Kimberly 🐘
@elephanttail.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm Kimberly. 28, she/her. Can't write a bio but can write other stuff sometimes. Puns, mostly.
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Hi! I'm Kimberly. 28, she/her. Can't write a bio but can write other stuff sometimes. Puns, mostly.
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Kimberly 🐘
@elephanttail.bsky.social
· Jan 20
look!!! my buddy @naominori.bsky.social drew a lil fairy version of me for her friendsona thing, it's soooo cute i am so cute she's so good at this. i should get a messenger bag in real life
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last one is chubby aigis butt
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
last one is chubby aigis butt
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January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
i love women i love women i love women oogghghcngnfhchcghfhch
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i love women i love women i love women oogghghcngnfhchcghfhch
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eleanor winter time...
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
eleanor winter time...
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![A screenshot from the below web port of Super Monkey Ball 1. The titular ball lacks a monkey. The caption reads:
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU
*un-[monkey]s your [ball]*
[The "monkey" and "ball" are ripped from the game's logo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rwa725k63i3pdybb74zubckh/bafkreifexovzuptuyuue4kixhs6nvhpsb7whwohr555nkcvcfhg3hcitpy@jpeg)
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the streets covered in snow:
i need to get plowed
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
the streets covered in snow:
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January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Lady Dragoon Gijinka (Finally settled on a Design)
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Lady Dragoon Gijinka (Finally settled on a Design)
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
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January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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telling myself, "wait, Disney was always a Blu-Ray studio, I'm stupid," as if the thing that makes me stupid is forgetting that Disney never supported HD-DVD and not the fact that I'm looking up Tron on HD-DVD
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
telling myself, "wait, Disney was always a Blu-Ray studio, I'm stupid," as if the thing that makes me stupid is forgetting that Disney never supported HD-DVD and not the fact that I'm looking up Tron on HD-DVD
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oh my god i just found out about these pins. that's me. i need one
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 AM
oh my god i just found out about these pins. that's me. i need one
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Hi I have been playing this game and it freaking rocks, highly highly highly recommend
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Hi I have been playing this game and it freaking rocks, highly highly highly recommend
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You can just say dick, you can just say ass.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
You can just say dick, you can just say ass.
hands make me so mad. why can you not raise just your ring finger
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
hands make me so mad. why can you not raise just your ring finger
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mario AAA is literally real, it's called Super Mario Advance
January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
mario AAA is literally real, it's called Super Mario Advance
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Another fluffy Falin
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Another fluffy Falin
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these men have never had to do the family costco run and it shows
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
these men have never had to do the family costco run and it shows
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January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Celeste is 8 years old wow
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Celeste is 8 years old wow
there's a mild irony to this listing not having the Yoshi design when these things leaking in advance were our first time seeing what Yoshi looks like in this movie
Old Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie products available on Amazon buff.ly/5Ipx80Q #ad
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
there's a mild irony to this listing not having the Yoshi design when these things leaking in advance were our first time seeing what Yoshi looks like in this movie
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