I am Jack’s Raging Bile Duct
@stealsheep.bsky.social
Author of the Bible and most of Shakespeare’s plays. Has amazing telekinetic abilities and x-ray vision but has pledged to use them only for the good of humanity. Occasionally makes building crumble then scours the wreckage for free office supplies.
Well I’ll be goddamned
February 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Well I’ll be goddamned
This goddamn post cost me $32 including shipping, you sons of bitches
November 3, 2023 at 11:52 PM
This goddamn post cost me $32 including shipping, you sons of bitches
Was raised Catholic until I was 11 when my mom suddenly went full-on speaking-in-tongues holy-roller and I thought I'd been JJ-Abrams-Star-Trek-beamed-to-another-planet
October 16, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Was raised Catholic until I was 11 when my mom suddenly went full-on speaking-in-tongues holy-roller and I thought I'd been JJ-Abrams-Star-Trek-beamed-to-another-planet
It’s been awful for years. It’s absolutely unwatchable now. I thought no one could make me lunge for the remote faster than Martin Short, but McAfee, by god, has helped me discover a new level of quickness.
October 14, 2023 at 3:57 PM
It’s been awful for years. It’s absolutely unwatchable now. I thought no one could make me lunge for the remote faster than Martin Short, but McAfee, by god, has helped me discover a new level of quickness.
The world was just shades of beige and stucco.
October 13, 2023 at 4:35 AM
The world was just shades of beige and stucco.