Startled Jesus
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UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.
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Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
White House responds to South Park latest episode. 😂
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
July 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
White House responds to South Park latest episode. 😂
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
Trump takes a break from world affairs to tee-up his Scottish golf courses
Trump takes a break from world affairs to tee-up his Scottish golf courses
His private visit is exceptional as US presidents rarely promote their personal interests so publicly while in office.
www.bbc.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
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AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
WASHINGTON—In another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi previously informed President Donald Tru...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
I’ve just verified my age for Bluesky, by telling them ‘For mash, get Smash’
I've just verified my age by telling someone, 'The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.'
I’ve just verified my age by asking someone ‘If you see Sid, tell him’.
July 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve just verified my age for Bluesky, by telling them ‘For mash, get Smash’
A state visit from India’s Modi now? The same Modi that is a shameless Putin apologist?
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
July 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A state visit from India’s Modi now? The same Modi that is a shameless Putin apologist?
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
This is not creepy nor intrusive at all.
See you under the spreading chestnut tree.
See you under the spreading chestnut tree.
📢 1.105 is rolling out now
The main change is only for users in the UK. Version 1.105 introduces legally-required Age Assurance for users in the United Kingdom to access certain moderation settings and DMs. Read more about this here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
The main change is only for users in the UK. Version 1.105 introduces legally-required Age Assurance for users in the United Kingdom to access certain moderation settings and DMs. Read more about this here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Working with the UK Government to Protect Children Online - Bluesky
Part of Bluesky’s mission to create a more open and decentralized social web is helping users feel safe and in control of their experience. We always try to balance safety with privacy, and free expression with civility.
bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is not creepy nor intrusive at all.
See you under the spreading chestnut tree.
See you under the spreading chestnut tree.
Shouldn’t the term ‘Big Brother’ be replaced by ‘Big Person’? Or is that Bigist?
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shouldn’t the term ‘Big Brother’ be replaced by ‘Big Person’? Or is that Bigist?
Why haven’t the usual lip readers been to work on that footage doing the rounds of Trump, when he still had dark hair, patently making crude and leery remarks to Epstein at a party? Allegedly.
How difficult can it be to lip read ‘pussy’?
How difficult can it be to lip read ‘pussy’?
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why haven’t the usual lip readers been to work on that footage doing the rounds of Trump, when he still had dark hair, patently making crude and leery remarks to Epstein at a party? Allegedly.
How difficult can it be to lip read ‘pussy’?
How difficult can it be to lip read ‘pussy’?
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I had dozens of cowards to shame and a limited budget. My prayers were answered.
July 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I had dozens of cowards to shame and a limited budget. My prayers were answered.
Two Less Lonely People In the World
YouTube video by Air Supply - Topic
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July 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO
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July 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They Can't Take That Away From Me
YouTube video by Robbie Williams - Topic
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July 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne's farewell show Back To The Beginning was the highest-grossing charity concert of all time
Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time
On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...
www.stereogum.com
July 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ozzy Osbourne's farewell show Back To The Beginning was the highest-grossing charity concert of all time
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Ozzy Osbourne has died. 76. And frankly I’m impressed he made it that far.
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ozzy Osbourne has died. 76. And frankly I’m impressed he made it that far.
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. At least he managed to attend the final concert. A week ago?
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. At least he managed to attend the final concert. A week ago?