Mark Kaplan
@statfourwork.bsky.social
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Microbiology/Immunology; voted funniest chair in the field, two years in a row. Profkap.substack.com
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I sent you an AI dream interpretations but ultimately this comes down to guilt for not submitting more grants.
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🎼 How many deanlets do we have to remove before we are finally free? The answer my friend is blowing in a zoom, the answer is blowing in a zoom.

An approach to answering this question in my latest post.
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The Unscientific Method
I have my hypothesis!
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In my latest post I discuss the problems with mainstream media and how scientists might be useful as trained discriminators of truth and fiction.

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I’m fed up and I’m not going to take it anymore!
Time to eat the press.
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Agreed, but... I wish this sort of coverage had been more timely. We need preventative care or early treatment, not documentation of an autopsy.
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The @NYTimes has done a fantastic job on explaining what the Trump administration’s savage
cuts to biomedical research mean: cures that won’t happen. Please share this widely. This is a catastrophe. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/24/o...
Opinion | America First? Not When It Comes to Your Health.
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The attacks on science are so unbelievable that I often think I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone, as I describe in my latest post.

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The Obsolete Man
I used to have a purpose
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But the White Stripes are ok? What about Jack Black?
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“The once-stable compact between universities and the federal government has foundered.”

No! It was murdered. It was destroyed with a barbaric level of rage and insight. Don’t write ‘foundered’ as if there were a little tiff between parties after one treats the contract like toilet paper.

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News reporting, in an effort to be fair and balanced, often distorts the facts. This has become normal and there are social media accounts dedicated to satirizing this trend.

But sometimes I read something that is so blatant I can’t stand it. I read this today….

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It’s hard being a scientist these days and I’ve captured that indescribable feeling that we are all facing in a new word!!

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Wissenschaftweltschmerz!
If you're a scientist, it's what you're feeling.
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BLIMP1 controls GC B cell expansion and exit through regulating cell cycle progression and key transcription factors BCL6 and IRF4 @cp-cellreports.bsky.social @luoweicool.bsky.social
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What if….Dorothy was a microbiologist and she had to meet with the Dean of Clause. Read the conclusion to the Dean of Clause and get acquainted with Dean-splaining!!

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The Dean of Clause - Conclusion
There's no place like...academia
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What I really wanted to write was “How much did you have to drink before you wrote this sentence?”