Stagger McTipsy, AKA Captain Awesome Motherfucker
@staggermctipsy.bsky.social
What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
It's not just weapons either. Any form of government oppression from the military down to the local cop shop is basically given a blank check to spend our money; meanwhile, we're struggling to keep a roof overhead and food in the fridge. I've sadly seen it firsthand, and yes it really is that bad.
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 AM
It's not just weapons either. Any form of government oppression from the military down to the local cop shop is basically given a blank check to spend our money; meanwhile, we're struggling to keep a roof overhead and food in the fridge. I've sadly seen it firsthand, and yes it really is that bad.
Here's how he sees things in that tiny brain rattling around his droopy pus sack of a head: There's him, and there's everything else. He would do anything to anything else as long as it helps him, no matter how horrible or destructive it may be. He'd barbecue babies for his benefit, no hesitation.
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Here's how he sees things in that tiny brain rattling around his droopy pus sack of a head: There's him, and there's everything else. He would do anything to anything else as long as it helps him, no matter how horrible or destructive it may be. He'd barbecue babies for his benefit, no hesitation.
Man, what a talent. I really miss that voice.
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Man, what a talent. I really miss that voice.
Yeah, they're definitely in way more spots than officials think then. Troy's close enough to Albany and Perryville's close enough to Syracuse that I can safely say they must be in those areas, because neither of us were looking for them and the sightings are 40 years apart.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Yeah, they're definitely in way more spots than officials think then. Troy's close enough to Albany and Perryville's close enough to Syracuse that I can safely say they must be in those areas, because neither of us were looking for them and the sightings are 40 years apart.
There's also the nice perk in knowing you're not putting more coins into the pockets of a South African neo-nazi who's already the richest man on the planet.
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 AM
There's also the nice perk in knowing you're not putting more coins into the pockets of a South African neo-nazi who's already the richest man on the planet.
It is super funny how they don't realize the whole rest of the world looks at the United States as a huge joke that keeps getting funnier due to the fact most of the people who are the butt of the joke don't know that they are.
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 AM
It is super funny how they don't realize the whole rest of the world looks at the United States as a huge joke that keeps getting funnier due to the fact most of the people who are the butt of the joke don't know that they are.
Not a bad idea, but I think it can be improved by having all the characters sport ridiculous hairstyles.
(Strangely, this all somehow sounds way better than the actual movie is.)
(Strangely, this all somehow sounds way better than the actual movie is.)
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Not a bad idea, but I think it can be improved by having all the characters sport ridiculous hairstyles.
(Strangely, this all somehow sounds way better than the actual movie is.)
(Strangely, this all somehow sounds way better than the actual movie is.)
It obviously wasn't howling, but I saw a moose in Perryville (outside Cazenovia) and they're not supposed to be anywhere close there. Dude was just staring at me at the pond, didn't even run off. Of course, it it a moose. They don't really need to run from anything.
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 AM
It obviously wasn't howling, but I saw a moose in Perryville (outside Cazenovia) and they're not supposed to be anywhere close there. Dude was just staring at me at the pond, didn't even run off. Of course, it it a moose. They don't really need to run from anything.
I'm changing the name of the game. The new name is This Motherfucker Owes Each Of Us About Five Bucks. Play accordingly.
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I'm changing the name of the game. The new name is This Motherfucker Owes Each Of Us About Five Bucks. Play accordingly.
You had a sharpshooter or expert medal but can't remember which, yet don't feel qualified to teach your family how to safely use firearms? That's... interesting, to say the least.
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
You had a sharpshooter or expert medal but can't remember which, yet don't feel qualified to teach your family how to safely use firearms? That's... interesting, to say the least.
There is, and it's not hard to find. But the page isn't super user-friendly (being a government document and all). It'd just be nice to have the whole list in a simple single page. I'm not asking for anything fancy; a basic Word document will do. List the state, and which reps voted for. Easy.
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
There is, and it's not hard to find. But the page isn't super user-friendly (being a government document and all). It'd just be nice to have the whole list in a simple single page. I'm not asking for anything fancy; a basic Word document will do. List the state, and which reps voted for. Easy.
