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Farage after kicking their shoes, examining their teeth and reading their voting history.

"Look I know I quoted £20k on the website, but in this condition? I'll barely be able to get them on GB News let alone a ballot paper"
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"It's all computer"
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Momentum
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
After consuming all available media of the subject, producers were confused when the model only rendered images of a pallet stacked with 2x4 lengths
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can't believe sales of St. George's flags didn't send it to the moon. That's Reform's economic policy scuppered.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Artificial Inebriation
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I thought it'd be hard to get used to, but it turned out to be no sweat.
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Have they fixed the bug where it usually blows up in the silo then?
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Musk spells Stephen Yaxley-Lennon weird.
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
On a practical note using your search engine of choice with the site filter is going to be your best workaround e.g.

site:https://help.salesforce.com/s/ how do I disable Agentforce

Someone even agrees with me.
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Immediately thought this was a @theonion.com headline again
September 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It turned out to be a strong contender m.youtube.com/watch?v=uUcM...
THE SHEFFIELD RICE CAKE EATERS (25 July 2025)
YouTube video by FrogApe
m.youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Hull does not have the best luck generally
June 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Trump probably would have shit his pants trying the same manoeuvre, I doubt Starmer fancied sorting that alternative out.
June 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
@nationaltrust.org.uk what possible good to your cause does using your legal weight do here?

It would appear to be the behaviour of a corporate bully not a charity.
June 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
As a country the UK looks to doing some things right. Road fatality rates are some of the lowest in Europe.

We should celebrate this continued progress more.

ourworldindata.org/grapher/deat...
Death rate from road injuries
The annual number of deaths from road injuries per 100,000 people. Deaths include those from drivers and passengers, motorcyclists, cyclists and pedestrians.
ourworldindata.org
June 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just got back from Turkey
June 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yeah, at four and half billion years you're going to start getting some carbon deposits
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM