Tim Matthews
@steampowerednet.bsky.social
He/Him.
Bayswater (Biraliny), Perth (Boorloo), Western Australia
Trying to perfect the art of being powerless and completely stupid. The only way to travel.
#retiredTim
Bayswater (Biraliny), Perth (Boorloo), Western Australia
Trying to perfect the art of being powerless and completely stupid. The only way to travel.
#retiredTim
The best sight when flying #retiredTim
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The best sight when flying #retiredTim
Leg 4, Tram. Quadie achieved!
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Leg 4, Tram. Quadie achieved!
Bonus leg, bus again
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Bonus leg, bus again
Leg #3, plane continues
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Leg #3, plane continues
Attempted transport quadie, Perth to Melbourne
Leg #1, train
Leg #1, train
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Attempted transport quadie, Perth to Melbourne
Leg #1, train
Leg #1, train
Last day of employment ever (I’ve been on leave since July) #retiredTim
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Last day of employment ever (I’ve been on leave since July) #retiredTim
No great cricketer has been as painful to watch as Steve Smith #Ashes www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/23e4e69...
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
No great cricketer has been as painful to watch as Steve Smith #Ashes www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/23e4e69...
Absolutely loving the panic emanating from Melbourne because they have (checks notes) three days over 30 in the next week.
We’ve not had a max below 30 since 29 December, with one sub 30 in the forecast 🙄
We’ve not had a max below 30 since 29 December, with one sub 30 in the forecast 🙄
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Absolutely loving the panic emanating from Melbourne because they have (checks notes) three days over 30 in the next week.
We’ve not had a max below 30 since 29 December, with one sub 30 in the forecast 🙄
We’ve not had a max below 30 since 29 December, with one sub 30 in the forecast 🙄
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
Merry fucking sweltering Christmas
#blimeyitshotinhereBruce
#blimeyitshotinhereBruce
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Merry fucking sweltering Christmas
#blimeyitshotinhereBruce
#blimeyitshotinhereBruce
Prosecco for pre brunch #twelvedrinksofChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Prosecco for pre brunch #twelvedrinksofChristmas
Sloe Gin for during Christmas prep #twelvedrinksofChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sloe Gin for during Christmas prep #twelvedrinksofChristmas
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
A good read to be sure, but it’s no “The Little Red Caboose”
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A good read to be sure, but it’s no “The Little Red Caboose”
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Okay it’s pretty putrid at the moment
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Okay it’s pretty putrid at the moment
They followed it up the following year with a bit of a red touch and a sign.
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
They followed it up the following year with a bit of a red touch and a sign.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
