Static
@staticcitizen.bsky.social
2012's #2 Lollipop Chainsaw Fansite Webmaster
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SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.
1. Shelved by Genre
2. Game Studies Study Buddies
3. Homestuck Made This World
4. Just King Things
5. Ranged Touch Podcast
hit me up if you are into early modern dramas or the philosophy of science fiction
2. Game Studies Study Buddies
3. Homestuck Made This World
4. Just King Things
5. Ranged Touch Podcast
hit me up if you are into early modern dramas or the philosophy of science fiction
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
1. Shelved by Genre
2. Game Studies Study Buddies
3. Homestuck Made This World
4. Just King Things
5. Ranged Touch Podcast
hit me up if you are into early modern dramas or the philosophy of science fiction
2. Game Studies Study Buddies
3. Homestuck Made This World
4. Just King Things
5. Ranged Touch Podcast
hit me up if you are into early modern dramas or the philosophy of science fiction
Blueskyism is revisionist, I adhere to Dorsey Thought with Cohost characteristics as the proper continuation of Something Awfulism-Twitterism-Mastodonism
September 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Blueskyism is revisionist, I adhere to Dorsey Thought with Cohost characteristics as the proper continuation of Something Awfulism-Twitterism-Mastodonism
homestuck made this world, and this world will remake homestuck. incredible
“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
homestuck made this world, and this world will remake homestuck. incredible
same thing as an eight-year-old saying "I messaged Toby Fox to tell him if I can be in Deltarune"
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
same thing as an eight-year-old saying "I messaged Toby Fox to tell him if I can be in Deltarune"
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Every friend group has that one guy who's way too into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If you lack that guy you must become that guy
July 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Every friend group has that one guy who's way too into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If you lack that guy you must become that guy
the most important question here is: did Mayor Adams or his son win the Amber Rose Fuck-A-Fan Contest?
Mayor Adams says conservative influencer/OnlyFans model Amber Rose brought Sneako, the streamer accused of antisemitism, to Gracie Mansion. Adams wanted his son to meet Rose and Rose brought Sneako. The mayor's reps claimed yesterday to not know who invited Sneako. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/n...
Banned From YouTube, but Welcomed by Eric Adams at Gracie Mansion
www.nytimes.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the most important question here is: did Mayor Adams or his son win the Amber Rose Fuck-A-Fan Contest?
Halo 3 ODST is the only Halo restricted to one spot. New Mombasa is a pivotal location in Halos 2 and 3. But on Halo's far future homogenized Earth, it isn't identifiably Kenyan or African save for a few place names. It exists just for Halo's creation myth and larger story
In your opinion, what are the most interesting games about a particular place? NORCO, Disco Elysium, BioShock...what else?
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Halo 3 ODST is the only Halo restricted to one spot. New Mombasa is a pivotal location in Halos 2 and 3. But on Halo's far future homogenized Earth, it isn't identifiably Kenyan or African save for a few place names. It exists just for Halo's creation myth and larger story
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what idiot called it promising to not call in a loan of honey and not ill never be your bee stuff burden
July 20, 2023 at 11:20 PM
what idiot called it promising to not call in a loan of honey and not ill never be your bee stuff burden
D1 basketball coaches are asking their theology department faculty for advice on beating Villanova next year
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
D1 basketball coaches are asking their theology department faculty for advice on beating Villanova next year
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EUROPEAN NERD: april the fifth be with you
April 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
EUROPEAN NERD: april the fifth be with you
I'll watch Penn & Teller when i should Penn @ Lleter
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'll watch Penn & Teller when i should Penn @ Lleter
Tulsi Gabbard: "Everyone has Signal dipshit, it came free with your fucking government-issued device."
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard says Signal comes ‘pre-installed’ on government devices. The app has been largely banned on government-issued devices in the past.
Gabbard says Signal comes ‘pre-installed’ on government devices
The app has been largely banned on government-issued devices in the past.
www.politico.com
March 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tulsi Gabbard: "Everyone has Signal dipshit, it came free with your fucking government-issued device."
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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Hear and abide.
March 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hear and abide.
Drake texting a 15-year-old "I dont think I should be alone right now"
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Drake texting a 15-year-old "I dont think I should be alone right now"
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starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
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GKIDS has acquired North American rights to Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning-
The first-ever collaboration between studio khara, the studio behind the EVANGELION Series, and SUNRISE, the home of Mobile Suit Gundam.
#GQuuuuuuX IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 28
brnw.ch/21wQ54m
The first-ever collaboration between studio khara, the studio behind the EVANGELION Series, and SUNRISE, the home of Mobile Suit Gundam.
#GQuuuuuuX IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 28
brnw.ch/21wQ54m
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
GKIDS has acquired North American rights to Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning-
The first-ever collaboration between studio khara, the studio behind the EVANGELION Series, and SUNRISE, the home of Mobile Suit Gundam.
#GQuuuuuuX IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 28
brnw.ch/21wQ54m
The first-ever collaboration between studio khara, the studio behind the EVANGELION Series, and SUNRISE, the home of Mobile Suit Gundam.
#GQuuuuuuX IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 28
brnw.ch/21wQ54m
Ash Ketchum, wide receiver, Kanto A&M
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ash Ketchum, wide receiver, Kanto A&M
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this was after
- shitting myself at the gorilla
- DQ'ing myself by assaulting the ref with a chainsaw
- getting told by the GM that i can't keep assaulting people with a chainsaw
- assaulting the GM with a chainsaw
- exploding myself, the GM, and another bystander with my faulty chainsaw
- shitting myself at the gorilla
- DQ'ing myself by assaulting the ref with a chainsaw
- getting told by the GM that i can't keep assaulting people with a chainsaw
- assaulting the GM with a chainsaw
- exploding myself, the GM, and another bystander with my faulty chainsaw
December 28, 2024 at 2:42 AM
this was after
- shitting myself at the gorilla
- DQ'ing myself by assaulting the ref with a chainsaw
- getting told by the GM that i can't keep assaulting people with a chainsaw
- assaulting the GM with a chainsaw
- exploding myself, the GM, and another bystander with my faulty chainsaw
- shitting myself at the gorilla
- DQ'ing myself by assaulting the ref with a chainsaw
- getting told by the GM that i can't keep assaulting people with a chainsaw
- assaulting the GM with a chainsaw
- exploding myself, the GM, and another bystander with my faulty chainsaw
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doug funnie: well, this is awkward... but in my imagination, anything can happen...
[DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING]
imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible
doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn
[DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING]
imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible
doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
doug funnie: well, this is awkward... but in my imagination, anything can happen...
[DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING]
imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible
doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn
[DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING]
imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible
doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn