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Wannabe kiwi 🇳🇿
"Bitter? No...I'm not bitter."
Wannabe kiwi 🇳🇿
"Bitter? No...I'm not bitter."
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Deport Bad Bunny? Where, back to the Puerto Rico…which is part of what country again?
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Deport Bad Bunny? Where, back to the Puerto Rico…which is part of what country again?
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Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Texas Universities are now like police departments who would prefer to pay out the inevitable lawsuits rather than stop breaking the law
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Texas Universities are now like police departments who would prefer to pay out the inevitable lawsuits rather than stop breaking the law
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55 years ago today, George Harrison became the first Beatle to top the Hot 100 as a solo artist as "My Sweet Lord" hits #1. This was recorded at Abbey Road studios using the same equipment The Beatles used.
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
55 years ago today, George Harrison became the first Beatle to top the Hot 100 as a solo artist as "My Sweet Lord" hits #1. This was recorded at Abbey Road studios using the same equipment The Beatles used.
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15th person dies month after UPS plane crash in Kentucky https://twp.ai/4iuM1l
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15th person dies month after UPS plane crash in Kentucky https://twp.ai/4iuM1l
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
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1) Arresting someone random while he's shopping for groceries on the eve of a holiday is vile
2) The video appears to show the agents loading the groceries into the arrested man's trunk. I have no idea what the source of the claim that they are divvying up his food is.
Be careful what you amplify
2) The video appears to show the agents loading the groceries into the arrested man's trunk. I have no idea what the source of the claim that they are divvying up his food is.
Be careful what you amplify
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
1) Arresting someone random while he's shopping for groceries on the eve of a holiday is vile
2) The video appears to show the agents loading the groceries into the arrested man's trunk. I have no idea what the source of the claim that they are divvying up his food is.
Be careful what you amplify
2) The video appears to show the agents loading the groceries into the arrested man's trunk. I have no idea what the source of the claim that they are divvying up his food is.
Be careful what you amplify
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Fun fact about Nigeria: they recently shut down a lot of car battery recycling outfits to conduct tests.
Tests to study the large amount of lead being let off by these companies, poisoning the local populations.
These companies? US automakers that refuse to start certification programs.
Tests to study the large amount of lead being let off by these companies, poisoning the local populations.
These companies? US automakers that refuse to start certification programs.
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Fun fact about Nigeria: they recently shut down a lot of car battery recycling outfits to conduct tests.
Tests to study the large amount of lead being let off by these companies, poisoning the local populations.
These companies? US automakers that refuse to start certification programs.
Tests to study the large amount of lead being let off by these companies, poisoning the local populations.
These companies? US automakers that refuse to start certification programs.
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Russia just bombed the main highway leading into Kharkiv - heavy traffic with families returning home after Christmas - cars are burning with people in them.
And we discuss signing something with them?
And we discuss signing something with them?
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Russia just bombed the main highway leading into Kharkiv - heavy traffic with families returning home after Christmas - cars are burning with people in them.
And we discuss signing something with them?
And we discuss signing something with them?
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Didn’t get everything you wanted for Christmas? These single-digit billionaires can increasingly relate.
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Didn’t get everything you wanted for Christmas? These single-digit billionaires can increasingly relate.
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Ukrainian forces struck Russian oil refineries and fuel depots at least 142 times in 2025, up 51% from 2024, Russian independent outlet Vyorstka reported. Since the war began, Ukraine hit oil infrastructure 281 times with 82% success rate.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ukrainian forces struck Russian oil refineries and fuel depots at least 142 times in 2025, up 51% from 2024, Russian independent outlet Vyorstka reported. Since the war began, Ukraine hit oil infrastructure 281 times with 82% success rate.
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No changes to the going forecast.
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
No changes to the going forecast.
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ME: *wakes up*
MY BODY: How very dare you
MY BODY: How very dare you
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ME: *wakes up*
MY BODY: How very dare you
MY BODY: How very dare you
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Subaru Telescope and Blackbird Observatory image of Arp 189, also known as NGC 4651 or the Umbrella Galaxy.
The parasol-shaped feature to the left is debris from a tiny galaxy that was shredded apart by gravity as it fell into its larger companion.
Credit: NAOJ, R. Jay GaBany
Source
The parasol-shaped feature to the left is debris from a tiny galaxy that was shredded apart by gravity as it fell into its larger companion.
Credit: NAOJ, R. Jay GaBany
Source
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Subaru Telescope and Blackbird Observatory image of Arp 189, also known as NGC 4651 or the Umbrella Galaxy.
The parasol-shaped feature to the left is debris from a tiny galaxy that was shredded apart by gravity as it fell into its larger companion.
Credit: NAOJ, R. Jay GaBany
Source
The parasol-shaped feature to the left is debris from a tiny galaxy that was shredded apart by gravity as it fell into its larger companion.
Credit: NAOJ, R. Jay GaBany
Source
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Is horse meat legal in your state (2025)
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Is horse meat legal in your state (2025)
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Selling off withdrawn US liquor and donating the profits to food banks. Not re-ordering www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Nova Scotia begins selling warehoused U.S. booze, with proceeds going to charity | CBC News
Beginning Monday, the province's liquor stores will once again stock booze from the United States — but for a limited time only.
www.cbc.ca
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Selling off withdrawn US liquor and donating the profits to food banks. Not re-ordering www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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ICE showed up on private property without a Warrant and was sneaking around so when the one of the owners showed up he told them to get off the property and they did because they know that what they were doing was illegal and they're being watched by everyone now including Judges
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
ICE showed up on private property without a Warrant and was sneaking around so when the one of the owners showed up he told them to get off the property and they did because they know that what they were doing was illegal and they're being watched by everyone now including Judges
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Can everyone that followed me bc of cute sausage rolls please leave, I write kinky gay smut, thank you 🙏 👋
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can everyone that followed me bc of cute sausage rolls please leave, I write kinky gay smut, thank you 🙏 👋
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the road to hell is paved with exceptionalism
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the road to hell is paved with exceptionalism
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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I was laughing away at this scene, blessed to see this in a cinema
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was laughing away at this scene, blessed to see this in a cinema