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...exodus from where
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
...exodus from where
From an email to one of our faculty members....
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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fastmail is another one if for some reason proton's shtick is offputting to people
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
fastmail is another one if for some reason proton's shtick is offputting to people
A few months ago, my therapist moved her accounts to Proton to protect her clients' privacy.
You might not be a therapist, but you might have Muslim friends. Allah would want you to protect them!
bsky.app/profile/stan...
You might not be a therapist, but you might have Muslim friends. Allah would want you to protect them!
bsky.app/profile/stan...
she willingly migrated to proton a few months ago and started memorizing her recovery phrase even though i told her "imagine paying $10 a month for a shittier version of gmail"
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A few months ago, my therapist moved her accounts to Proton to protect her clients' privacy.
You might not be a therapist, but you might have Muslim friends. Allah would want you to protect them!
bsky.app/profile/stan...
You might not be a therapist, but you might have Muslim friends. Allah would want you to protect them!
bsky.app/profile/stan...
You'd think that managing multiple email addresses for a bunch of sensitive things is a pain in the ass.
But with Proton Mail, you can have many addresses all managed from the same inbox. It isn't as great as user-friendly as Gmail, but Proton won't sell you out to the feds!
proton.me/mail
But with Proton Mail, you can have many addresses all managed from the same inbox. It isn't as great as user-friendly as Gmail, but Proton won't sell you out to the feds!
proton.me/mail
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proton.me
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You'd think that managing multiple email addresses for a bunch of sensitive things is a pain in the ass.
But with Proton Mail, you can have many addresses all managed from the same inbox. It isn't as great as user-friendly as Gmail, but Proton won't sell you out to the feds!
proton.me/mail
But with Proton Mail, you can have many addresses all managed from the same inbox. It isn't as great as user-friendly as Gmail, but Proton won't sell you out to the feds!
proton.me/mail
(turns out not everyone knows how to wash cast iron)
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
(turns out not everyone knows how to wash cast iron)
unironically, you'd be well within your rights to ask future dishwasher users to take a short dishwasher packing test
(i would've asked my new roommate to take a quick test on household management but she already read my household preferences blog post)
(i would've asked my new roommate to take a quick test on household management but she already read my household preferences blog post)
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
unironically, you'd be well within your rights to ask future dishwasher users to take a short dishwasher packing test
(i would've asked my new roommate to take a quick test on household management but she already read my household preferences blog post)
(i would've asked my new roommate to take a quick test on household management but she already read my household preferences blog post)
white conservative transgender women are the white conservatives of transgender women
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
some idiot on xitter told me "but i was talking about this six months ago! i came up with this independently!!"
bitch six months ago you were already spending hours every day on an app run by the world's most powerful nazi
bitch six months ago you were already spending hours every day on an app run by the world's most powerful nazi
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
some idiot on xitter told me "but i was talking about this six months ago! i came up with this independently!!"
bitch six months ago you were already spending hours every day on an app run by the world's most powerful nazi
bitch six months ago you were already spending hours every day on an app run by the world's most powerful nazi
"there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop" hits different now huh
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop" hits different now huh
god says to give me free money only if you're whiter, maler, and richer than me
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I asked God if I could talk about this new religion on Twitter, she said,
"Only if you want to get Booth'd way too early in your career as a prophet. Stay away from them, especially that one twink who accidentally sicced the Nazis on that Canadian chick"
"Only if you want to get Booth'd way too early in your career as a prophet. Stay away from them, especially that one twink who accidentally sicced the Nazis on that Canadian chick"
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
God said sadly, yes. His agent got so much crap wrong that by the end of it God was like "leave my name off this thing bro. i don't want to be connected to your weird racism against black people."
Problem was, God told him too much of the good stuff by then that Smith just said, "lmao make me"
Problem was, God told him too much of the good stuff by then that Smith just said, "lmao make me"
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
God said sadly, yes. His agent got so much crap wrong that by the end of it God was like "leave my name off this thing bro. i don't want to be connected to your weird racism against black people."
Problem was, God told him too much of the good stuff by then that Smith just said, "lmao make me"
Problem was, God told him too much of the good stuff by then that Smith just said, "lmao make me"
I asked God, she told me to ignore that question and continue watching my Star Trek
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I asked God, she told me to ignore that question and continue watching my Star Trek