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staplefunk.bsky.social
@staplefunk.bsky.social
SE Pennsylvanian
Wannabe kiwi 🇳🇿
"Bitter? No...I'm not bitter."
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who?" or "Transformers."
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It's pork & sauerkraut with mashed potatoes where I live. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. 😋
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Yeah, that sounds about right.
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fire up that loud
Another round of shots
Fire up that loud
Another round of shots
Fire up that loud
Another round of shots
Fire up that loud
Another round of shots

Turn down for what?
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Keeping top secret documents at his home"
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
August 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Don't let either of these two guys ever visit Hiroshima.
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
May 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
May 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No sir (I won't play in my underwear). By sina-drums
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I can't wait 'till they find out about Neil Young.
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I wonder what else might become more expensive?
February 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What are these made out of again, I forgot?
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Mood
January 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Mood
January 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
If you see this post something green
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I believe that's a Chinese dragon, probably another manifestation of our current End Times.
November 25, 2024 at 6:27 AM