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Using this website as a journal of silly ideas, because I guess a notes app wasn't giving me enough dopamine
A button/switch that I can stick to things that will activate touch screen buttons. I hate lights that have touch screen buttons!! You either cant find the button in the dark (when you most need it) or the button lights up (meaning the light is never all the way off!!)
March 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A button/switch that I can stick to things that will activate touch screen buttons. I hate lights that have touch screen buttons!! You either cant find the button in the dark (when you most need it) or the button lights up (meaning the light is never all the way off!!)
Looking for an alternative way to enjoy disc golf? How about Disc golf & Dragons! You play a character class which has different once per hole, once per 9, and once per 18 hole abilities. You might have throwing with advantage or disadvantage (throw 2 and take either the better or worse)
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Looking for an alternative way to enjoy disc golf? How about Disc golf & Dragons! You play a character class which has different once per hole, once per 9, and once per 18 hole abilities. You might have throwing with advantage or disadvantage (throw 2 and take either the better or worse)
Do you read your kids books at bedtime, but grow tired of reading the same books over and over again? Well what if you had a story telling RPG so that every night you create a brand new story with your kid? It is engaging for you, and it is endless stories for them!
March 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Do you read your kids books at bedtime, but grow tired of reading the same books over and over again? Well what if you had a story telling RPG so that every night you create a brand new story with your kid? It is engaging for you, and it is endless stories for them!
Picture a kitchen countertop that also has bar seating. There are three pendant lights hanging above the bar. You set out pizzas on the bar for a party. You reach up, grab a pendant light, and pull it down. It clicks into place above the pizza and a heat lamp bulb kicks on. Like a damn Cici's pizza
March 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Picture a kitchen countertop that also has bar seating. There are three pendant lights hanging above the bar. You set out pizzas on the bar for a party. You reach up, grab a pendant light, and pull it down. It clicks into place above the pizza and a heat lamp bulb kicks on. Like a damn Cici's pizza
A microwave for reheating pizza that heats it up nice and hot and then evenly cools it down to the temp of a pizza that has been sitting out for like, 35 minutes. But it does it really fast
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A microwave for reheating pizza that heats it up nice and hot and then evenly cools it down to the temp of a pizza that has been sitting out for like, 35 minutes. But it does it really fast
A watch where the clock face is the northern hemisphere as seen from above the north Pole. It is a 24 hour watch, where each hour tick mark is itself the face of a regular watch. The main watch face only has one hand, which points to your current longitude (thereby pointing to your timezone's clock)
March 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A watch where the clock face is the northern hemisphere as seen from above the north Pole. It is a 24 hour watch, where each hour tick mark is itself the face of a regular watch. The main watch face only has one hand, which points to your current longitude (thereby pointing to your timezone's clock)
App where I can take and upload photos of wildlife, and it will mark down when and where that animal was spotted, help you identify the animal and learn about it, alert you to animals you are interested in that were spotted nearby, etc. Maybe you get cool stamps each time you find a new animal?
March 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
App where I can take and upload photos of wildlife, and it will mark down when and where that animal was spotted, help you identify the animal and learn about it, alert you to animals you are interested in that were spotted nearby, etc. Maybe you get cool stamps each time you find a new animal?
Design idea for a disc golf sticker. The main picture is of a disc bonking off of a grouping of trees, and above it says ACAB. Below it says "All Copse Are Bastards"
March 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Design idea for a disc golf sticker. The main picture is of a disc bonking off of a grouping of trees, and above it says ACAB. Below it says "All Copse Are Bastards"
Just came up with a new way to remember phone numbers. Just write a poem about the person where the number of syllables in each line gives you their number!
March 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just came up with a new way to remember phone numbers. Just write a poem about the person where the number of syllables in each line gives you their number!
You've heard of tissues infused with lotion. Now get ready for toilet paper infused with Nair. Say goodbye to unsightly crack hair! Just make sure to use your bidet after wiping
March 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You've heard of tissues infused with lotion. Now get ready for toilet paper infused with Nair. Say goodbye to unsightly crack hair! Just make sure to use your bidet after wiping
A candelabra that looks like a birthday cake
March 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
A candelabra that looks like a birthday cake
A wristwatch, but instead of a clock, it is a tear away calendar
March 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A wristwatch, but instead of a clock, it is a tear away calendar
I want an app for disc golf where I take a picture of the discs I own and it lets me know what I have, keep track of their stats, etc. But the important thing is I wanna be able to select "find my disc", you select which one you lost, and it pulls up your camera...
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I want an app for disc golf where I take a picture of the discs I own and it lets me know what I have, keep track of their stats, etc. But the important thing is I wanna be able to select "find my disc", you select which one you lost, and it pulls up your camera...
You've heard of a dimmer switch, but get ready for the dappler switch! Turn your unnatural, un-soothing light fixture into a nature mimicking dappled light source! I'm thinking it works for recessed lighting, having a few filters which block out points of light layered on each other.
March 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You've heard of a dimmer switch, but get ready for the dappler switch! Turn your unnatural, un-soothing light fixture into a nature mimicking dappled light source! I'm thinking it works for recessed lighting, having a few filters which block out points of light layered on each other.
A TV where you set the volume relative to the background noise of the room. IN A WAY THAT DOESNT SPY ON YOU
March 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A TV where you set the volume relative to the background noise of the room. IN A WAY THAT DOESNT SPY ON YOU
I was going to post an idea about a stair master but it is a ladder, but then I realized that a stairmaster isn't even stairs, it is just a small escalator that you walk up the wrong way. Has anyone ever installed one in their home as a functional down-escalator for maybe a small landing?
March 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was going to post an idea about a stair master but it is a ladder, but then I realized that a stairmaster isn't even stairs, it is just a small escalator that you walk up the wrong way. Has anyone ever installed one in their home as a functional down-escalator for maybe a small landing?
A dating app where your profile is just you pitching a date idea. If someone matches with you, it means that is a date they wanna go on. Maybe you post pictures of a lovely stroll down a nearby stream, with a picnic on a grassy hill. You match with a profile of a farmers market and a local cafe
March 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A dating app where your profile is just you pitching a date idea. If someone matches with you, it means that is a date they wanna go on. Maybe you post pictures of a lovely stroll down a nearby stream, with a picnic on a grassy hill. You match with a profile of a farmers market and a local cafe
A competition crafting show where each week, an amputee describes their needs to a bunch of makers who design a new custom prosthetic. Maybe someone makes a prosthetic leg that temporary tattoos will stick to. Maybe a potter wants a Swiss army style hand with different shaping tools on it
March 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A competition crafting show where each week, an amputee describes their needs to a bunch of makers who design a new custom prosthetic. Maybe someone makes a prosthetic leg that temporary tattoos will stick to. Maybe a potter wants a Swiss army style hand with different shaping tools on it
OMG, the geese are returning. 𝘞𝘦 are the virus
March 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
OMG, the geese are returning. 𝘞𝘦 are the virus
An app where you take a picture of the sky, and it generates a fantasy map from it. The clouds would be the land, the clear sky would be the sea. I'd call it CloudAtlas
February 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
An app where you take a picture of the sky, and it generates a fantasy map from it. The clouds would be the land, the clear sky would be the sea. I'd call it CloudAtlas
Mashed potatoes but with yogurt instead of butter and/or sour cream
February 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mashed potatoes but with yogurt instead of butter and/or sour cream
So this idea is Shark Tank, but instead of a few billionaires it is crowd sourced investment for small businesses. You make a business proposal similar to a Kickstarter campaign, and people back your project. You of course can invest your own capital if you want ownership.
February 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So this idea is Shark Tank, but instead of a few billionaires it is crowd sourced investment for small businesses. You make a business proposal similar to a Kickstarter campaign, and people back your project. You of course can invest your own capital if you want ownership.
You've all heard of Kickstarter, a platform where people want to do a thing and they ask people to back it. Now get ready for the reverse. Kickback: a platform for people to create campaigns urging people to do the thing they want. Essentially a democratized bribing service
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You've all heard of Kickstarter, a platform where people want to do a thing and they ask people to back it. Now get ready for the reverse. Kickback: a platform for people to create campaigns urging people to do the thing they want. Essentially a democratized bribing service
A new TV show idea: A version of Naked and Afraid, but it is for stealth/urban camping. The main sense of fear is that you are naked in public, and if you are caught you get arrested
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A new TV show idea: A version of Naked and Afraid, but it is for stealth/urban camping. The main sense of fear is that you are naked in public, and if you are caught you get arrested
Videogame idea: A team based first-person game like Overwatch or the like, where one team plays firefighters and the other team plays fire. Only problem is I can think of all sorts of gameplay mechanics for the firefighter team, but not really for team fire...
February 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Videogame idea: A team based first-person game like Overwatch or the like, where one team plays firefighters and the other team plays fire. Only problem is I can think of all sorts of gameplay mechanics for the firefighter team, but not really for team fire...