staticorbust.bsky.social
@staticorbust.bsky.social
Climbing, shooting, memes, etc
Morning affirmations youtu.be/y7g8pE0i-2s?...
Bop Shoebee Do (Shoebody Dowaddy Do)
YouTube video by Drue Langlois
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January 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I’m pretty sure the only box that got lost in the move was, of course, the one full of irreplaceable sentimental stuff.
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
New apartment. WiFi drops out around the same time every night. Comcast is baffled, the tech can’t figure out why.
Today I notice all the lights in the network closet are off. The apartment has wired the closet so the switch controls the outlet too. 🤌
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Watching the X-Files. it’s always something with these two
July 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I only ever seed the work Spotify at my gym from one of three artists: New Order, Dr Dog, or Fontaines DC. I get compliments on the music every time I work lol
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tried hammock camping this weekend, it’s unbelievable how much warmer you stay when you’re not on the ground. 7/10 would try again
July 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TIL dimetrodons are more closely related to mammals than to dinosaurs. As a biology major I am aware that things looking similar doesn’t mean they are and yet it still blows my mind most of the time.
June 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Day 4, after last week was interrupted by jury duty and a bunch of other unexpected morning obligations. I did not want to do this run today- I am sore and didn’t sleep well- but I ran for 10 minutes straight.
June 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Alright which one of you supremely talented people made this. I love it.

#BecauseINeverRelent
June 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Never ever ever ever open the door for cops, or anyone claiming to be a cop. There is literally nothing good that can come of it.
A man impersonating a police officer assassinated a Democratic state legislator in Minnesota, Gov. Tim Walz said on Saturday, and killed the lawmaker’s husband. The assailant also shot and injured another Democratic lawmaker and his wife, officials said. nyti.ms/4jRTrvw
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Day 3 of running as someone who has always hated running and smoked/vaped for nearly 10 years.
5 min warm up/cooldown
5 min running/2 min walking (mostly)
2.71mi - ⏫ 0.2 from previous run
June 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM