Unorthodox Pastafarian
@staunchpastafarian.bsky.social
“Our Lady of Occasional Certitude,” a fringe sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
Dude … your ancestors’ kidnapped Africans held in human bondage built this country. Look in the mirror, get over yourself, and maybe say you’re sorry.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dude … your ancestors’ kidnapped Africans held in human bondage built this country. Look in the mirror, get over yourself, and maybe say you’re sorry.
The only “uniting” it does is to unite a group of like-minded bigots in a common cause of oppression.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The only “uniting” it does is to unite a group of like-minded bigots in a common cause of oppression.
Well, one thing for certain - he will *never* resign. That’s just not who he is. He’ll die in office and, with his final breath, blame his death a Biden/Kamala plot.
So it’s Plan B. I’m good with that. Just make sure we impeach for treason so we can throw all his toadies out with him.
So it’s Plan B. I’m good with that. Just make sure we impeach for treason so we can throw all his toadies out with him.
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Well, one thing for certain - he will *never* resign. That’s just not who he is. He’ll die in office and, with his final breath, blame his death a Biden/Kamala plot.
So it’s Plan B. I’m good with that. Just make sure we impeach for treason so we can throw all his toadies out with him.
So it’s Plan B. I’m good with that. Just make sure we impeach for treason so we can throw all his toadies out with him.
Ain’t that the truth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ain’t that the truth.
As a former Comcast customer (emphasis on “former”) I find that particularly hilarious 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As a former Comcast customer (emphasis on “former”) I find that particularly hilarious 🤣
With the most impoverished states in the union all red, how does someone even get these words out of their mouth?
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
With the most impoverished states in the union all red, how does someone even get these words out of their mouth?
It’s definitely “cheesy.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s definitely “cheesy.”
She’s seen the writing on the wall and is now pivoting for self-preservation. She’s truly a piece of 💩
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She’s seen the writing on the wall and is now pivoting for self-preservation. She’s truly a piece of 💩
I’m from her hometown of Baltimore, MD where her father was mayor from my 1st birthday until I was 13 years old. Her brother, “Little Tommy” III also served as mayor. Nancy was introduced to politics at a young age, and learned hard core politics from the masters.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m from her hometown of Baltimore, MD where her father was mayor from my 1st birthday until I was 13 years old. Her brother, “Little Tommy” III also served as mayor. Nancy was introduced to politics at a young age, and learned hard core politics from the masters.
Don’t forget … bushes on fire don’t talk. Actually, even the ones not on fire don’t talk.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Don’t forget … bushes on fire don’t talk. Actually, even the ones not on fire don’t talk.
We’ve got better “commandments” (really just suggestions, ‘cause we don’t like being bossy) … and … there’s only 8!
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We’ve got better “commandments” (really just suggestions, ‘cause we don’t like being bossy) … and … there’s only 8!
Huh … that doesn’t make any sense … UNLESS! ……..!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Huh … that doesn’t make any sense … UNLESS! ……..!!!
What!? The man who single-handedly destroyed his own brand due to his own hubris is threatening to quit!? Oh no! Not that! Anything but THAT!
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What!? The man who single-handedly destroyed his own brand due to his own hubris is threatening to quit!? Oh no! Not that! Anything but THAT!
Rose had a lifetime ban. His life is over so now he’s eligible.
Bonds & Clemens? Who knows how dominant they may have been without ‘roids? That’s the problem. People can admire them if they want, but they cheated for the purpose of enhancing their performance so sorry … no cigar. Tough love.
Bonds & Clemens? Who knows how dominant they may have been without ‘roids? That’s the problem. People can admire them if they want, but they cheated for the purpose of enhancing their performance so sorry … no cigar. Tough love.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Rose had a lifetime ban. His life is over so now he’s eligible.
Bonds & Clemens? Who knows how dominant they may have been without ‘roids? That’s the problem. People can admire them if they want, but they cheated for the purpose of enhancing their performance so sorry … no cigar. Tough love.
Bonds & Clemens? Who knows how dominant they may have been without ‘roids? That’s the problem. People can admire them if they want, but they cheated for the purpose of enhancing their performance so sorry … no cigar. Tough love.
Yeah … I used to like her. I’m afraid the sellouts will be marginalized following the reclamation.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yeah … I used to like her. I’m afraid the sellouts will be marginalized following the reclamation.
It’s only common sense.
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s only common sense.
Looking at that headline with astonishment. Like … REALLY!? You’re coming to that conclusion NOW!? How fucking INSIGHTFUL you are!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Looking at that headline with astonishment. Like … REALLY!? You’re coming to that conclusion NOW!? How fucking INSIGHTFUL you are!!
The more you look at it the sillier it gets. Kinda makes the idea of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, like… plausible, huh?
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The more you look at it the sillier it gets. Kinda makes the idea of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, like… plausible, huh?
… and I will never forgive those people … I just can’t.
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
… and I will never forgive those people … I just can’t.
“The house is burning down,” said the pretender who soaked the house in gasoline and handed a lit match to a convicted arsonist.
Go fuck yourself, you corrupt piece of shit in a black robe.
Go fuck yourself, you corrupt piece of shit in a black robe.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“The house is burning down,” said the pretender who soaked the house in gasoline and handed a lit match to a convicted arsonist.
Go fuck yourself, you corrupt piece of shit in a black robe.
Go fuck yourself, you corrupt piece of shit in a black robe.
RFK’s only medical type experience is a close familiarity with the use of a needle & syringe.
When you have tons of money and baked in prominence, but can’t live up to your heritage, you fake it.
Fuck him and every last worm in his brain. 🧠 🪱
When you have tons of money and baked in prominence, but can’t live up to your heritage, you fake it.
Fuck him and every last worm in his brain. 🧠 🪱
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
RFK’s only medical type experience is a close familiarity with the use of a needle & syringe.
When you have tons of money and baked in prominence, but can’t live up to your heritage, you fake it.
Fuck him and every last worm in his brain. 🧠 🪱
When you have tons of money and baked in prominence, but can’t live up to your heritage, you fake it.
Fuck him and every last worm in his brain. 🧠 🪱