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FUCK AUTHORITARIANS, FUCK AUTHORITARIANISM God Himself can kiss my ass, who the fuck are YOU? ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FOR THE PEOPLE, TO THE STARS
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 21h
Picture of Lady Justice with smoke in the background, with the caption: "According to 18 U.S. Code § 2381, TREASON is dead wrong, even if 120+ million are complicit." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 16h
Photo from the insurrection on January 6, 2021, during which a traitor carried a Confederate flag into the halls of the Capitol building, before others smeared literal shit on the walls of, again, the CAPITOL BUILDING, while trying to overthrow the government for failing to overturn the results of the 2020 Election, when Joe Biden defeated Russian Agent Krasnov fair-and-square. Caption reads: "This is what happens when you don't FINISH THE JOB." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 21h
Picture of Lady Justice with smoke in the background, with the caption: "According to 18 U.S. Code § 2381, TREASON is dead wrong, even if 120+ million are complicit." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 2d
Photo of Melania next to Trump, who is, against all sound scientific advice, deliberately squinting into a solar fucking eclipse, from which technically one could go blind. Caption reads: "Where are we at with the stupidity vaccine?" Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 2d
The Art of the Deal: Trump's Reparations Seriously, is this some kind of secret plan to drain government coffers with lawsuits? More importantly, how can you get yours? 1. "Let" ICE/FEMA,DOGE do evil shit 2. Sue the fucking hell out of 'em 3. Collect Reparations settlement 4. Laugh at how stupid they are CALL 1-666-TRUM-PAY NOW! (Disclaimer: this "ad" is satire. That phone number is a fake/joke. Not responsible for dumbasses calling that line and whatever ensues if it's a "real" number.) Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 2d
"If blue states stopped making federal payments, those fukkkers would lose $4.66 billion PER DAY." Original post: bsky.app/profile/jensojourner.bsky.social/post/3lxiuol6o7c2n Image source: TX Rural Voices? https://bsky.app/profile/jensojourner.bsky.social/post/3lxiuol6o7c2n Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 2d
Why? England has "unlimited rehypothecation", he should be able to perpetuate fraud indefinitely!
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 3d
While all the fruitfly brains are successfully distracted by the (admittedly outrageous) bullshit-du-jour, this is what THEY'RE worried about behind-the-scenes:
Tweet by Wei Wu (@WeiWu113), transcribed [almost exactly] as was written, in response to an October 7, 2025 tweet by @Barchart.com showing Japan's 30-Year Bond Yield hitting its highest level in history: Oh my god My friend. Open your ear most wide. Japan yield go up very, very bad news. This piece of news mean we all soon go be only fan slut sell picture of buthole for make money. Why? I explain > Japan go through deflation for much long time, maybe since 1980s. This mean their price of goods keep go down. Why? Low birth rate. > If everyone old, no one buy anything. If no one buy, price alway be low. > Japanese government then say, "Okay, we print much money make price go up". Tweet by Wei Wu (@WeiWu113), transcribed [almost exactly] as was written, in response to an October 7, 2025 tweet by @Barchart.com showing Japan's 30-Year Bond Yield hitting its highest level in history: (continued) > So Japan print much money, and also make interest rate be zero for long time. > All venture capital and hedge fund borrow Japan money, use for buy American asset. > Price for all asset in America go up > Now Japan say, "Okay n---a, no more cheap money. Pay high yield now." > Now all world hedge fund and private equity must sell asset for pay back borrowed Japan currency > Now all asset price crash. Company no money. Cannot raise capital, must fire people. > You and me must go on onlyfan sell buthole picture for not be starvation. Tweet by Wei Wu (@WeiWu113), transcribed [almost exactly] as was written, in response to an October 7, 2025 tweet by @Barchart.com showing Japan's 30-Year Bond Yield hitting its highest level in history: (continued) "Oh no."
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 3d
Photo of badass Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker giving a serious speech, captioned with his real-life quote: "Trump is committing TREASON. Period." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
Who came up with this idea of "waste your whole life chasing money, only to end up still not having enough"?
Tweet by Megatron_Ron: "Just in: Germany's pension and social security system on the verge of collapse. Germany has proposed raising the retirement age to 73 to prevent the collapse of the pension system, per Reuters. Chancellor Merz said that Germany can't afford the current social security system and that people will need to pay more from their income."
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
a man wearing a pink shirt with a unicorn on it
Alt: GIF of Shia LaBeouf with a long wavy wig and 70's porn mustache, spirit-fingers-ing while telling the camera, "Magic!"
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
"No, sir! We didn't see you playing with your follower's list again, sir!"
a man is holding a statue of a bride and groom with a laurel wreath behind them
Alt: GIF from "Spaceballs" when Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) is playing with his "Spaceballs: The Figurines".
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 4d
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
"Republicans cannot know a moment of peace." - lllinois Governor J.B. Pritkzer Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
Photo of part of the group of generals, admirals, and other military brass in an audience summoned specifically to suffer through the delusional rantings of alcoholic Secretary of Defense Foxshow Talkinghead, with the text: "Why would They need Martial Law? Is it because the global economy's about to implode, after decades of market manipulation, international securities fraud, and insurmountable debt wipes everyone's retirements? Because militaries protect banks, not pedophiles from protestors." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
Well, group of sharks me timbers!
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
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WittnerCinetec.com @wittnercinetec.bsky.social · 4d
How cute is that ???!!! 🥰🤩
Couldn’t resist…
… just ordered one for our office shelf 🤣😍👍
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click und surr @clickundsurr.bsky.social · 5d
Get a mini projector Eumig Mark 610D with movable arm, reels and little red case! clickundsurr.de/products/eum...
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
a cartoon character is riding a bike with the words that was totally wicked in the background
Alt: GIF of the neighbor kid in "The Incredibles" at the end going, "That was totally WICKED!"
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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 4d
If you are approached by federal agents: invoke your 5th Amendment right to remain silent, and your 6th Amendment right to counsel, by saying “I cannot answer any questions without my lawyer."
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 4d
Photoshop of Trump's face with a [NSFW] anus replacing all his facial features, showing a tiny, pale hand in the corner taking off a robotic mask of Trump as "The Terminator", with the caption: "They hate us 'cuz they anus." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 5d
Mock package design for a gag Halloween costume, "Pumpkinface", featuring an inflatable pumpkin head, inflatable ego, terrible hairpiece, adult diapers, ad fart spray, for "adults". Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 5d
Putin: "Tomahawks to Ukraine would destroy U.S. relations"

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a man with a hat and mustache is sitting in a wicker chair and saying `` well ... bye '' .
Alt: GIF of Powers Boothe as Curly Bill Brocius in "Tombstone", telling Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell, off-screen), "Well... BYE."
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 6d
Shit's so bad they're letting a woman handle the fallout, eh?
Sanae Takaichi set to become Japan's first female prime minister
Takaichi is a long-time admirer of Margaret Thatcher, but many female voters do not see her as an advocate for progress.
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 6d
UKRAINE vs. RUSSIA = Photo of Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, wearing literally ALL the available championship belts, Oleksandr Usyk, compared to a Russian stereotype Soda Popinski, from the original Nintendo "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!".
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ASTRONAUTICAL @starwards.bsky.social · 7d
The First Circuit, in a 100-page opinion by Chief Judge Barron, finds the birthright citizenship EO unconstitutional.
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