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Azura 🏳️‍⚧️
@starlightazzy.bsky.social
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amateur voice actress
the owl house fan
earthbound soldier
i like pokemon
huge undertale dork too
dragon quest extraordinaire

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Haunted Castle: HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK EVERYONE'S QUARTERS! [full review in alt text!]
I mean.. I really don't know what to say with this. I didn't hate it like I did with the adventure.. but it's just kind of a bullshit arcade game. the only reason I'm not angry is because the dominus collection which has this game has difficulty settings which made the experience tolerable. like.. with the right settings it's fine but I just don't care about this one.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Castlevania: The Adventure: this game is so ass I can't even make a joke about it. [full review in alt text!]
now look, i don't like looking at these older games many say have aged poorly and just echoing what everyone else is saying. but with this? even when trying to understand the time period, standards, and what have you of the time this game came out, and even with LIBERAL use of save states, I feckin hated this game. the gameplay is slow and frustrating, the music is boring and forgettable, the level design ranges from mediocre to utter dogwater, this game just fucking sucks man I'm sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Castlevania II: Simon's Quest: imagine getting merc'd and then the same dude who killed you brings you back to life just to kill you again. [full review in alt text!]
yeah i actually went back and finished this after dismissing it a couple years back. I've certainly warmed up to it but that doesn't mean i necessarily liked it. I do commend the ambition to create a non-linear progression, and the fact they made an explorable world from the skeleton of the original castlevania is really cool, and honestly the main issue is that besides the music, the game isn't really all that special or memorable. like even with a guide I can't say I liked it all that much, and how obtuse the game is puts a damper on it and makes a guide almost necessary unless you enjoy aimlessly wandering around and trying to decipher poorly translated npc dialogue. I don't regret finally finishing it but I'm not itching to play it again.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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that ain't salt that's what happens when the grinch goes to the barber
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Castlevania: Bloodlines: I AM TAKING THE VAMPIRE KILLER TO YOUR COCK!! [full review in alt text!]
if I like castlevania 3 more than super castlevania 4, then I like this more than castlevania 3. I really like this game! I think this goes alongside rondo of blood for my favorite classic castlevania game. I did play the Japanese version simply because of the superior continue system but honestly the American version is still doable, I just have a skill issue haha.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Marvel Cosmic Invasion: LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP. PUSSY BOY. FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! [full review in alt text!]
oooooh man playing this in co-op was so fun, and admittedly i like this game more because of the hilarious and fun experience i had playing this with my brother and my friends. it's just a good ass beat em up, nothing much to it!
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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exactly what I was going for LOL
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I should note i don't post super often (for my own mental health)
but my dms are open here and on discord, so I'm always happy to talk!
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I put in my application
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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reading the name Salazar just makes me think of the little prick from RE4
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December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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no one to blame but yourself
i woulda done the same tho
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM