Ari E-B, Rabbi of the Starship Enterprise
@startrek-rabbi.bsky.social
I got Yoreh-Yoreh from a yeshiva, but Make-ItSo from Picard. Jewish stuff and occasionally Star Trek. Seforim lover. I would write more if I had more self discipline.
former #jwitter, I guess now I'm #jewsky
former #jwitter, I guess now I'm #jewsky
The Jewish museum of DC has a display of antiquated technologies. The rolodex is open to Yassir Arafat.
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Jewish museum of DC has a display of antiquated technologies. The rolodex is open to Yassir Arafat.
I did it. I found the worst Jewish themed "book" ever. I saw it my own two eyes, so now you have to as well.
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I did it. I found the worst Jewish themed "book" ever. I saw it my own two eyes, so now you have to as well.
stolen from Reddit. I'm glad someone out there gets me.
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
stolen from Reddit. I'm glad someone out there gets me.
How are we going to keep playing dreidel without pennies?
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
How are we going to keep playing dreidel without pennies?
This meme should be acceptable to both Beit Hilel and @shammaiintl.bsky.social
There. Are. Four. Nights.
There. Are. Four. Nights.
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face in a dark room .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This meme should be acceptable to both Beit Hilel and @shammaiintl.bsky.social
There. Are. Four. Nights.
There. Are. Four. Nights.
Wikipedia has a lot of great facts about sufganiyot.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wikipedia has a lot of great facts about sufganiyot.
Headline writer has been waiting an entire lifetime for this one.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Headline writer has been waiting an entire lifetime for this one.
The Trump administration only had enough oil for 1 day, but through theft, they found a way to get enough oil to last for 8 days!
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The Trump administration only had enough oil for 1 day, but through theft, they found a way to get enough oil to last for 8 days!
Whenever a kashrut agency gets stricter about something, people always complain about new chumrahs. In most cases it's actually the reality that is changing. Modern food production is downright bizarre. I'm honestly surprised this didn't happen earlier.
oukosher.org/blog/announc...
oukosher.org/blog/announc...
OU Kosher Beer Announcement - OU Kosher Certification
New ingredients and modern brewing processes have changed the kosher status of beer. OU Kosher COO Rabbi Moshe Elefant explains why the OU, together with
oukosher.org
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Whenever a kashrut agency gets stricter about something, people always complain about new chumrahs. In most cases it's actually the reality that is changing. Modern food production is downright bizarre. I'm honestly surprised this didn't happen earlier.
oukosher.org/blog/announc...
oukosher.org/blog/announc...
Reposted by Ari E-B, Rabbi of the Starship Enterprise
No one talks about it, but Cain killing his brother was pretty Abelist.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
No one talks about it, but Cain killing his brother was pretty Abelist.
The prophet Ezekiel explaining the sin of Sodom and Gamorah.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The prophet Ezekiel explaining the sin of Sodom and Gamorah.
When you think about it, all numerical systems of any base see themselves as base 10.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When you think about it, all numerical systems of any base see themselves as base 10.
Never have I ever wanted to share the censored portions of the Talmud that discuss Jesus as much as I want to do so now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Never have I ever wanted to share the censored portions of the Talmud that discuss Jesus as much as I want to do so now.
Today is Sigd.
Celebrated by Ethiopian Jews as a holiday, it marks 50 days from Yom Kippur. Celebrants fast in the morning, read scripture, and have communal gatherings and celebrations as part of the break fast.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigd
Celebrated by Ethiopian Jews as a holiday, it marks 50 days from Yom Kippur. Celebrants fast in the morning, read scripture, and have communal gatherings and celebrations as part of the break fast.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigd
Sigd - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Today is Sigd.
Celebrated by Ethiopian Jews as a holiday, it marks 50 days from Yom Kippur. Celebrants fast in the morning, read scripture, and have communal gatherings and celebrations as part of the break fast.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigd
Celebrated by Ethiopian Jews as a holiday, it marks 50 days from Yom Kippur. Celebrants fast in the morning, read scripture, and have communal gatherings and celebrations as part of the break fast.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigd
An old Jewish joke
A census taker comes to a Jewish man's house.
Q: Does Moshe Cohen live here?
A: No
Q: What's your name?
A: Moshe Cohen
Q: I thought you said Moshe Cohen didn't live here?
A: You call this living?
A census taker comes to a Jewish man's house.
Q: Does Moshe Cohen live here?
A: No
Q: What's your name?
A: Moshe Cohen
Q: I thought you said Moshe Cohen didn't live here?
A: You call this living?
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
An old Jewish joke
A census taker comes to a Jewish man's house.
Q: Does Moshe Cohen live here?
A: No
Q: What's your name?
A: Moshe Cohen
Q: I thought you said Moshe Cohen didn't live here?
A: You call this living?
A census taker comes to a Jewish man's house.
Q: Does Moshe Cohen live here?
A: No
Q: What's your name?
A: Moshe Cohen
Q: I thought you said Moshe Cohen didn't live here?
A: You call this living?
This is HUGE. The Israeli Supreme Court has ordered the rabbinate to allow women to take smicha exams to become rabbis.
www.srugim.co.il/1262829-%D7%...
www.srugim.co.il/1262829-%D7%...
נשיא ביהמ"ש העליון: "נשים תוכלנה להיבחן בבחינות לרבנות"
נשיא בית המשפט העליון עמית דחה את בקשת הרבנות הראשית לדיון נוסף בנוגע למתווה בחינות הסכמה ייחודי לנשים וקבע כי יש לפתוח את כלל מבחני הרבנות
www.srugim.co.il
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is HUGE. The Israeli Supreme Court has ordered the rabbinate to allow women to take smicha exams to become rabbis.
www.srugim.co.il/1262829-%D7%...
www.srugim.co.il/1262829-%D7%...
A Rebecca jar.
The vaguely Mediterranean form, the Egyptian-style lotuses, and the inclusion of the Hebrew name "Rebecca" hark back to ancient times and the story of the biblical Rebecca at the well. (1897, Great Britain)
collections.thejewishmuseum.org/collection/2...
The vaguely Mediterranean form, the Egyptian-style lotuses, and the inclusion of the Hebrew name "Rebecca" hark back to ancient times and the story of the biblical Rebecca at the well. (1897, Great Britain)
collections.thejewishmuseum.org/collection/2...
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A Rebecca jar.
The vaguely Mediterranean form, the Egyptian-style lotuses, and the inclusion of the Hebrew name "Rebecca" hark back to ancient times and the story of the biblical Rebecca at the well. (1897, Great Britain)
collections.thejewishmuseum.org/collection/2...
The vaguely Mediterranean form, the Egyptian-style lotuses, and the inclusion of the Hebrew name "Rebecca" hark back to ancient times and the story of the biblical Rebecca at the well. (1897, Great Britain)
collections.thejewishmuseum.org/collection/2...
Go home Gemini, you're drunk
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Go home Gemini, you're drunk
Amazing that a grown woman would decide not only to pick on some children, but then brag about it in public.
What's next? Is she going to brag about how she beat up kids in the playground? Maybe push some middle schoolers into a lake?
What's next? Is she going to brag about how she beat up kids in the playground? Maybe push some middle schoolers into a lake?
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Amazing that a grown woman would decide not only to pick on some children, but then brag about it in public.
What's next? Is she going to brag about how she beat up kids in the playground? Maybe push some middle schoolers into a lake?
What's next? Is she going to brag about how she beat up kids in the playground? Maybe push some middle schoolers into a lake?
Which will come fist, Mashiach or Mike Johnson's sense of decency?
46 days since Adelita Grijalva won her election. Mike Johnson refuses to do his job and swear her in.
Tell Mike Johnson: Do your job, so Rep.-elect Grijalva can do hers.
Tell Mike Johnson: Do your job, so Rep.-elect Grijalva can do hers.
Urge Mike Johnson: Swear in Rep.-Elect Adelita Grijalva
Blocking a duly elected member of Congress from representing her constituents is undemocratic and undermines the foundations of our republic. Sign here to demand that Speaker Johnson end his obstructi...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Which will come fist, Mashiach or Mike Johnson's sense of decency?
I think I found the single most expensive item on temu. It's a 3-Ton Diesel-Powered Mini Excavator for only 27K. Shipping is free but no returns allowed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I think I found the single most expensive item on temu. It's a 3-Ton Diesel-Powered Mini Excavator for only 27K. Shipping is free but no returns allowed.