🍋Cassandra🍓
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she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!
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🍋Cassandra🍓
@stalacta.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Anyway I keep forgetting to post these. Look my little models
Elliott Smith: 4x4, is 2x8,
Me, crying: that’s so fucking beautiful man god I miss him
Me, crying: that’s so fucking beautiful man god I miss him
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Elliott Smith: 4x4, is 2x8,
Me, crying: that’s so fucking beautiful man god I miss him
Me, crying: that’s so fucking beautiful man god I miss him
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If you’re mean to supper Mario broth you go to hell forever no matter what else you do in life
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you’re mean to supper Mario broth you go to hell forever no matter what else you do in life
Even looking past the soulless cashing in of sequel series as a concept, I just cannot engage with them the way I am supposed to, my immersion gets completely broken. That’s not Veronica Mars that’s Kristen Bell pretending to be Veronica Mars
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Even looking past the soulless cashing in of sequel series as a concept, I just cannot engage with them the way I am supposed to, my immersion gets completely broken. That’s not Veronica Mars that’s Kristen Bell pretending to be Veronica Mars
The TWIOAT live-reading of their from memory grown ups 2 script fucking slays me every time with Busy Phillips’ Adam Sandler impression
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The TWIOAT live-reading of their from memory grown ups 2 script fucking slays me every time with Busy Phillips’ Adam Sandler impression
Why is YouTube’s response to me watching some Degrassi episodes to recommend a bunch of video essays titled things like “why degrassi just got worse and worse” “what went wrong with Degrassi: next class?” can u just let me enjoy the show
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why is YouTube’s response to me watching some Degrassi episodes to recommend a bunch of video essays titled things like “why degrassi just got worse and worse” “what went wrong with Degrassi: next class?” can u just let me enjoy the show
Why must Adrien have such a delicate digestive system it causes me such stress
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Why must Adrien have such a delicate digestive system it causes me such stress
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December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I am unable to get my mind to string together the name of the SATC director’s name as anything other than “mattress pikelet king” anymore. His real name just does not compute
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I am unable to get my mind to string together the name of the SATC director’s name as anything other than “mattress pikelet king” anymore. His real name just does not compute
It’s so tragic that the couple of times they make adora s&p approved magically drunk, they don’t have her really interacting with catra. Unless they do later and I just don’t remember. But I feel like I would remember that
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It’s so tragic that the couple of times they make adora s&p approved magically drunk, they don’t have her really interacting with catra. Unless they do later and I just don’t remember. But I feel like I would remember that
For some reason had a flash of mixing up the superpowers in this show with ladybug for a second and now I’m just thinking abt how incredibly OP the fox miraculous would be in the situations they get up to
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
For some reason had a flash of mixing up the superpowers in this show with ladybug for a second and now I’m just thinking abt how incredibly OP the fox miraculous would be in the situations they get up to
In the little filler dnd episode of she ra adora is like “AAAA I need to be perfect bc the planet was almost destroyed” and glimmer’s response to that is like “well I was captured before and we managed to escape and win the fight!! :)” but um. Glimmer. Do u remember someone named entrapta
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
In the little filler dnd episode of she ra adora is like “AAAA I need to be perfect bc the planet was almost destroyed” and glimmer’s response to that is like “well I was captured before and we managed to escape and win the fight!! :)” but um. Glimmer. Do u remember someone named entrapta
Small brain: Theo, bad at puzzle feeder
Big brain: Adrien, GREAT at puzzles
Galaxy brain: Amélie, who remembers that the other half of their food is still in the regular feeder that she doesn’t have to think for
Big brain: Adrien, GREAT at puzzles
Galaxy brain: Amélie, who remembers that the other half of their food is still in the regular feeder that she doesn’t have to think for
December 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Small brain: Theo, bad at puzzle feeder
Big brain: Adrien, GREAT at puzzles
Galaxy brain: Amélie, who remembers that the other half of their food is still in the regular feeder that she doesn’t have to think for
Big brain: Adrien, GREAT at puzzles
Galaxy brain: Amélie, who remembers that the other half of their food is still in the regular feeder that she doesn’t have to think for
Playing the “best 3-track run” game with some Elliott Smith albums. Figure 8 is too hard there have to be 4
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Playing the “best 3-track run” game with some Elliott Smith albums. Figure 8 is too hard there have to be 4
And when I say “very unpopular” I would like to demonstrate that with the anecdote that in one of my middle school nerd classes, some of the boys made a ranking of all the girls and I was not even ON the list. There were only like 3 girls in the 40+ person class who weren’t
But anyway yeah. In school I was placed in the nerd classes and within those nerd classes I was also very unpopular, so the “misfit among misfits” theme in Rudolph always really struck a chord with me.
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
And when I say “very unpopular” I would like to demonstrate that with the anecdote that in one of my middle school nerd classes, some of the boys made a ranking of all the girls and I was not even ON the list. There were only like 3 girls in the 40+ person class who weren’t
While it’s still semi-relevant to talk about Rudolph, I want to talk abt “the most wonderful day of the year” a little bc I love it so so much. Everything about it is perfect and it is so unique
December 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
While it’s still semi-relevant to talk about Rudolph, I want to talk abt “the most wonderful day of the year” a little bc I love it so so much. Everything about it is perfect and it is so unique
Fascinated by the choice tidal made when transferring my music library from spotify to substitute a song it didn’t have with an 8-bit cover of that song instead of just leaving it out
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Fascinated by the choice tidal made when transferring my music library from spotify to substitute a song it didn’t have with an 8-bit cover of that song instead of just leaving it out
Even tho I have been playing with Theo a TON lately she seems like she needs more mental stimulus but the problem is if I try to set up puzzles, she’s not nearly as food motivated as the other two, and Adrien is also very good at puzzles and Amélie is a fast learner, so she just doesn’t do anything
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Even tho I have been playing with Theo a TON lately she seems like she needs more mental stimulus but the problem is if I try to set up puzzles, she’s not nearly as food motivated as the other two, and Adrien is also very good at puzzles and Amélie is a fast learner, so she just doesn’t do anything
Thinking abt the 2 (two) times Theo let out a blood curdling scream that had me convinced I was going to find her with like one of her limbs torn off when I frantically ran over to her and she was totally fine both times. I live in fear of her doing that again
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Thinking abt the 2 (two) times Theo let out a blood curdling scream that had me convinced I was going to find her with like one of her limbs torn off when I frantically ran over to her and she was totally fine both times. I live in fear of her doing that again
Investing in a pu-erh cake
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Investing in a pu-erh cake
Damn…I forgot how much Courage in Me from the ladybug movie soundtrack bangs. My neighbors should be grateful I don’t have the range bc otherwise I would be belting that shit nonstop
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Damn…I forgot how much Courage in Me from the ladybug movie soundtrack bangs. My neighbors should be grateful I don’t have the range bc otherwise I would be belting that shit nonstop
Bless the telephone by labi siffre gotta be one of the best love songs of all time
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Bless the telephone by labi siffre gotta be one of the best love songs of all time
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there’s a new scene stealer in town
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
there’s a new scene stealer in town
Wearing this dress to my mom’s house and then changing as soon as I get home so I only get glitter all over HER furniture
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Wearing this dress to my mom’s house and then changing as soon as I get home so I only get glitter all over HER furniture