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· Sep 1
I thought 15 shows would be a lot, but, actually...a bit about me:
Bron/Broen
Lupin
Beck
Gangsta
Sapphire and Steel
Le bureau des légendes
Killing Eve
Hannibal
The Wire
Sherlock
Cowboy Bebop
Beef
Orphan Black
名探偵コナン
Luther
Bron/Broen
Lupin
Beck
Gangsta
Sapphire and Steel
Le bureau des légendes
Killing Eve
Hannibal
The Wire
Sherlock
Cowboy Bebop
Beef
Orphan Black
名探偵コナン
Luther
Regretting starting yesterday's episode already, more Dani and Bill bullshit. Why must they drag our girl back like this? Just absolute nonsense. "The girls" are grown ass women and Bill needs to go home and GET POISONED. #BeyondtheGates
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Regretting starting yesterday's episode already, more Dani and Bill bullshit. Why must they drag our girl back like this? Just absolute nonsense. "The girls" are grown ass women and Bill needs to go home and GET POISONED. #BeyondtheGates
I'm behind on #BeyondtheGates but reading through the comments anyway. Learning from the aftermath of today's ep. I did not mute all of the delulu section of team Kat. 🥴
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I'm behind on #BeyondtheGates but reading through the comments anyway. Learning from the aftermath of today's ep. I did not mute all of the delulu section of team Kat. 🥴
🧐 I wonder if it's not that Naomi has tested positive for the mutation, but that the blood test revealed an actual pregnancy this time?
...it would track the way they're writing her character (dumb as HELL) that after the scare she wouldn't take extra measures to prevent pregnancy.. #BeyondtheGates
...it would track the way they're writing her character (dumb as HELL) that after the scare she wouldn't take extra measures to prevent pregnancy.. #BeyondtheGates
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
🧐 I wonder if it's not that Naomi has tested positive for the mutation, but that the blood test revealed an actual pregnancy this time?
...it would track the way they're writing her character (dumb as HELL) that after the scare she wouldn't take extra measures to prevent pregnancy.. #BeyondtheGates
...it would track the way they're writing her character (dumb as HELL) that after the scare she wouldn't take extra measures to prevent pregnancy.. #BeyondtheGates
Hi, hello, the cops (police, sheriffs, etc.) are, by and large, racist too. If not individually, the system they operate within certainly is.
All the training and all the bodyworn cameras don't do shit. They act with impunity. So talking about those things as "remedies" for "ICE" is insane.
All the training and all the bodyworn cameras don't do shit. They act with impunity. So talking about those things as "remedies" for "ICE" is insane.
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Hi, hello, the cops (police, sheriffs, etc.) are, by and large, racist too. If not individually, the system they operate within certainly is.
All the training and all the bodyworn cameras don't do shit. They act with impunity. So talking about those things as "remedies" for "ICE" is insane.
All the training and all the bodyworn cameras don't do shit. They act with impunity. So talking about those things as "remedies" for "ICE" is insane.
Honestly annoyed with what they did to Naomi's character. Jacob having the ~epiphany~ that he wants to have kids was garbage (not that he can't change his mind, I just think he lied in the first place) and I 100% supported Naomi standing on business that she NEVER wanted children. #BeyondtheGates
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Honestly annoyed with what they did to Naomi's character. Jacob having the ~epiphany~ that he wants to have kids was garbage (not that he can't change his mind, I just think he lied in the first place) and I 100% supported Naomi standing on business that she NEVER wanted children. #BeyondtheGates
Chelsea and Naomi are ADULTS, they do not NEED Bill to the extent that he has to be involved in what's going on with Dani!!!!!!!! What is this nonsense they've written to come out of Dani's mouth?!?! 🔪 The ABJECT STUPIDITY! #BeyondtheGates
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Chelsea and Naomi are ADULTS, they do not NEED Bill to the extent that he has to be involved in what's going on with Dani!!!!!!!! What is this nonsense they've written to come out of Dani's mouth?!?! 🔪 The ABJECT STUPIDITY! #BeyondtheGates
Bitch, every time Pamela shows up there's always some bullshit with Bill. Dani JUST told Andre on Monday that he was her home and she was so busy mourning something that wasn't ever worth half a damn. Wednesday, here she goes running into Bill's arms talking bout she's thankful. F- #BeyondtheGates
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Bitch, every time Pamela shows up there's always some bullshit with Bill. Dani JUST told Andre on Monday that he was her home and she was so busy mourning something that wasn't ever worth half a damn. Wednesday, here she goes running into Bill's arms talking bout she's thankful. F- #BeyondtheGates
Missed a couple of days, watching Monday's ep. ☹️ Not Dani. Also, 🙄🙄🙄 IDGAF about boring beak, that lame and the new love interest will be SKIPPED. Dead at how old this lab tech looks though. #BeyondtheGates
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Missed a couple of days, watching Monday's ep. ☹️ Not Dani. Also, 🙄🙄🙄 IDGAF about boring beak, that lame and the new love interest will be SKIPPED. Dead at how old this lab tech looks though. #BeyondtheGates
WHY DOES DANI HAVE HER SHOES ON WHEN SHE GETS INTO BED FOR THIS NAP? #BeyondtheGates
a man is standing on a subway train talking to another man who is holding a gun .
