Is this one of them Maximus things?

Made by Iowa City's own Raygun

The curse of the Cumaean Sibyl. I hope they succeed.

Laying a single rose outside Rock and Roll McDonald's

In a school assembly I was told to place the flag on the right side of the stage. I assumed they meant stage right. My civics teacher gasped in horror.

I'm just glad it's not a home game. Stadium cleanup tomorrow would be brutal with 10" of snow!

Ant-like conformity. Every car is black, grey, or white. As is all clothing. And all interior decoration. We make the Victorians look like hippies.

Yes, we can enjoy the 40 mph winds in peace

Shite In A Bucket is a pretty harsh nickname. Glad they call me Stan The Man!

Lucky!

What gives? I am not a legless avatar in a Metaverse. I have not replaced my wife with a Fleshlight purchased with Bored Ape NFTs. I have not been conscripted to terraform Mars. Hell, it's been months since I've even seen a Cybertruck. What does it take to replace my dystopia with a different one?

Which button summoned Diet Coke?

I appreciate they pronounced it "car-mel" and not the gratingly incorrect "care-a-mel"