Stan Byerman
@stanbyerman.bsky.social
Beloved country crooner. Tell your grandma I said hello. She's got my number.
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Stan Byerman
@stanbyerman.bsky.social
· Mar 4
You don't understand. A Sunday paper was a thing to behold. The size of a couch cushion, delivered by a man in a rusty van and his three children, each carrying a corner. The kitchen table would groan under the weight of the ad circulars alone. The pages would unfurl like sails.
Now that it's December, you are allowed to play Christmas music, but only Christmas music I like. Alas for you, I only like one Christmas song. youtu.be/cQaJn11t94M?...
Christmas in Prison
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now that it's December, you are allowed to play Christmas music, but only Christmas music I like. Alas for you, I only like one Christmas song. youtu.be/cQaJn11t94M?...
Be nice to Chuck. He is the last living veteran of the Honey War.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Be nice to Chuck. He is the last living veteran of the Honey War.
Wait till I tell you about inflammable
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wait till I tell you about inflammable
Raw-doggin' it. (Eating pie without whipped cream)
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Raw-doggin' it. (Eating pie without whipped cream)
An hour ago: Half inch of sticky Thanksgiving tar at the bottom of the oven. C'mon self-cleaning feature, show me what you got.
Now: Impressive! All the bedroom smoke alarms as well as the kitchen!
Now: Impressive! All the bedroom smoke alarms as well as the kitchen!
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
An hour ago: Half inch of sticky Thanksgiving tar at the bottom of the oven. C'mon self-cleaning feature, show me what you got.
Now: Impressive! All the bedroom smoke alarms as well as the kitchen!
Now: Impressive! All the bedroom smoke alarms as well as the kitchen!
"Amazing! Your comment has 1 upvotes and 1 replies!" Nice to know that I am as popular on Reddit as I am on Bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Amazing! Your comment has 1 upvotes and 1 replies!" Nice to know that I am as popular on Reddit as I am on Bluesky
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
Doing this is actually a pretty solid bit.
I had a friend who carried a piece of paper in his wallet with 200 joke prompts, so when things got tedious he could whip it out and start telling them.
He was NEVER the life of the party.
He was NEVER the life of the party.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Doing this is actually a pretty solid bit.
If you buy 31 Advent calendars now you can have one little piece of chocolate every hour the whole month of January, when you really need it
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you buy 31 Advent calendars now you can have one little piece of chocolate every hour the whole month of January, when you really need it
This is not the specific bleak horrible future I was promised
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is not the specific bleak horrible future I was promised
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I wish I loved anything as much as the previous owner of this cookbook loved boiled pudding
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as the previous owner of this cookbook loved boiled pudding
Microsoft: "Let's spend $600 gazillion on AI!"
How about you spend $500 to fix spell check in Word?
How about you spend $500 to fix spell check in Word?
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Microsoft: "Let's spend $600 gazillion on AI!"
How about you spend $500 to fix spell check in Word?
How about you spend $500 to fix spell check in Word?
One of my Grandmothers was born in Poland and lived in Detroit, the other was born in a log cabin in Kentucky and lived on an Illinois farm. They got along just fine and enjoyed each other's company. That's all.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of my Grandmothers was born in Poland and lived in Detroit, the other was born in a log cabin in Kentucky and lived on an Illinois farm. They got along just fine and enjoyed each other's company. That's all.
In my teens and into my 20s I kept an internal narrative of my daily life, like I was the protagonist of a sitcom. Eventually this narration stopped, I guess the narcissism of youth does not survive adulthood. Or maybe the audience got bored and changed channels.
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In my teens and into my 20s I kept an internal narrative of my daily life, like I was the protagonist of a sitcom. Eventually this narration stopped, I guess the narcissism of youth does not survive adulthood. Or maybe the audience got bored and changed channels.
The phone smelled of hairspray and shaving cream, its numbers scratched off by millions of spins by press-on nails. A list of numbers tacked to the wall, the exotic ones had area codes, the dead were crossed off. If its cord could be untangled no one knew how far it would stretch.
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The phone smelled of hairspray and shaving cream, its numbers scratched off by millions of spins by press-on nails. A list of numbers tacked to the wall, the exotic ones had area codes, the dead were crossed off. If its cord could be untangled no one knew how far it would stretch.
Still pushing and pulling. Still no monkey chow.
Can someone please explain to me how the economy works? I've been pushing all the buttons and pulling all the levers but no monkey chow comes out
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Still pushing and pulling. Still no monkey chow.
Like a post-nuclear survivor eating canned dog food in a basement: "I don't care if the rest of the Internet is down, I've still got Giant Minesweeper!"
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Like a post-nuclear survivor eating canned dog food in a basement: "I don't care if the rest of the Internet is down, I've still got Giant Minesweeper!"
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The audible excitement from the other end of the building can only mean.... A DOG IS IN THE OFFICE!!!!
January 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The audible excitement from the other end of the building can only mean.... A DOG IS IN THE OFFICE!!!!
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all books should have maps in them, no exceptions.
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
all books should have maps in them, no exceptions.
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My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
Can someone please explain to me how the economy works? I've been pushing all the buttons and pulling all the levers but no monkey chow comes out
October 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Can someone please explain to me how the economy works? I've been pushing all the buttons and pulling all the levers but no monkey chow comes out
Low budget male exotic dancer
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Low budget male exotic dancer
Thinking about a new avi.
"Assume the Wurst".
An anthropomorphic sausage who make double entendres.
Yes or no?
"Assume the Wurst".
An anthropomorphic sausage who make double entendres.
Yes or no?
September 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Thinking about a new avi.
"Assume the Wurst".
An anthropomorphic sausage who make double entendres.
Yes or no?
"Assume the Wurst".
An anthropomorphic sausage who make double entendres.
Yes or no?