Alt: A man in winter attire standing in the open doors of a stopped New York subway car is captioned yelling loudly for the police. Other passengers are not paying attention and another man is standing outside the train on the platform.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:09 AM
WHY DOES DANI HAVE HER SHOES ON WHEN SHE GETS INTO BED FOR THIS NAP? #BeyondtheGates
Sidenote: what is it going to take to vanquish boring beak? I skip every scene with her in it, but now come to find out they gave her a new intro? Her character is useless. If they're trying to fill their quota to please their [redacted] overlords, at the very least recast. #BeyondtheGates
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Sidenote: what is it going to take to vanquish boring beak? I skip every scene with her in it, but now come to find out they gave her a new intro? Her character is useless. If they're trying to fill their quota to please their [redacted] overlords, at the very least recast. #BeyondtheGates
The tacky scammer is such a beyotch.
And I do *not* like how they gave that meaningful scene with Anita. His wretched ass has no place in that family or house after everything he did to Dani. IDC that he's Chelsea and Naomi's father. FOH Bill. #BeyondtheGates
And I do *not* like how they gave that meaningful scene with Anita. His wretched ass has no place in that family or house after everything he did to Dani. IDC that he's Chelsea and Naomi's father. FOH Bill. #BeyondtheGates
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
The tacky scammer is such a beyotch.
And I do *not* like how they gave that meaningful scene with Anita. His wretched ass has no place in that family or house after everything he did to Dani. IDC that he's Chelsea and Naomi's father. FOH Bill. #BeyondtheGates
And I do *not* like how they gave that meaningful scene with Anita. His wretched ass has no place in that family or house after everything he did to Dani. IDC that he's Chelsea and Naomi's father. FOH Bill. #BeyondtheGates
🥴 what is this headass response from Kat? Damn. It's not enough that the cardboard cutout is dragging her down.
At least Nicole did things right telling her kids first. SMH at Dani running to tell Bill, that is insane. #BeyondtheGates
At least Nicole did things right telling her kids first. SMH at Dani running to tell Bill, that is insane. #BeyondtheGates
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
🥴 what is this headass response from Kat? Damn. It's not enough that the cardboard cutout is dragging her down.
At least Nicole did things right telling her kids first. SMH at Dani running to tell Bill, that is insane. #BeyondtheGates
At least Nicole did things right telling her kids first. SMH at Dani running to tell Bill, that is insane. #BeyondtheGates
Glad that they at least had Vernon tell Andre off-screen and that he went Dani's parents' house with her.
Dani, you do not need tell Bill BEFORE telling your daughters 😒 #BeyondtheGates
Dani, you do not need tell Bill BEFORE telling your daughters 😒 #BeyondtheGates
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Glad that they at least had Vernon tell Andre off-screen and that he went Dani's parents' house with her.
Dani, you do not need tell Bill BEFORE telling your daughters 😒 #BeyondtheGates
Dani, you do not need tell Bill BEFORE telling your daughters 😒 #BeyondtheGates
Oh no, Dani, do NOT tell Honessa she's a good mom. She is DELUSIONAL and has jumped out the window over some geriatric dick [that murdered her husband].
