bex schwartz
@starbex.bsky.social
writer | director | producer | anxious
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The dictionary definition of “damn with faint praise”
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The dictionary definition of “damn with faint praise”
Billy Bragg – Upfield (Official Video)
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am thinking about that scene in The Last Of Us when they were in the mall and riding a carousel to that musicbox version of The Cure youtu.be/l4e29-uJ2_k?...
Rockabye Baby! - Just Like Heaven (Lullaby), from “The Last of Us” an HBO Original Series
YouTube video by The Last of Us | Fansite
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am thinking about that scene in The Last Of Us when they were in the mall and riding a carousel to that musicbox version of The Cure youtu.be/l4e29-uJ2_k?...
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
I heard if they make it to 16 innings, everyone gets magical powers
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I heard if they make it to 16 innings, everyone gets magical powers
The internet is down today because of the French Jewel Thieves (is a rumor I really want to run with)
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The internet is down today because of the French Jewel Thieves (is a rumor I really want to run with)
I am working on a show in Texas which means I can’t use my ticket to the opening night of previews for Chess with @maris.bsky.social and @emilygouldnymag.bsky.social. 🎶 I cross over borders but I’m still there now.
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am working on a show in Texas which means I can’t use my ticket to the opening night of previews for Chess with @maris.bsky.social and @emilygouldnymag.bsky.social. 🎶 I cross over borders but I’m still there now.
Just realized I’m wearing my Roxy Music hoodie to go see David Byrne
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just realized I’m wearing my Roxy Music hoodie to go see David Byrne
I have a migraine and for some inexplicable reason there is a fucking marching band at one end of my street and i keep screaming GO THE FUCK AWAY at them. GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOUD MARCHING BAND, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have a migraine and for some inexplicable reason there is a fucking marching band at one end of my street and i keep screaming GO THE FUCK AWAY at them. GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOUD MARCHING BAND, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Just took some Tylenol out of PURE SPITE
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just took some Tylenol out of PURE SPITE
L’shana Tovah and Free Palestine
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
L’shana Tovah and Free Palestine
Today I Learned: oxen are castrated bulls. They are not a distinct species of beast of burden. I feel completely led astray by Oregon Trail and nothing makes sense anymore. OXEN ARE BOY COWS WITHOUT TESTICLES.
September 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Today I Learned: oxen are castrated bulls. They are not a distinct species of beast of burden. I feel completely led astray by Oregon Trail and nothing makes sense anymore. OXEN ARE BOY COWS WITHOUT TESTICLES.
Grow some ovaries, Disney
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Grow some ovaries, Disney
I half-glanced at the tv and thought for a brief moment that the guy singing during the necrology is Allen Sherman
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I half-glanced at the tv and thought for a brief moment that the guy singing during the necrology is Allen Sherman
with matching donations from all the FYC campaign sponsors
someone should get on the emmys stage and be like, i'm rich, i'm a celebrity, i'm venmoing the boys and girls club, give me a full 90 seconds
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
with matching donations from all the FYC campaign sponsors
Hearing just a few bars of the Severance theme is a balm for my soul
September 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hearing just a few bars of the Severance theme is a balm for my soul
What is going on with his mouth?
September 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What is going on with his mouth?
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m just listening to all the Billy Bragg songs celebrating socialism and trying to feel something other than dread
September 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m just listening to all the Billy Bragg songs celebrating socialism and trying to feel something other than dread
I got my flu shot yesterday and asked the nurse about a Covid booster and she said “we need to wait until the stupidity is over.” So! This is promising.
BREAKING, from NY Playbook PM: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul will sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid vaccines to New Yorkers who request them.
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got my flu shot yesterday and asked the nurse about a Covid booster and she said “we need to wait until the stupidity is over.” So! This is promising.
None of us were terrified (because @joshgondelman.bsky.social wasn’t using his scary Satan’s Princess voice)
Folks he did it
September 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
None of us were terrified (because @joshgondelman.bsky.social wasn’t using his scary Satan’s Princess voice)
Ohhh I was going to be an insomniac watching the big brother live feeds but instead I’m picking up what we’re putting down over here and GOLLY, this is fun like the ol’ days
August 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ohhh I was going to be an insomniac watching the big brother live feeds but instead I’m picking up what we’re putting down over here and GOLLY, this is fun like the ol’ days
I went to high school in New Jersey and I am ALWAYS stymied when friends post back to school pix before Labor Day
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I went to high school in New Jersey and I am ALWAYS stymied when friends post back to school pix before Labor Day