KP
@gokp.bsky.social
Onetime in-house lawyer; now solo. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Allegedly a "real pistol." Texan in MSP.
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From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
Fascinated by Boomer obsessions while completely neglecting everyone else’s emotional wellbeing.
Nobody is going to die if I don’t check my mailbox daily. Yes, I promise we won’t get home invasioned if you leave the front door unlocked for 5 min while we’re home.
Nobody is going to die if I don’t check my mailbox daily. Yes, I promise we won’t get home invasioned if you leave the front door unlocked for 5 min while we’re home.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fascinated by Boomer obsessions while completely neglecting everyone else’s emotional wellbeing.
Nobody is going to die if I don’t check my mailbox daily. Yes, I promise we won’t get home invasioned if you leave the front door unlocked for 5 min while we’re home.
Nobody is going to die if I don’t check my mailbox daily. Yes, I promise we won’t get home invasioned if you leave the front door unlocked for 5 min while we’re home.
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WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side.
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side.
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
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Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
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“A.I. personalized recipes” enjoy your glue sauce idiots
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“A.I. personalized recipes” enjoy your glue sauce idiots
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
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ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
Walking in the donut shop just ad they’re pulling the first tray of kolaches out of the oven >>>>>>>>>>>
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Walking in the donut shop just ad they’re pulling the first tray of kolaches out of the oven >>>>>>>>>>>
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Elon Musk, hypoethically the best terrorist of all time
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Elon Musk, hypoethically the best terrorist of all time
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Wait maybe AI is ok
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wait maybe AI is ok
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
The crushing realization that you’re in a Pepsi airport
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The crushing realization that you’re in a Pepsi airport
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"Well, Jim, we're going to move to dismiss because we think they improperly influenced the grand jury to vote their way. It's a high standard so it'll be an uphill battle, but we're going to fight hard."
"Actually, the grand jury never saw the indictment."
" . . . . . . fucking what?"
"Actually, the grand jury never saw the indictment."
" . . . . . . fucking what?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Well, Jim, we're going to move to dismiss because we think they improperly influenced the grand jury to vote their way. It's a high standard so it'll be an uphill battle, but we're going to fight hard."
"Actually, the grand jury never saw the indictment."
" . . . . . . fucking what?"
"Actually, the grand jury never saw the indictment."
" . . . . . . fucking what?"
thank fuck
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November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
thank fuck
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate
This whole NYT account about the weaponization of DOJ is beyond disturbing. Kinda feels like the US government fell in January.
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate
“interested in my commentary about her outfits” - Literally just trying to do her job while dealing with the powerful loser at work who won’t keep his dick in his pants bc he thinks he doesn’t have to.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“interested in my commentary about her outfits” - Literally just trying to do her job while dealing with the powerful loser at work who won’t keep his dick in his pants bc he thinks he doesn’t have to.
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
Surely the same folks tear who gassed pedestrians, aimed loaded guns at reporters, shot a pastor in the head with pepper balls, and stole a man's car with his baby still sitting in the backseat would not also delete video of what they were doing behind closed doors
An interesting tidbit in the joint status report filed in the Broadview ICE facility case today:
ICE says video from inside the facility "between October 19, 2025, and October 31, 2025, has been irretrievably destroyed" and can't be produced in discovery.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71832...
ICE says video from inside the facility "between October 19, 2025, and October 31, 2025, has been irretrievably destroyed" and can't be produced in discovery.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71832...
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Surely the same folks tear who gassed pedestrians, aimed loaded guns at reporters, shot a pastor in the head with pepper balls, and stole a man's car with his baby still sitting in the backseat would not also delete video of what they were doing behind closed doors
Northern Lights firing off more bangers last night. It wasn’t quite as intense as Tuesday night’s show, but it was still delightful.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Northern Lights firing off more bangers last night. It wasn’t quite as intense as Tuesday night’s show, but it was still delightful.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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HE WAS RUNNING A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION FOR AN ELITE CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING OUT OF YOUR OWN OFFICES AND IT IMPLICATED THE PRESIDENT DIRECTLY
Do we know Landon told anyone that he was having this convo with Epstein? We do not! But let’s say an editor knew. Then what? At most, it would be the beginning of an investigation. Would Landon be the reporter to do it? Probably not! You see he’s begging Epstein for specifics & doesn’t get them
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
HE WAS RUNNING A CATCH AND KILL OPERATION FOR AN ELITE CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING OUT OF YOUR OWN OFFICES AND IT IMPLICATED THE PRESIDENT DIRECTLY
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
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Perfect example of political media operating under the post-truth standard that (1) distorts the facts until the parties look approximately equal, and (2) holds “do MAGA voters care?” as a higher standard than “is it true?” or “is it important for the public to know about this?”
Wild to watch playbook run cover for this particular Trump scandal
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Perfect example of political media operating under the post-truth standard that (1) distorts the facts until the parties look approximately equal, and (2) holds “do MAGA voters care?” as a higher standard than “is it true?” or “is it important for the public to know about this?”