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statue.bsky.social
Statue
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Spirits are real and I hope to become a great one.
The end of Easter is only done when all the eggs are gone.
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I've been 3 days trying to open a jar of sauerkraut. It's got a 'safety lid' as if it's filled with dangerous isotopes.

'Danger Sauerkraut'
#Hungry
April 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
July 20, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I hope all the IT folk who had to endure that your day ended on time.
July 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Laugh out loud dental, where NOS and nose meet.
June 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
For context, this cat has already sent me to the hospital once with its bite,
June 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
What do I do, the attack cat has sat on me. This is not a blessing. #SOS
June 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Thank you St.John's airport (NFLD) for being so kind and finding our BFF JellyBean!
This unicorn has been on every adventure my Niece ever experienced, today she turned 8!
May 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My little brother wrote this. Welcome to the future.
May 1, 2024 at 12:03 PM