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November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
everyone. i have some very exciting news for you. as of today, i am officially commissioned as a notary public by the state of florida. look at that signature from good ole ronny d
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
“to celebrate unity, we have decided to split ourselves into two groups of shirt wearers”
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
looking for the $2000 biden owes me...
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
me trying to find where an item goes when it’s 9:45 and a customer just left an entire cart of go backs
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
or we could just not visit tampa for the super bowl this year because we’re in the middle of a pansexual
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
this is the most accurate depiction i’ve found of how i feel at pep rallies
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
god is a womxn
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
😂😂😂
November 17, 2024 at 5:53 AM
fuck how am i going to survive in tech? i literally hate men so much.
November 17, 2024 at 5:53 AM
anyone i follow on insta care to explain?
November 17, 2024 at 5:52 AM
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan
Under someone's bed
You put me on and said I was your favorite
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
that feeling when ur slack post goes viral...
November 17, 2024 at 5:49 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
i walked so that harry styles could run
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 AM
how do i reply to this army recruiter
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
not the international thespian society giving theatre kids main character syndrome
November 17, 2024 at 5:45 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 AM
imagine being an adult and thinking that blowing up colors is a good way to celebrate a piece of paper being signed. oh also the declaration of independence was signed on august 2nd.
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
amazing. we finally have an openly gay woman in office and she’s a cop. and she used to be a republican? damn it i liked her.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
alright flvs
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 AM
hi i’m sorry to bombard you with technical stuff today and i know that none of you get this but i just have to share. i think i’m going to be the first contributor to the warren campaigns open source tools. i love open source so much and this almost made me cry
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 AM