The end of Easter is only done when all the eggs are gone.

I've been 3 days trying to open a jar of sauerkraut. It's got a 'safety lid' as if it's filled with dangerous isotopes.

'Danger Sauerkraut'
#Hungry

I support CANZUK.

I would like to propose a new class of hat among the red, white and black hats.

I propose this new hat in the class of security/hacking and IT professionals.

Ass Hat

For the manager who knows less but will never admit it.

Laugh out loud dental, where NOS and nose meet.

What do I do, the attack cat has sat on me. This is not a blessing. #SOS

Are hashtags still a thing? Do people still call them pound?

#OwMyBack

Thank you St.John's airport (NFLD) for being so kind and finding our BFF JellyBean!
This unicorn has been on every adventure my Niece ever experienced, today she turned 8!

My little brother wrote this. Welcome to the future.