I am Jack’s Raging Bile Duct
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Author of the Bible and most of Shakespeare’s plays. Has amazing telekinetic abilities and x-ray vision but has pledged to use them only for the good of humanity. Occasionally makes building crumble then scours the wreckage for free office supplies.
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Ronnie Spector has what is easily the funniest quote in that new Beatles '64 documentary.
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Ronnie Spector has what is easily the funniest quote in that new Beatles '64 documentary.
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The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction
The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.
www.nbcnews.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Logged into Xitter for the first time in while and my entire timeline is literally just Eric Idle and John Cleese subtweeting how much they hate each other.
February 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Logged into Xitter for the first time in while and my entire timeline is literally just Eric Idle and John Cleese subtweeting how much they hate each other.
I legitimately think that if a Japanese person had Popeye’s they would transmute to another plane of existence.
November 7, 2023 at 7:27 PM
I legitimately think that if a Japanese person had Popeye’s they would transmute to another plane of existence.
Props for choosing the road less taken on the reference here
Well I guess we’re gonna have to take control (all on our own)
So there is literal green slime bubbling up from the ground next to the World Trade Center in NYC right now
November 3, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Props for choosing the road less taken on the reference here
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main thing I want in a vehicle? hmm well it has to deflect arrows, that’s job 1, almost goes without saying; other than that I think it would be good if it could resemble an industrial oven hood as much as possible, and …. that’s about it
November 1, 2023 at 3:58 PM
main thing I want in a vehicle? hmm well it has to deflect arrows, that’s job 1, almost goes without saying; other than that I think it would be good if it could resemble an industrial oven hood as much as possible, and …. that’s about it
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In case you need a last-minute gift for the wife
October 27, 2023 at 5:27 AM
In case you need a last-minute gift for the wife
I legitimately thought this was an Onion article for a full five seconds.
Vatican still a patriarchy but getting better, nun leaders say
Vatican still a patriarchy but getting better, nun leaders say
The Catholic Church is dominated by men but is making progress on giving a stronger voice to women, representatives of the International Union of Superiors General (UISG), an umbrella group of Catholic nuns, said on Wednesday.
www.reuters.com
October 25, 2023 at 4:41 PM
I legitimately thought this was an Onion article for a full five seconds.
I’m gonna start posting about sports again. But just Battlebots.
October 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
I’m gonna start posting about sports again. But just Battlebots.
The fact the we are all less than 100% certain that he’s not gonna eat that baby tells you all you need to know
October 13, 2023 at 11:58 PM
The fact the we are all less than 100% certain that he’s not gonna eat that baby tells you all you need to know
Man, they really did just go with the default Bootstrap theme here and thought nobody’d notice
October 13, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Man, they really did just go with the default Bootstrap theme here and thought nobody’d notice
I’m out of clever shit to say every time I join a nu-Twitter so here’s a picture of a rabbit show jumping
October 13, 2023 at 4:13 AM
I’m out of clever shit to say every time I join a nu-Twitter so here’s a picture of a rabbit show jumping