bex schwartz
@starbex.bsky.social
writer | director | producer | anxious
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Damned by faint praise? Whatever, prepositions! I’m tired. It’s been a long (everything forever)
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Damned by faint praise? Whatever, prepositions! I’m tired. It’s been a long (everything forever)
He was a bit cunty in the best possible way during that prologue
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
He was a bit cunty in the best possible way during that prologue
The unfamiliar frisson of hope that just flashed across my frozen heart
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The unfamiliar frisson of hope that just flashed across my frozen heart
I was the voice of Metamucil Appetite Control and those clients were NOT interested in hearing the other tagline that was stuck in my head
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was the voice of Metamucil Appetite Control and those clients were NOT interested in hearing the other tagline that was stuck in my head
All this AND Uncle Floyd singing his hello song. My career path should never have been so surprising
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All this AND Uncle Floyd singing his hello song. My career path should never have been so surprising
i've never written a tagline without thinking about this movie
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i've never written a tagline without thinking about this movie
And also they have a talking dog
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And also they have a talking dog
Can you please please please tell us why a Bob Dylan song triggered the final five???
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can you please please please tell us why a Bob Dylan song triggered the final five???
This is extremely well done (much like that steak) and so lickety-split! Also, does that much food always fall out of her mouth when she eats???
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is extremely well done (much like that steak) and so lickety-split! Also, does that much food always fall out of her mouth when she eats???