she knew for it.
She smiles.
Even as she hugs her knees.
Even as her eyes burn.
Yes.
It was worth it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A witch.
Was it worth it?
Tell me.
Was it truly worth it?
Through tears, she looks at her sleeping doll.
Giving up everything she knew for it.
She smiles.
Even as she hugs her knees.
Even as her eyes burn.
Yes.
It was worth it.
Was it worth it?
Tell me.
Was it truly worth it?
Through tears, she looks at her sleeping doll.
Giving up everything she knew for it.
She smiles.
Even as she hugs her knees.
Even as her eyes burn.
Yes.
It was worth it.
I don't have any idea what's going on or what is being referenced but I like this picture.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I don't have any idea what's going on or what is being referenced but I like this picture.
@ me next time, friendo
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
@ me next time, friendo
You’ll see here that I am beautifully rendered in exquisite detail, while you are for lack of a better term ‘portrayed’ as a stick figure. Game, set, and match, homes.
Your argument is invalid I've drawn you as the scared pathetic tiny and myself as the triumphant powerful giant
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You’ll see here that I am beautifully rendered in exquisite detail, while you are for lack of a better term ‘portrayed’ as a stick figure. Game, set, and match, homes.
I just literally fell off of a psychological cliff and now I am very very fucked up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just literally fell off of a psychological cliff and now I am very very fucked up.