Startled Jesus
@startled.bsky.social
UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.
Is he the voice of The Mysterons?
Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
July 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Is he the voice of The Mysterons?
Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
Looks more like Julian Clary…
July 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Looks more like Julian Clary…
Do they still drink it in the Congo, or is that now cultural appropriation?
July 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do they still drink it in the Congo, or is that now cultural appropriation?
‘Woof wa woof woof wa woof woof aaah!’
July 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
‘Woof wa woof woof wa woof woof aaah!’
Or ‘Mr Soft’ from the Chewy mint ad.
July 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Or ‘Mr Soft’ from the Chewy mint ad.
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pining for the fjords?
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pining for the fjords?
I’ve just listened to Angry Anderson again. What a wedding.
July 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’ve just listened to Angry Anderson again. What a wedding.
I’m still ‘doing the do’, though.
Hello Alison.
Hello Alison.
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m still ‘doing the do’, though.
Hello Alison.
Hello Alison.
Have you tried ‘BOGIES!’ ?
July 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Have you tried ‘BOGIES!’ ?
Is Scanny an alien?
Is that a quote from a Climie Fisher track?
I preferred SWALK on my envelopes.
Is that a quote from a Climie Fisher track?
I preferred SWALK on my envelopes.
July 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Is Scanny an alien?
Is that a quote from a Climie Fisher track?
I preferred SWALK on my envelopes.
Is that a quote from a Climie Fisher track?
I preferred SWALK on my envelopes.
Was it green, or one of those supposed collectors items?
I’ve still got £2 left on mine. 😡
I’ve still got £2 left on mine. 😡
July 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was it green, or one of those supposed collectors items?
I’ve still got £2 left on mine. 😡
I’ve still got £2 left on mine. 😡
I do live in the UK, and increasingly have no idea how things work here either.
July 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I do live in the UK, and increasingly have no idea how things work here either.