J S Docherty
@jsdocherty.bsky.social
Funny stuff, occasionally on here, occasionally on other sites, sometimes on the Telly and Radio.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
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J S Docherty
@jsdocherty.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Watch or listen now to the latest episode of The Reject Pile where we feature 'The Doctor Won't See You' by @jsdocherty.bsky.social, and find out how we end up here...
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
After recording this on possibly the hottest day of the year in a studio without Aircon, we certainly went around the houses with questions and scenarios, which I blame entirely on heatstroke. Watch and find out more below.
Tom Stoppard: Hard Stop
Tom Stoppard dead. He shagged Felicity Kendal thus robbing the nation of its innocence so I'm glad.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tom Stoppard: Hard Stop
This only continues to confirm my belief that Zarah Sultana could start a fight in an empty room.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This only continues to confirm my belief that Zarah Sultana could start a fight in an empty room.
Judging by one of their last attempts, they just make these people up.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
But his retirement plans are now in “disarray” and “ruined” cos he’s going to have to find an additional £208.33 per month?
He has £2-4 million in savings/investments but claims he is not “cash-rich” and his house was his only “pension”
Seriously @Telegraph, where do you find these people?🤣🤣🙄
9/9
He has £2-4 million in savings/investments but claims he is not “cash-rich” and his house was his only “pension”
Seriously @Telegraph, where do you find these people?🤣🤣🙄
9/9
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Judging by one of their last attempts, they just make these people up.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
The sheer mental gymnastics on this defy belief
There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The sheer mental gymnastics on this defy belief
After his appearance in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cubby Broccoli approached Dick Van Dyke to be the next James Bond. He replied, “Have you heard my British accent?” “Don't worry” the legendary producer said, “have you heard Sean Connery's?”
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
A group of Scottish primary school boys have become a Christmas sensation after doorbell camera footage of them singing Last Christmas went viral. The video already has 1.4 million viewings, meaning a huge number of people are already knocked out of Whamogeddon
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A group of Scottish primary school boys have become a Christmas sensation after doorbell camera footage of them singing Last Christmas went viral. The video already has 1.4 million viewings, meaning a huge number of people are already knocked out of Whamogeddon
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
Listeners across Scotland have been waking up to a new show this week, with Good Morning Scotland replaced with Radio Scotland Breakfast. The first show ended with a toast, causing complaints as a breakfast in Scotland should always be with a Tattie Scone.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Listeners across Scotland have been waking up to a new show this week, with Good Morning Scotland replaced with Radio Scotland Breakfast. The first show ended with a toast, causing complaints as a breakfast in Scotland should always be with a Tattie Scone.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Metallica
Sheryl Crow
The Wildhearts
Orbital
Michael Ball
Metallica
Sheryl Crow
The Wildhearts
Orbital
Michael Ball
Electric Six
The Lancashire Hotpots
The Hoosiers
Robbie Williams
Ward Thomas
The Lancashire Hotpots
The Hoosiers
Robbie Williams
Ward Thomas
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Metallica
Sheryl Crow
The Wildhearts
Orbital
Michael Ball
Metallica
Sheryl Crow
The Wildhearts
Orbital
Michael Ball
Tax on people who don't wipe their machine down at the gym and leave it so moist you could grow mushrooms in the seam.
Tax on people who go to lane swimming and then swim very slowly two abreast so they're hard to get round without swimming into people coming the other way, having a bit of a chat
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tax on people who don't wipe their machine down at the gym and leave it so moist you could grow mushrooms in the seam.
Checking the Budget outcomes and if this is my contribution to taking 450,000 kids out of poverty, then it's cheap at the price
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Checking the Budget outcomes and if this is my contribution to taking 450,000 kids out of poverty, then it's cheap at the price
"Oh, you mean to the other person."
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Oh, you mean to the other person."
Thinks: it can't be that bad.
Reader, it was that bad.
Reader, it was that bad.
It is imposdible to make a Top 100 list everyone agrees with…
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Thinks: it can't be that bad.
Reader, it was that bad.
Reader, it was that bad.
Quality Street has been £5 since the dawn of time, as that's what people feel is a 'nice price'. The wonders of economics and psychology
The only reason that BIG TIN of chocolates went out of fashion was because people generally won't buy them.
But people will buy a smaller tub every week for £4.50 when they go shopping, weeks before Christmas.
But people will buy a smaller tub every week for £4.50 when they go shopping, weeks before Christmas.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: M&S' £12 "BIG TIN" of chocolates is exactly how you remember Quality Street was as a child, i.e. it's actually a big fucking tin full to the brim of chocolate and not a half-filled plastic tub of sadness
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Quality Street has been £5 since the dawn of time, as that's what people feel is a 'nice price'. The wonders of economics and psychology
Me as your Bsky therapist:
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me as your Bsky therapist:
To avoid conflict, you should tell your partner what you're doing as you pick up your phone, like saying "I'm just checking train times" or "I'm just replying to my mother." To start a conflict, say "I'm just having a browse of Tinder."
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
London councils are asking people to grit their own roads during this week’s cold snap. Temperatures in the capital got so low that there was chaos on the roads, locals couldn't cope, and visiting northerners needed to wear a jumper.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #humour #funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM