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i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)

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noah!🐶 @noajenk.bsky.social · 6h

*guy who has never taken a back bump before voice* yeah idk i just think that wrestler gets injured too easy

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 6h

Round 2!
Starring @megalozwei.bsky.social , @woodlouse.bsky.social , @steb.bsky.social @globuleart.bsky.social , @velvet-bambi.bsky.social , @eglyde.bsky.social , @xenogears.bsky.social , and @caramelt.bsky.social !

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 6h

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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KG 🏳️‍⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 9h

I had a goofy idea

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VeeHS3🫐 @veehs3.bsky.social · 8h

A queenly waistline for her majesty!

Toon for @hunbundashie.bsky.social

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 7h

normal to organically have the thought "oh if you turn out to be a headmate I'm gonna be *furious*" pass through your internal monologue right

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 8h

oh good heavens, you have my sympathies

Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 9h

she'd look cool in your style I think

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this guy STINKS @sparkledogcore.bsky.social · Sep 4

If you are safe and in a position to help financially, if you have ever enjoyed my art online or in the world, I have made a GFM, www.gofundme.com/f/support-se...

if you cannot donate, sharing my artwork, or mutual aid request is an extremely effective way to support me!

thank you so much ❤️

Donate to Support Sella and Rollie in Finding a Safe Home, organized by Sella Ortiz

My name is Sella, I escaped the oppressive environment of Texas that I gre… Sella Ortiz needs your support for Support Sella and Rollie in Finding a Safe Home

www.gofundme.com

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 12h

could be worse, in the unmade script from 2001 her and her dad both get sold into slavery (that script is fucking *weird*)

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Rosie 🏳️‍⚧️ @redlapis.bsky.social · 13h

Poor Becca… and here I thought she’d at least make it to the nut room…

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 13h

"tall aryan women who were conditioned out of being right wingers and became communists and are now deadly assassins who exclusively wear sports gear" Ivanovsky I can hear you jacking it from all the way over here

Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 13h

I'm sorry I was just trying to buy clothes and instead duckduckgo gave me what I'm pretty sure is someone's fetish concept that got way out of hand

the opening paragraph from the wikipedia page for White Tights, reading: "White Tights, White Pantyhose or White Stockings[1] (Russian: белые колготки, beliye kolgotki; Lithuanian: baltosios pėdkelnės; Latvian: baltās zeķbikses; Estonian: valged sukkpüksid) is a Russian urban legend about female sniper mercenaries fighting against Russian forces in various armed conflicts from the late 1980s.[2] The legend describes these women as blond Amazon-like nationalistic biathletes turned anti-Russian mercenaries. They come predominantly from the Baltic states, but subsequent variations of the legend have diversified the ethnic composition of the snipers, including Ukrainian and Russian women in their midst. The name "White Tights" originates from the white-coloured winter sports attire these snipers were wearing and was first coined during the First Nagorno-Karabakh War.[3][4]"

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Scotty Bear θΔ @noitalfin.bsky.social · 14h

"Yeah, I'm almost certain that they have Willy Wonka. But why watch that when I got this stick of Three Course Gum here? You can have it of course, but you gotta chew it right here in public~"

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EightXL @eightxl.art · 15h

Day 8 - Food Fall Festival

A quick doodle today

#eightspooktacular

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 15h

I'm a panel 2 coded girl, I'm getting dicked down crazy style nine days outta the week

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Onion Oni @oniononi.bsky.social · May 12

Happy late Mother day!

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Madrat @jackgoose.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmm more villains should defeat their rivals and pesky heroes by making them too rotund to compete with them...

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15h

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Llamas @llamasyes.bsky.social · 1d

realizing that you can just draw whatever
#東方Project #touhou

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 18h

🇵🇸🍉

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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED @steb.bsky.social · 1d

"ahh, good evening, madame, would you like to try your luck on our lemon machine?"

screenshot of the game Cloverpit showing that the slot machine has an 89.3% chance to come up with lemons

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Oftentimes Jack 🎃 @pepsffk.bsky.social · 1d

I like being the bearer of good news. Today Louay's daughter Malak, which means Angel in English, was born. She is a symbol of Palestinian resistance & joy, but she is also a newborn in need of everything. So donate, share, do not let this sweet angel down.

shorturl.at/48ieS

A young Palestinian girl sitting beside the newborn Malak, a teeny thing inside a white blanket. More beautiful than anything.

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benign tumor @creepsterrr.bsky.social · 1d

free pastries is free pastries babey. Sue Me!

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sammy dog com @sammyshaska.bsky.social · 3d

the other day i hit the fucking 🧍‍♀️ into the Gone Forever

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