Unorthodox Pastafarian
@staunchpastafarian.bsky.social
“Our Lady of Occasional Certitude,” a fringe sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
Pinned
“If you need to believe in a higher power to help get you through the uncertainty of life’s journey…believe in me.”
I mean, why not?
~R’amen
I mean, why not?
~R’amen
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A “Black Friday Boycott” and same for so-called “Cyber Monday” is a good idea. They’re marketing ploys anyway…but how about this? Whatever gifts, decorations, etc. you buy this year, get it all from your local shop or craftsman. No Amazon, Walmart, or big box anything. Period. Spend where it matters
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A “Black Friday Boycott” and same for so-called “Cyber Monday” is a good idea. They’re marketing ploys anyway…but how about this? Whatever gifts, decorations, etc. you buy this year, get it all from your local shop or craftsman. No Amazon, Walmart, or big box anything. Period. Spend where it matters
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It feels like time to see this again…
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It feels like time to see this again…
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Really, the most shocking thing to me about Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement has been learning just how BiG that freaking basket 🧺 needed to be.
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Really, the most shocking thing to me about Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement has been learning just how BiG that freaking basket 🧺 needed to be.
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Religion is the source of telling people they are better than other people who don’t believe as they do. As long as that happens, there will never be peace. Division is the base of religion. That alone is why it is not a good. It is always the ultimate result.
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Religion is the source of telling people they are better than other people who don’t believe as they do. As long as that happens, there will never be peace. Division is the base of religion. That alone is why it is not a good. It is always the ultimate result.
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We were on the street in Brainerd & Crosby, MN yesterday. Great crowds. Great spirit. Saw a frog, chicken clown & panda … the costumes are brilliant and make it really difficult to be tagged as “violent antifa.”
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We were on the street in Brainerd & Crosby, MN yesterday. Great crowds. Great spirit. Saw a frog, chicken clown & panda … the costumes are brilliant and make it really difficult to be tagged as “violent antifa.”
Closed Circuit to:
@toriatheisttori.bsky.social
Wondering, as an ABQ person, if you remember a shop on Central called Martha’s Body Bueno?
@toriatheisttori.bsky.social
Wondering, as an ABQ person, if you remember a shop on Central called Martha’s Body Bueno?
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Closed Circuit to:
@toriatheisttori.bsky.social
Wondering, as an ABQ person, if you remember a shop on Central called Martha’s Body Bueno?
@toriatheisttori.bsky.social
Wondering, as an ABQ person, if you remember a shop on Central called Martha’s Body Bueno?
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Need a sign idea for Saturday. I like this one, compliments of a friend:
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Need a sign idea for Saturday. I like this one, compliments of a friend:
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Is anybody investigating who these murdered boat people actually are? … because we know for sure they’re not violent drug lords.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US strike on boat off Venezuela kills six, Trump says
A U.S. strike on a boat off the coast of Venezuela on Tuesday killed six suspected drug traffickers, President Donald Trump said in a social media post.
www.reuters.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is anybody investigating who these murdered boat people actually are? … because we know for sure they’re not violent drug lords.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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In case you'd forgotten.
He's committed treason and it's on paper! WTF is wrong with america!
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In case you'd forgotten.
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And this is where we’re at …
“… a society grounded in fiction, rather than reality, cannot function.”
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
“… a society grounded in fiction, rather than reality, cannot function.”
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
October 12, 2025
On October 9, President Donald J.
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October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And this is where we’re at …
“… a society grounded in fiction, rather than reality, cannot function.”
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
“… a society grounded in fiction, rather than reality, cannot function.”
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
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The Supreme Court has declined to decide whether Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell was wrongly prosecuted for sex trafficking, avoiding a politically sensitive issue that has bedeviled Trump.
Release the Epstein files!
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Release the Epstein files!
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Supreme Court rejects appeal from Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell
Ghislaine Maxwell appealed her sex trafficking conviction while simultaneously seeking help from President Donald Trump.
www.usatoday.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Supreme Court has declined to decide whether Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell was wrongly prosecuted for sex trafficking, avoiding a politically sensitive issue that has bedeviled Trump.
Release the Epstein files!
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Release the Epstein files!
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Without releasing the files themselves, you could not ask for better proof that Trump raped children...
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Everyone … left, right, and in between … read this 3 or 4 times. Believing a lie is how you voluntarily relinquish your freedom, as well as your self-respect. Truth & Reality will set you free. It is …
“… a godless and secular document …”
“… a godless and secular document …”
Today is Constitution Day, celebrating the adoption in Philadelphia of the U.S. Constitution, a godless and secular document, on this date in 1787.
September 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Everyone … left, right, and in between … read this 3 or 4 times. Believing a lie is how you voluntarily relinquish your freedom, as well as your self-respect. Truth & Reality will set you free. It is …
“… a godless and secular document …”
“… a godless and secular document …”
… Americans’ credit scores “are falling at the fastest pace since the Great Recession as Americans struggle…” The average FICO score, which assesses a borrower’s creditworthiness, dropped by 2 points this year, the largest drop since 2009.
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
September 16, 2025
The phrase that kept coming up over the last several days was “make fetch happen.” It’s a reference to the film Mean Girls, when one of the characters tries to make the word “fetch” trendy, using it t...
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September 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
… Americans’ credit scores “are falling at the fastest pace since the Great Recession as Americans struggle…” The average FICO score, which assesses a borrower’s creditworthiness, dropped by 2 points this year, the largest drop since 2009.
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
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FARM AID 40 TO MOVE FORWARD IN MINNEAPOLIS FOLLOWING LABOR STRIKE AGREEMENT: ‘WE ARE THRILLED’ www.billboard.com/music/music-...
Farm Aid 40 to Move Forward in Minneapolis Following Labor Strike Agreement: ‘We Are Thrilled’
Farm Aid 40 will go on as planned at the University of Minnesota after a labor deal was reached between the school and striking workers.
www.billboard.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
FARM AID 40 TO MOVE FORWARD IN MINNEAPOLIS FOLLOWING LABOR STRIKE AGREEMENT: ‘WE ARE THRILLED’ www.billboard.com/music/music-...
FYI … this is what Christian Nationalism gets you:
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
FYI … this is what Christian Nationalism gets you:
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& have a great Monday.
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
& have a great Monday.