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🍋Cassandra🍓
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she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!

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I love my little man and his freaks
Watching the tomodachi life direct…them selecting all three “male, female, nonbinary” for Angie’s dating preferences and then deselecting female and nonbinary was so funny. they’re queerbaiting
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Man. Emotion really is such a good album. Your Type is perfect I adore that song
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I love raph
OK *almost* anywhere in the world
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
By skipping the friendzone eps on my previous TWIOAT listens I have been depriving myself of the transcendent experience I just had of listening to guy and tim try to navigate ao3 to look at WAYF yaoi whose fic titles are Carly Rae Jepsen songs. I almost screamed when they read the title
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Cannot get over the chorus on this song I need it in liquid IV form tidal.com/track/466004...
Carly Rae Jepsen - Lost In Devotion
Listen to Lost In Devotion on TIDAL
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January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Did I ever post this. This is an actual Skitty in my home
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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I think abt this all the time
December 7, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I love just putting all my liked songs on shuffle for such combinations as party in the USA playing followed by the “look down, look down, you’ll always be a slave” song from les misérables
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Has anyone else thought that Sabrina carpenter’s look in the “elephant in the room” clip from the manchild video makes her look just like Hayden panettiere’s character from Malcolm in the middle or is this something only I am capable of
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Along my walk to the trolley someone has impaled a hot sauce pocket onto a succulent
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Oh man they made a bunch of updates to splatoon that makes me want to play it again
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Why is powder-to-crème LIPSTICK a thing???? We’re just doing whatever now huh
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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I prefer Coates.
January 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I’ve considered getting cat furniture, and browsed heavily, but the issue I am having is that the general structure of basically ANY piece of cat furniture is cat stuff on the bottom/human stuff on the top. But I want the opposite!!! And it like, doesn’t exist!!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Get me one of these for ladynoir
Official 2017 legally binding Mario/Peach-themed marriage certificate from Japan. Filling out this form and submitting it at the municipal office of residence immediately results in a recognized marriage once processed.
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Official 2017 legally binding Mario/Peach-themed marriage certificate from Japan. Filling out this form and submitting it at the municipal office of residence immediately results in a recognized marriage once processed.
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I keep watching this. Eli saying “tears, Claire? Didn’t expect to see those from such a whore.” And then two clips later “homophobia WILL be defeated and love WILL triumph!!”
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I need to go back and watch Degrassi jr high some time. I’ve seen some key snake moments but I need to get the full picture. Not just for him but definitely partially for him
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Shoutout to the fight choreo on alli & Bianca’s fight on degrassi bc that shit looked like an actual high school girl fight
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 AM
They’re making a movie based on Hayley kiyoko’s girls like girls?? Huh
January 26, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Texts I get out of the blue from my mom
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM