It's that time of year again.

Bosses, your employees do not want branded company swag, a donation made in their name, or a self-improvement book for the holidays.

They want money. Give them money.

They've started the Christmas music at work

So you can have a little treat in the middle of the night, apparently?

Ahhh the end of October: the leaves have turned, the cats are getting fluffy with their winter coats, I wish to eat nothing but garlic and cheese

Today a coworker asked me "Do you have a birthday?" And then acted like /I/ was the weird one for answering "Yes"

Super foggy out tonight. Like, N64 game foggy

i have no idea what any of this is what the heck is going on

when your twitter friends show up on bluesky

I should thank Unity for absolutely fucking up their pricing because it motivated me to look more deeply into Godot and it has features I was coding in myself built in

I think my pomegranates are depressed

You know it's pretty terrible how often I think "well that's BS but at least mom doesn't have to deal with it cause she'd be pissed"

I think I just watched a bunch of children get murdered on the official pokemon YouTube channel?

https://youtu.be/sMWrwe9fJJk

What a lovely grey morning

So far I think I like this better than Mastodon but it suffers from the same issue: I'd gladly leave twitter for either but I only joined twitter because that's where my friends were...and they're still there. I can get my news elsewhere but not my people

Pokemon Sleep actually tracked me sleeping for 7.5 hours today that's pretty good.

Usually it gives me credit for like, 4.

I think the cats who share my bed mess it up

It is me, I have done it