Star Wars Line by Line
@starwarslxl.bsky.social
I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
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I prefer Threepio to 3PO. How about you? Is it Artoo or R2?
I prefer Threepio to 3PO. How about you? Is it Artoo or R2?
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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I prefer Threepio to 3PO. How about you? Is it Artoo or R2?
I prefer Threepio to 3PO. How about you? Is it Artoo or R2?
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When you wake up after the New Year's Eve party to see who ended up sleeping on your couch
When you wake up after the New Year's Eve party to see who ended up sleeping on your couch
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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When you wake up after the New Year's Eve party to see who ended up sleeping on your couch
When you wake up after the New Year's Eve party to see who ended up sleeping on your couch
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31st Dec. Would feel ready to take on 2026 if I had a pair of these!
My last calendar post - I've enjoyed posting these (nearly) every day. I must say, in trying to post a vaguely interesting caption for each one my respect for @starwarslxl.bsky.social has grown infinitely!
My last calendar post - I've enjoyed posting these (nearly) every day. I must say, in trying to post a vaguely interesting caption for each one my respect for @starwarslxl.bsky.social has grown infinitely!
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
31st Dec. Would feel ready to take on 2026 if I had a pair of these!
My last calendar post - I've enjoyed posting these (nearly) every day. I must say, in trying to post a vaguely interesting caption for each one my respect for @starwarslxl.bsky.social has grown infinitely!
My last calendar post - I've enjoyed posting these (nearly) every day. I must say, in trying to post a vaguely interesting caption for each one my respect for @starwarslxl.bsky.social has grown infinitely!
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Is this like a second coming of Christ moment for Threepio?
Is this like a second coming of Christ moment for Threepio?
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Is this like a second coming of Christ moment for Threepio?
Is this like a second coming of Christ moment for Threepio?
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D'yer Mak'er
D'yer Mak'er
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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D'yer Mak'er
D'yer Mak'er
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I'm sorry, but the fact that kid Darth Vader built C-3PO is still really weird. Can we all admit that it's a bit of a stretch?
I'm sorry, but the fact that kid Darth Vader built C-3PO is still really weird. Can we all admit that it's a bit of a stretch?
December 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I'm sorry, but the fact that kid Darth Vader built C-3PO is still really weird. Can we all admit that it's a bit of a stretch?
I'm sorry, but the fact that kid Darth Vader built C-3PO is still really weird. Can we all admit that it's a bit of a stretch?
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Did you know that in the original script, C-3PO was still going to have his wires showing, and Padme was going to put his coverings on? This would have made him Anakin and Padme's son in a way.
Did you know that in the original script, C-3PO was still going to have his wires showing, and Padme was going to put his coverings on? This would have made him Anakin and Padme's son in a way.
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Did you know that in the original script, C-3PO was still going to have his wires showing, and Padme was going to put his coverings on? This would have made him Anakin and Padme's son in a way.
Did you know that in the original script, C-3PO was still going to have his wires showing, and Padme was going to put his coverings on? This would have made him Anakin and Padme's son in a way.
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Take a look at Treadwell the droid. 😍
Take a look at Treadwell the droid. 😍
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Take a look at Treadwell the droid. 😍
Take a look at Treadwell the droid. 😍
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I think this entire week has been droids beeping here on Star Wars Line by Line.
I think this entire week has been droids beeping here on Star Wars Line by Line.
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I think this entire week has been droids beeping here on Star Wars Line by Line.
I think this entire week has been droids beeping here on Star Wars Line by Line.
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Live look at me playing with my Star Wars toys this morning -
Live look at me playing with my Star Wars toys this morning -
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Live look at me playing with my Star Wars toys this morning -
Live look at me playing with my Star Wars toys this morning -
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Me setting up my motion detectors so I can catch Santa tonight:
Me setting up my motion detectors so I can catch Santa tonight:
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Me setting up my motion detectors so I can catch Santa tonight:
Me setting up my motion detectors so I can catch Santa tonight:
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Who else would be beeping right now?
Who else would be beeping right now?
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Who else would be beeping right now?
Who else would be beeping right now?
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He would have expected one or two Federation ships, or he would have expected the Federation ships to be more spread evenly across the planet, but this is an unusual concentration of them. Detective Obi-Wan is on the case!
He would have expected one or two Federation ships, or he would have expected the Federation ships to be more spread evenly across the planet, but this is an unusual concentration of them. Detective Obi-Wan is on the case!
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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He would have expected one or two Federation ships, or he would have expected the Federation ships to be more spread evenly across the planet, but this is an unusual concentration of them. Detective Obi-Wan is on the case!
He would have expected one or two Federation ships, or he would have expected the Federation ships to be more spread evenly across the planet, but this is an unusual concentration of them. Detective Obi-Wan is on the case!
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I say this every time I refresh my browser!
I say this every time I refresh my browser!
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I say this every time I refresh my browser!
I say this every time I refresh my browser!
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Immediately after running into someone and saying, "We'll have to find a time to get together, soon!"
Immediately after running into someone and saying, "We'll have to find a time to get together, soon!"
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Immediately after running into someone and saying, "We'll have to find a time to get together, soon!"
Immediately after running into someone and saying, "We'll have to find a time to get together, soon!"
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When someone at work microwaves fish in the break room:
When someone at work microwaves fish in the break room:
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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When someone at work microwaves fish in the break room:
When someone at work microwaves fish in the break room:
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What if we need those spare parts tho?
What if we need those spare parts tho?
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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What if we need those spare parts tho?
What if we need those spare parts tho?
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When you're playing Mortal Kombat with your mates:
When you're playing Mortal Kombat with your mates:
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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When you're playing Mortal Kombat with your mates:
When you're playing Mortal Kombat with your mates:
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When the baby in the seat next to you throws up:
When the baby in the seat next to you throws up:
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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When the baby in the seat next to you throws up:
When the baby in the seat next to you throws up:
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Wake up. It's Monday.
Wake up. It's Monday.
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Wake up. It's Monday.
Wake up. It's Monday.
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He's a witch
He's a witch
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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He's a witch
He's a witch
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Recently I turned 40 and I went to Galaxy's Edge for the first time with a couple of friends to celebrate. They surprised me with the lightsaber making experience. Best surprise I've ever gotten. Nothing beats good friends and Star Wars.
Recently I turned 40 and I went to Galaxy's Edge for the first time with a couple of friends to celebrate. They surprised me with the lightsaber making experience. Best surprise I've ever gotten. Nothing beats good friends and Star Wars.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Recently I turned 40 and I went to Galaxy's Edge for the first time with a couple of friends to celebrate. They surprised me with the lightsaber making experience. Best surprise I've ever gotten. Nothing beats good friends and Star Wars.
Recently I turned 40 and I went to Galaxy's Edge for the first time with a couple of friends to celebrate. They surprised me with the lightsaber making experience. Best surprise I've ever gotten. Nothing beats good friends and Star Wars.
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Did no one tell this guy the odds!?!
Did no one tell this guy the odds!?!
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Did no one tell this guy the odds!?!
Did no one tell this guy the odds!?!
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I love Jango's Virtual Boy graphics. Remember the Virtual Boy? I remember.
I love Jango's Virtual Boy graphics. Remember the Virtual Boy? I remember.
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I love Jango's Virtual Boy graphics. Remember the Virtual Boy? I remember.
I love Jango's Virtual Boy graphics. Remember the Virtual Boy? I remember.
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Kids who get Apple watches for Christmas so their parents can spy on them:
Kids who get Apple watches for Christmas so their parents can spy on them:
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Kids who get Apple watches for Christmas so their parents can spy on them:
Kids who get Apple watches for Christmas so their parents can spy on them: