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Kimberly 🐘
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Hi! I'm Kimberly. 28, she/her. Can't write a bio but can write other stuff sometimes. Puns, mostly.
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look!!! my buddy @naominori.bsky.social drew a lil fairy version of me for her friendsona thing, it's soooo cute i am so cute she's so good at this. i should get a messenger bag in real life
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January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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sorry for this post but

leave me in a room with her and i'm gonna come out looking like this i fear
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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i hope everyone has been enjoying donkey kong bananza
July 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Gaster wears a turtleneck in the same way December wears flannel
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 AM
"wokescold cadence" is such a good term for it. i'm like the inverse of that one comic, i say something leftist and then a wokescold-type shows up to say something condescending and i squeeze them until their atoms are all too close to each other
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
this clip is still so wild man
All Memories Take Place In Your Voice | Castle Super Beast Clips
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January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Little Big Planet, for a patron
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
fat Super Creek my beloved
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
calling myself a big girl and hoping people forget my IRL height while doing so
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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EVERYONE GO WATCH THIS YURIGEM *NOW*
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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you cant understand the fucking fear i went through
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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'Is Hobbes A Darkner' – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
oh shit, the prices are relatively normal, i can get the elephant
Super Mario Bros. Wonder amiibo up for preorder at Target ($24.99 each) buff.ly/qOurMqi
GameStop buff.ly/y19pboS #ad
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Trans men are strong and cool and handsome and you should support more of them.
January 23, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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"my son turned out fine"

ma'am your daughter wants to be smaller than a grain of sand and taken care of by a kind older woman that makes her call her mommy
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
they're gonna let me be big for 7 seconds for my birthday and my gravity is gonna mess with earth's gravity. sorry in advance
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
LRS me and who
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Birthday girl gets kisses for each year 🥰🥳
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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She is so scary
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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toko fukawa
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM