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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Not the girl next to me watching TSITP during a lecture ☠️
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not the girl next to me watching TSITP during a lecture ☠️
i think i just saved my parents like $8k by scribbling numbers on a piece of paper until the salesperson reduced the interest rate to something reasonable
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i think i just saved my parents like $8k by scribbling numbers on a piece of paper until the salesperson reduced the interest rate to something reasonable
I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/1
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/1
theatre mfs be like “ghost light, girl boss, gate keep 💅”
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
theatre mfs be like “ghost light, girl boss, gate keep 💅”
ok but like the bathroom thing has to be some kind of kink at this point https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1588958549627260928
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
ok but like the bathroom thing has to be some kind of kink at this point https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1588958549627260928
once again, i simply did not need to know that your ween is hairy https://twitter.com/HSHQ/status/1586443492896559105
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
once again, i simply did not need to know that your ween is hairy https://twitter.com/HSHQ/status/1586443492896559105
what the actual fuck i hate this man so much https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577880686282919937
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
what the actual fuck i hate this man so much https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577880686282919937
the fossil fuel industry is incredibly fucked up but that doesn’t change the fact that the meat industry has a much larger impact on climate change than any other single factor https://twitter.com/ClimateHuman/status/1567343641135308802
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
the fossil fuel industry is incredibly fucked up but that doesn’t change the fact that the meat industry has a much larger impact on climate change than any other single factor https://twitter.com/ClimateHuman/status/1567343641135308802
researching candidates to vote for in the primaries makes me feel so good. i also applied to be a poll worker! feeling like such a good citizen 💪
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
researching candidates to vote for in the primaries makes me feel so good. i also applied to be a poll worker! feeling like such a good citizen 💪
can confirm this is true https://twitter.com/soapyhadid/status/1542702956176441347
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
can confirm this is true https://twitter.com/soapyhadid/status/1542702956176441347
please read this. the fact that people are channeling their time, money, and outrage into trying to help women get access to abortions is a beautiful response to such a draconian decision from the court. however, red states have made it clear that they will (1/5) https://t.co/hgE8IZVtoO
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
please read this. the fact that people are channeling their time, money, and outrage into trying to help women get access to abortions is a beautiful response to such a draconian decision from the court. however, red states have made it clear that they will (1/5) https://t.co/hgE8IZVtoO
imagine having so small of a dick that you decide to invalidate an entire country’s reproductive rights
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
imagine having so small of a dick that you decide to invalidate an entire country’s reproductive rights
i don’t trust people who use the dick pic app https://twitter.com/myeshachou/status/1539002844484976642
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
i don’t trust people who use the dick pic app https://twitter.com/myeshachou/status/1539002844484976642
new username just dropped
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
new username just dropped
no problem? more like no, problem.
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
no problem? more like no, problem.
okay but running on an anti-furry platform is actually kind of genius https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1527622672783400960
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
okay but running on an anti-furry platform is actually kind of genius https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1527622672783400960
dear god joe read the fucking room https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1525257398163759110
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
dear god joe read the fucking room https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1525257398163759110
can we talk about how extremely online mfs always remember to give their sources a full mla citation even if said sources are just tumblr users from 2011
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
can we talk about how extremely online mfs always remember to give their sources a full mla citation even if said sources are just tumblr users from 2011
dear god our country is run by incels https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1523145616250966017
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
dear god our country is run by incels https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1523145616250966017
i hate him so much. so so so much https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1518581736871018497
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
i hate him so much. so so so much https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1518581736871018497