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this one's pretty important, thank you for sharing
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We need to fully and totally demobilize the US military. Zero active duty personnel, all bases shuttered, all arms mothballed or slagged
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You make a good point. Why doesn't Gavin Newsom run for NYC mayor? He polls so much better!
October 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I know thats right
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
did this come directly out of a Pfizer press release?
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
yeah thats also some shit you see on Freedom Internet, I figured you would understand
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh noooo China's internet users cant access the Great American Freedom Network's six websites. how will they ever be exposed to new and challenging ideas like "all Chinese are slaves" and "committing genocide is realpolitik"
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
???? the least-resistant strategy here is to increase end user/product price to offset the higher tax without having to spend more on labor. dont you run businesses? isnt reducing the cost of labor like, the first or second priority?
August 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
it is really quite stunning how much of American Conservatism is grade-school playground lies and flights of fancy. I'm going to do an infinite robux glitch in Roblox. We're going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon. I have a key to every door at school. We have a vaccine for every virus on Earth
August 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I pray for their swift and violent deaths
June 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
he was trying so hard to avoid genie logic bad faith readings that he found the least coherent way to say it
June 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My cousin invented a superhero who is stronger than Superman and he is writing comic books right now that, he predicts, will earn a jillion dollars in revenue in the coming fiscal year
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I know a seven-year-old who discovered a method of exceeding the speed of light (299,792,458 meters per second) on a scooter. My DMs are open if you want to write an article about his stunning scientific breakthrough
June 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Halo 3: ODST
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM