Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
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Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social
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Yeah, we're really disappointing the fuck out of ourselves
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yeah, we're really disappointing the fuck out of ourselves
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
“These savings are divine! Act now, and we’ll throw in an eternity of bliss within the First Vault after your time on this mortal coil!*”
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“These savings are divine! Act now, and we’ll throw in an eternity of bliss within the First Vault after your time on this mortal coil!*”
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
The trenchcoat repair costs alone, smh
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The trenchcoat repair costs alone, smh
Reposted by Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
One goblin can say "hmm, I need a second opinion" and forget their bad idea before it is executed.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One goblin can say "hmm, I need a second opinion" and forget their bad idea before it is executed.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.