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Tim Matthews
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He/Him.

Bayswater (Biraliny), Perth (Boorloo), Western Australia

Trying to perfect the art of being powerless and completely stupid. The only way to travel.

#retiredTim
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I have over 20,000 songs on my iPhone. I’ve created an auto playlist of only those tracks I’ve only played the once. My daily commutes are now random songs I’ve mostly forgotten about. These are some of the highlights (in chronological order).

Antistar from 100th Window by Massive Attack
You’d have to think that with some decent preparation, picking players based on skill not vibes, and playing normal cricket, the Poms probably would have won, and I LOVE that they didn’t #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
That #Ashes winning feeling
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Carse is an absolute pie chucker and shit bloke #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Carey is determined to run somebody out #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
🦀 #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Bethel drops the match #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
No wonder they are dropping him #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Fuck off with the histrionics, we have a match to win #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
We’re in deep shit right now #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
Bad decision from the third umpire IMO, you could hear the click in real time and RTS showed a spike which couldn't have been anything else. But Brydon Carse? you've got a pretty big mouth for someone who's done two-third of sweet FA as a Test cricketer. Get back and bowl and shutup mate. #ashes
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Only thing better than England losing a match is them losing their shit #Ashes
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
We won’t be able to make this total #Ashes
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Huh. Guess there’s a hot day imminent in Sydney/Melbourne…
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
Sigh, here we go. Frydenberg would only be happy if either he or Netanyahu were appointed as the commissioner.

Frydenberg used the massacre to stoke his own political fortunes. Utterly contemptible.
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Kid scores his first first class ton and he’s being compared to Lara 🤦‍♀️ #Ashes

‘Better than Lara’: The childhood coaches who knew Jacob Bethell was special www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/1bdb4ac...
‘Better than Lara’: The childhood coaches who knew Jacob Bethell was special
Century in the Sydney Test bore hallmarks of his childhood in Barbados, where Bethell would face 300 balls each day before primary school
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Piss off Stokes, you loser #Ashes
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
Jamie Smith, the 4th best wicket keeper of the series. #Ashes
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
We’re going to let Bethel get his first first class century aren’t we #Ashes
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
UPDATE: Mitch Starc wickets taken in the 1st over of a Test innings
Ball #1 - 4
Ball #2 - 4
Ball #3 - 2
Ball #4 - 3
Ball #5 - 5
Ball #6 - 9

Total - 27

#AUSvENG
UPDATE:
Mitch Starc wickets taken in the 1st over of a Test innings
Ball #1 - 4
Ball #2 - 4
Ball #3 - 2
Ball #4 - 3
Ball #5 - 4
Ball #6 - 9

Total - 26

#AUSvENG
Mitch Starc wickets taken in the 1st over of a Test innings
Ball #1 - 4
Ball #2 - 4
Ball #3 - 2
Ball #4 - 3
Ball #5 - 4
Ball #6 - 8

Total - 25

#AUSvENG
January 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Zac Crawley this #Ashes - 273 runs @ 27.30, 2 50s, 0 100s, HS 85.

Dogshit.
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Fuck off creepy #Ashes
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Kinda nice that Broad is still top of the list #Ashes
Most expensive wicketless bowling figures for ENG in AUS
0-142 - Stuart Broad - WACA 2017
0-142 - John Warr - SCG 1951
0-141 - MATTHEW POTTS - SCG 2026
0-130 - Dick Tyldesley - MCG 1925
0-122 - Matthew Hoggard - GAB 2002

#AUSvENG
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
Most expensive wicketless bowling figures for ENG in AUS
0-142 - Stuart Broad - WACA 2017
0-142 - John Warr - SCG 1951
0-141 - MATTHEW POTTS - SCG 2026
0-130 - Dick Tyldesley - MCG 1925
0-122 - Matthew Hoggard - GAB 2002

#AUSvENG
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM