Stefan Dziemianowicz
@stefandz11.bsky.social
Weird fiction aficionado, indefatigable pulp collector, incurable moviegoer, irascible critic, incorrigible Jersey guy.
This better come out good.
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This better come out good.
Well, these beans ain’t gonna husk themselves.
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well, these beans ain’t gonna husk themselves.
Local beans coming in. A harbinger of fall, and damn good eating.
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Local beans coming in. A harbinger of fall, and damn good eating.
Sauteeing local collards in bacon fat. Sue me.
August 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sauteeing local collards in bacon fat. Sue me.
Ever read Arthur C. Clarke’s “Dial F for Frankenstein”? Or Fredric Brown’s “Anwer”? We’re well on our way.
July 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ever read Arthur C. Clarke’s “Dial F for Frankenstein”? Or Fredric Brown’s “Anwer”? We’re well on our way.
Operative word for today’s Daily Beast posts is “explode.” (Add your own tenses.)
June 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Operative word for today’s Daily Beast posts is “explode.” (Add your own tenses.)
June 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I used my Popener. Worked like a charm.
June 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I used my Popener. Worked like a charm.
I’ve seen this film. It doesn’t end well.
June 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’ve seen this film. It doesn’t end well.
Happy #Walpurgisnacht for those who celebrate.
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy #Walpurgisnacht for those who celebrate.
The Oscars host we’d all love to see.
March 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Oscars host we’d all love to see.
Marco Rubio finds the set of Pee-wee’s Playhouse a perfect fit for his new role as Secretary of State.
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Marco Rubio finds the set of Pee-wee’s Playhouse a perfect fit for his new role as Secretary of State.
Cooper and Schoedsack loved them monkeys!
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Cooper and Schoedsack loved them monkeys!
Best thing about A COMPLETE UNKNOWN getting so many Oscar noms? I’ve been hearing a LOT of deep-cut Dylan tracks on the radio.
January 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Best thing about A COMPLETE UNKNOWN getting so many Oscar noms? I’ve been hearing a LOT of deep-cut Dylan tracks on the radio.
They also did King Solomon’s Mines with the same artist—then unattractively downspecced the art
January 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They also did King Solomon’s Mines with the same artist—then unattractively downspecced the art
Seriously, CNN? A photoshopped messianic aura? Lick the boot. Or is it kiss the ass?
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Seriously, CNN? A photoshopped messianic aura? Lick the boot. Or is it kiss the ass?
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he’s a circus clown!
We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman—
‘Til he pulls your kid brother underground!
And pretend that he’s a circus clown!
We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman—
‘Til he pulls your kid brother underground!
December 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he’s a circus clown!
We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman—
‘Til he pulls your kid brother underground!
And pretend that he’s a circus clown!
We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman—
‘Til he pulls your kid brother underground!
This is how wars start.
December 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
This is how wars start.
Air freshener.
December 14, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Air freshener.