What was the point of the twins if the writers were only going to half-step with Donnell and not even cast Deanna???? #BeyondtheGates
What was the point of the twins if the writers were only going to half-step with Donnell and not even cast Deanna???? #BeyondtheGates
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh no, Dani, do NOT tell Honessa she's a good mom. She is DELUSIONAL and has jumped out the window over some geriatric dick [that murdered her husband].
What was the point of the twins if the writers were only going to half-step with Donnell and not even cast Deanna???? #BeyondtheGates
What was the point of the twins if the writers were only going to half-step with Donnell and not even cast Deanna???? #BeyondtheGates
I had to pause, because I scream-laughed at how bad the photo looks. This show would do well to not write checks they can't cash... #BeyondtheGates
Peaches should've smothered that devil in her sleep when she was still young.
Are they going to SHOW us this restored photo?
#BeyondtheGates
Are they going to SHOW us this restored photo?
#BeyondtheGates
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I had to pause, because I scream-laughed at how bad the photo looks. This show would do well to not write checks they can't cash... #BeyondtheGates
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Does that [imo opinion talentless] creature know no matter how much she capes for the orange piece of shit, her sex offender husband is going to have to remain registered off that state conviction?
December 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Does that [imo opinion talentless] creature know no matter how much she capes for the orange piece of shit, her sex offender husband is going to have to remain registered off that state conviction?
Oh. Look. Another 'canceled' [male] comedian with a Netflix special.
a woman in a black suit and earrings is sitting in a car .
Alt: Close-up side-profile of shoulder-length dark haired actress (from a telenovella) wearing earrings and a dark blazer, seated in a car as she slowly rolls the window up, unbothered, and casually ignoring/shutting out what's outside.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh. Look. Another 'canceled' [male] comedian with a Netflix special.
It's cruel and unusual punishment to have scenes between Leslie and Peaches. It's just some bullshit ass monologue since Peaches is on oxygen and can't speak. These writers are shameless. #BeyondtheGates
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It's cruel and unusual punishment to have scenes between Leslie and Peaches. It's just some bullshit ass monologue since Peaches is on oxygen and can't speak. These writers are shameless. #BeyondtheGates
Okay, they got me, I'm touched by this scene between Anita and Andre 🥹 #BeyondtheGates
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Okay, they got me, I'm touched by this scene between Anita and Andre 🥹 #BeyondtheGates
I'm going to strain my eyes from rolling them at Carlton. #BeyondtheGates
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm going to strain my eyes from rolling them at Carlton. #BeyondtheGates
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Girl, idk, breast cancer scare 🫠
So Vernon's going to serenade Anita for Christmas.
Also, the fact that Lynette has a record and "Hayley" doesn't, does not bode well for us. Like is she gonna be THAT fine but dumber than hell? 😩. Please, no. (I'll still watch, just on mute) #BeyondtheGates
So Vernon's going to serenade Anita for Christmas.
Also, the fact that Lynette has a record and "Hayley" doesn't, does not bode well for us. Like is she gonna be THAT fine but dumber than hell? 😩. Please, no. (I'll still watch, just on mute) #BeyondtheGates
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Girl, idk, breast cancer scare 🫠
So Vernon's going to serenade Anita for Christmas.
Also, the fact that Lynette has a record and "Hayley" doesn't, does not bode well for us. Like is she gonna be THAT fine but dumber than hell? 😩. Please, no. (I'll still watch, just on mute) #BeyondtheGates
So Vernon's going to serenade Anita for Christmas.
Also, the fact that Lynette has a record and "Hayley" doesn't, does not bode well for us. Like is she gonna be THAT fine but dumber than hell? 😩. Please, no. (I'll still watch, just on mute) #BeyondtheGates
If #BeyondtheGates is going to keep casting all these fine women,* either they need to step it up with the men or more of these ladies need to be tasting the rainbow. IJS. Parity please.
*boring beak is not included.
*boring beak is not included.
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If #BeyondtheGates is going to keep casting all these fine women,* either they need to step it up with the men or more of these ladies need to be tasting the rainbow. IJS. Parity please.
*boring beak is not included.
*boring beak is not included.
👀 who's this new client of Bill's? #BeyondtheGates
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
👀 who's this new client of Bill's? #BeyondtheGates