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Hi I'm Valk, 29, let’s not make this weird. I definitely am reading smut right now.
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One of three pair of Steller's spring/summering at The Albatross BRINGIN' it for #ThursJay

I mean, come ON!

#birds #becurious
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Squeaky howls are the best 🐺
April 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Pedro Pascal calls J.K. Rowling a “heinous loser” after she celebrated the Supreme Court’s ruling regarding trans women’s legal identities.
April 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
How do you go from telling women to key their man’s car to this?
Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration, Fox News reports.

She will perform ‘America the Beautiful.’
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Not happening
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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When MAGAts try to force you to interact with them... Oh yeah, there's a meme for that too...
December 12, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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little boy in this coffee shop shouted at his dad "DID YOU KNOW ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD IS SPIT" and his dad picked him up and said "shhhhhhh it's okay"
December 12, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Haha very funny guys. Sending in photos without dogs in them. Thought we just wouldn’t notice? Hilarious. Still 12/10 for the blanket
December 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Charmander ✨️
🔥 #art #pokemon #pokefanart
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Fuck you Arthur Morgan get your ass out of my head
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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‘nuther photo from 2022

wide stance my guy. super solid
November 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Together with Tobias Forge, founder and mastermind of the band Ghost, Dark Horse Comics presents Sister Imperator, a comic miniseries that tells the hidden history of the woman who became the force behind Ghost. Coming next March! Details: bit.ly/4fHJ6kj
November 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Ohh baby’s first post this better be worth it
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM