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FUCK AUTHORITARIANS, FUCK AUTHORITARIANISM
God Himself can kiss my ass, who the fuck are YOU?
ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FOR THE PEOPLE, TO THE STARS
God Himself can kiss my ass, who the fuck are YOU?
ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FOR THE PEOPLE, TO THE STARS
A dance-off?
First one to stop gets hanged for treason?
First one to stop gets hanged for treason?
a group of women are dancing in a club .
Alt: GIF of girls in a club doing a team dance routine in "White Chicks".
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February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
A dance-off?
First one to stop gets hanged for treason?
First one to stop gets hanged for treason?
Who, THIS crackhead motherfucker?
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Who, THIS crackhead motherfucker?
What, like a shirt that says, "Fuck off"?
Because if we could run GIFs on clothes, I'd totally get an:
Because if we could run GIFs on clothes, I'd totally get an:
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying i 'm finished with this guy
Alt: GIF of Vincent LaGuardia Gambini (Joe Pesci) in "My Cousin Vinny" ending cross-examination of a witness by - rather non-traditionally - saying, "I'm finished with THIS guy".
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February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What, like a shirt that says, "Fuck off"?
Because if we could run GIFs on clothes, I'd totally get an:
Because if we could run GIFs on clothes, I'd totally get an:
And that's why we gotta
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
And that's why we gotta
Bayou Billy bought to boil a bunch of Buffoon Bisque!
the rock is wearing a shirt that says just bring it .
Alt: GIF of "The Rock" (Dwayne Johnson) on WWE wearing a "Just Bring It" shirt, soaking in the crowd energy.
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February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Bayou Billy bought to boil a bunch of Buffoon Bisque!
Or, because they're CLEARLY pushing for us to "do something about it", we
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Or, because they're CLEARLY pushing for us to "do something about it", we
Ohmygaw, the "Bend & Snap"!
a woman with red hair is standing next to a man in a striped shirt .
Alt: GIF from "Legally Blonde" when the girls are all practicing the new "Bend & Snap" maneuver, and Maurice (John Cantwell) walks in like, "Ohmygawd, it's the 'Bend & Snap!' Works every tiiiiime!"
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February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Ohmygaw, the "Bend & Snap"!
I mean, that would just be good leadership!
The greatest, in fact!
Imagine, history books would praise him forever as the Man Who Saved The United States From Collapse!
(While we're dreaming, I'd like an upside-down pineapple cake, because I haven't had one in a while & stores don't carry 'em.)
The greatest, in fact!
Imagine, history books would praise him forever as the Man Who Saved The United States From Collapse!
(While we're dreaming, I'd like an upside-down pineapple cake, because I haven't had one in a while & stores don't carry 'em.)
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I mean, that would just be good leadership!
The greatest, in fact!
Imagine, history books would praise him forever as the Man Who Saved The United States From Collapse!
(While we're dreaming, I'd like an upside-down pineapple cake, because I haven't had one in a while & stores don't carry 'em.)
The greatest, in fact!
Imagine, history books would praise him forever as the Man Who Saved The United States From Collapse!
(While we're dreaming, I'd like an upside-down pineapple cake, because I haven't had one in a while & stores don't carry 'em.)
And that's why we need to
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
And that's why we need to
Holiday Ro-O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-Oad
a man in a green car with luggage on the roof
Alt: GIF from "National Lampoon's Family Vacation" when Clark hallucinates (?) Christie Brinkley flirting with him in a Ferrari on a highway while Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road" plays on in the forefront.
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February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Holiday Ro-O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-Oad
Ooooh, how about this one?
![Stock photo of a guy in a ripped suit running from [something out of shot] in fear, with the caption: "New idea for a reality show - BILLIONAIRES RUN FOR THEIR LIVES".
Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ptxmpxhobt27ag2x6ksr5pn/bafkreiatwubr5qkqc5amvrtotvttkwvpwil4qjg5z73yt5ipvs7efrwjhi@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Ooooh, how about this one?