Try this on for wifey: "The government is already taking away our rights as fast as they can. Why should we willingly give up more?" Seriously, get informed. If you can, go to a shop that has a range and test some out. If they aren't for you, leave it at that. Shit, some people shouldn't drive.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Try this on for wifey: "The government is already taking away our rights as fast as they can. Why should we willingly give up more?" Seriously, get informed. If you can, go to a shop that has a range and test some out. If they aren't for you, leave it at that. Shit, some people shouldn't drive.
Automatic rifles are illegal. If you don't already know that you shouldn't be looking into getting one. Learn before you go deciding what you want. And for fuck's sake don't be relinquishing your firearms to the cops. How do you think so many firearms illegally end up in the hands of criminals?!?
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Automatic rifles are illegal. If you don't already know that you shouldn't be looking into getting one. Learn before you go deciding what you want. And for fuck's sake don't be relinquishing your firearms to the cops. How do you think so many firearms illegally end up in the hands of criminals?!?
Go to a range. There'll be plenty there willing to give free instruction. But don't get into politics; unfortunately most of the people who actively campaign to disarm the citizens are people who are otherwise on our side. They're just misguided. Likewise, you might run into "gun nuts" at the range.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Go to a range. There'll be plenty there willing to give free instruction. But don't get into politics; unfortunately most of the people who actively campaign to disarm the citizens are people who are otherwise on our side. They're just misguided. Likewise, you might run into "gun nuts" at the range.
Nothing wrong with being knowledgeable about as many things as possible, even if you never need to be. I know how to operate a fire extinguisher, but I hope I never need that knowledge. To further the analogy, do you want to be the only one in your house who doesn't know how to use the extinguisher?
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Nothing wrong with being knowledgeable about as many things as possible, even if you never need to be. I know how to operate a fire extinguisher, but I hope I never need that knowledge. To further the analogy, do you want to be the only one in your house who doesn't know how to use the extinguisher?
Exercise is important to good health. Might as well exercise what little rights you have left before they completely atrophy and the government either removes them or they become too expensive to maintain.
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Exercise is important to good health. Might as well exercise what little rights you have left before they completely atrophy and the government either removes them or they become too expensive to maintain.
Please embed a list of who *has* signed on, so their constituents can write to thank them. A little positive reinforcement never hurts, and it's incentive for the good ones to remain in office.
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Please embed a list of who *has* signed on, so their constituents can write to thank them. A little positive reinforcement never hurts, and it's incentive for the good ones to remain in office.
Possibly the most deserving Academy Award ever.
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Possibly the most deserving Academy Award ever.
Yeah that's worked out well.
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Yeah that's worked out well.
They probably don't even make them anymore. It couldn't have taken long for someone to realize it's harder to find a black golf ball in the rough than it is to find a white one. I literally can't think of an advantage to a color change, but I do know that whatever the reason it's never newsworthy.
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
They probably don't even make them anymore. It couldn't have taken long for someone to realize it's harder to find a black golf ball in the rough than it is to find a white one. I literally can't think of an advantage to a color change, but I do know that whatever the reason it's never newsworthy.
Pryor's my second favorite. Yep, your elders definitely deserve a pat on the back.
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pryor's my second favorite. Yep, your elders definitely deserve a pat on the back.
I make my own snack mix (all ingredients raw and unsalted): almonds, cashews, pumpkin seeds, walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts, dried cranberries and blueberries, black chocolate morsels. Super yummy, super healthy, only sugar if any is a small amount in the morsels. All ingredients from the bulk section.
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I make my own snack mix (all ingredients raw and unsalted): almonds, cashews, pumpkin seeds, walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts, dried cranberries and blueberries, black chocolate morsels. Super yummy, super healthy, only sugar if any is a small amount in the morsels. All ingredients from the bulk section.
Tell mama, Etta was a badass.
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Tell mama, Etta was a badass.
Not blaming anyone either way. Just making the observation that most people stop taking shit from their parents by the time they're old enough to live on their own, if not earlier. Maybe some people LIKE taking shit from their parents in perpetuity; different strokes for different folks and all.
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Not blaming anyone either way. Just making the observation that most people stop taking shit from their parents by the time they're old enough to live on their own, if not earlier. Maybe some people LIKE taking shit from their parents in perpetuity; different strokes for different folks and all.
That's at least a more universal thematic rallying cry than Remember the Alamo.
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 AM
That's at least a more universal thematic rallying cry than Remember the Alamo.