Hettie
@starling1469.bsky.social
The crust, with just a tiny sliver of sauce and cheese, is the best part of the pizza and it's NOT close.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
The crust, with just a tiny sliver of sauce and cheese, is the best part of the pizza and it's NOT close.
Oncologist? More like never on-call-ogist, gottem.
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Oncologist? More like never on-call-ogist, gottem.
Supporting the continued delegalization of weed so that blue states get all the weed money and we don't get dropshipped temu weed
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Supporting the continued delegalization of weed so that blue states get all the weed money and we don't get dropshipped temu weed
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Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger is a watsonian mpreg movie, and Juno with Elliot Page is a Doylist mpreg movie
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger is a watsonian mpreg movie, and Juno with Elliot Page is a Doylist mpreg movie
I legit forget that macs exist until I accidentally click on the mac version of a game I'm downloading
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I legit forget that macs exist until I accidentally click on the mac version of a game I'm downloading
I now live in a polish ghetto, now, I'm not polish myself but I'm half German, so also a European sausage and potato people
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I now live in a polish ghetto, now, I'm not polish myself but I'm half German, so also a European sausage and potato people
My dress up darling is the only anime romance that I legit got cuteness aggression over
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My dress up darling is the only anime romance that I legit got cuteness aggression over
My landlord gave me two packets of edamame noodles, and after having used them a few times, I am pretty sure this was a thinly veiled attempt on my life
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My landlord gave me two packets of edamame noodles, and after having used them a few times, I am pretty sure this was a thinly veiled attempt on my life
If you imagine the world and humanity as an interconnected organism, you begin to see politics in terms of how it benefits or harms the human organism. The politics of nourishment, the politics of malignancy, etc
October 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you imagine the world and humanity as an interconnected organism, you begin to see politics in terms of how it benefits or harms the human organism. The politics of nourishment, the politics of malignancy, etc
I have deliberately tailored my timeline to be at least 70% cats and cute art, and God willing, cute art of cats.
This is the bare minimum of healthy online consumption
This is the bare minimum of healthy online consumption
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I have deliberately tailored my timeline to be at least 70% cats and cute art, and God willing, cute art of cats.
This is the bare minimum of healthy online consumption
This is the bare minimum of healthy online consumption
Christian bigots are simultaneously the funniest and saddest creatures to me, like, is the Gospel of Matthew a joke to you? Literally the most important and foundational sermon and writings in Christianity, especially in regards to ethics and judgement.
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Christian bigots are simultaneously the funniest and saddest creatures to me, like, is the Gospel of Matthew a joke to you? Literally the most important and foundational sermon and writings in Christianity, especially in regards to ethics and judgement.
I can understand someone buying, eating, or cooking with foie gras, but when it's *specifically* foie pâté, you lost me. It's blended up bruh, just use regular liver and add fat to it. Literally the same flavor and texture. You've lost the plot.
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I can understand someone buying, eating, or cooking with foie gras, but when it's *specifically* foie pâté, you lost me. It's blended up bruh, just use regular liver and add fat to it. Literally the same flavor and texture. You've lost the plot.
I'm going to learn every single cognitohazard, so they all fight and destroy each other. You're welcome.
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm going to learn every single cognitohazard, so they all fight and destroy each other. You're welcome.
It occurred to me that a lot of the discourse in manosphere/incel spaces includes the alpha/beta/sigma, etc, types and if you take the time to analyze that from a queer lens you can see that they are essentially creating non-binary identities through convergeant evolution
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It occurred to me that a lot of the discourse in manosphere/incel spaces includes the alpha/beta/sigma, etc, types and if you take the time to analyze that from a queer lens you can see that they are essentially creating non-binary identities through convergeant evolution
Knights of Guinevere is the hypest opening to a series I've seen in quite a while, beautiful and intriguing with immediately endearing characters
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Knights of Guinevere is the hypest opening to a series I've seen in quite a while, beautiful and intriguing with immediately endearing characters
Reposted by Hettie
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
Reposted by Hettie
When the US decides to stop scapegoating trans people after the maga movement collapsed from gross incompetence, I want my reparations to be in the form of those giant novelty checks
September 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When the US decides to stop scapegoating trans people after the maga movement collapsed from gross incompetence, I want my reparations to be in the form of those giant novelty checks
I've been homeless, I'm autistic, trans, and I'm from a Hispanic background, like bruh, I just want to live my life and it's this administration that's doing the violent extremism
The FBI is preparing to label transgender people as “violent extremists” in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
FBI Readies New War on Trans People
“We’re looking at the entire web”
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've been homeless, I'm autistic, trans, and I'm from a Hispanic background, like bruh, I just want to live my life and it's this administration that's doing the violent extremism
If Charlie Kirk was really such a compassionate free speech activist, why has the response over the past couple of days been calls for cancelation, persecution and violence for speaking ill of him or just being a leftist in general?
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If Charlie Kirk was really such a compassionate free speech activist, why has the response over the past couple of days been calls for cancelation, persecution and violence for speaking ill of him or just being a leftist in general?
Reposted by Hettie
"A federal judge on Thursday ordered that no more immigrant detainees be sent to a center in the Florida Everglades, and that much of the facility be dismantled... The judge gave both branches of the government 60 days to move out existing detainees..."
Judge Orders That ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Detention Center Be Shut Down for Now
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"A federal judge on Thursday ordered that no more immigrant detainees be sent to a center in the Florida Everglades, and that much of the facility be dismantled... The judge gave both branches of the government 60 days to move out existing detainees..."
Simple one step guide to trimming brisket: don't
Please tune in next week for more transfem grilling tips
Please tune in next week for more transfem grilling tips
August 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Simple one step guide to trimming brisket: don't
Please tune in next week for more transfem grilling tips
Please tune in next week for more transfem grilling tips
I'm a proud single issue voter (the gay), and that should be normalized
July 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm a proud single issue voter (the gay), and that should be normalized