Respectfully, you sound awful and I pity your wife. Again, have a nice night and good luck.

My guy, I’m alone because I choose to be. I’m not part of any of *your* problems. Don’t put your shit on me or anyone else in hopes of making it lighter for YOU. I’m sorry you’re so bitter about shit but I really hope things work out with your wife.

Respectfully, this sounds like a you problem, not a woman problem. If all of the women in your life think you’re a dope, maybe a little self reflection about why that is. Take care and good luck.

I'm glad therapy is working for you and you're benefitting from it. Small genuine piece of advice? Lumping all "gals" into this idea we think we're perfect is probably something you should work on. I'm not perfect. I just know what I want/expect out of a partner. I'd rather be single than settle.

"They have this new word, Kami-kaze. New word, this beautiful word we just heard for the first time, that means they kill themselves. Kami-kaze. Great word, new word. America will be kamikazes if they say bad, unfair things about me. Happy Pearl Harbor Day, everyone. Buy Trump watches and Crypto!"

"I solved 2011 wars. If I had been president in 1941, I bet they wish I was, they would have voted for me unanimously, everyone, if they had, I would have never allowed JAPAN, to attack Hawaii. We love Japan now. The beautiful Shinzo Ah-BE. He was a beautiful man. They shot him like a DOG."

"Pearl Harbor's in HAWAII. HAWAII. Place is a shithole. They didn't vote for me and now their volcanos are exploding every single day in protest. Beautiful volcanos. Beautiful LA-VA. They got LA-VA. But the place is a war zone. The people are dumb, voting for Cakling Kamala. She's stupid."

"Some people put pearls in crowns. We love crowns. But I'm not a king. But my friends in South Korea gave me a crown. Sleepy Joe Biden never got a crown. Worst president ever, by far. He should be in prison. Can't wear crowns in prison. Can't eat oysters in prison either so he'd have no pearls."

"Pearl Harbor. Pearls are a beautiful thing. Made in shells, the shells make them. Nobody's ever heard of this before. Women love pearl necklaces, Melania loves pearl necklaces. Never given her one though, because pearls aren't as beautiful as gold. Biden was going to ban pearls until I save them."

I want what I know I can give. If a man can't give equally, I don't need him draining me. I think a lot of women just realize a warm body doesn't change loneliness. It actually adds to it. I felt very alone in my last relationship (good dude, not for me though). I have NEVER felt alone being single.

Then be single. There is absolutely no reason to settle for someone who grabs coffee and gets you from a colonoscopy. A friend can also do that. So can an Uber driver.

I would (and am) single because being single is the much better option when it comes to dating men who don't add to your life.

Well my whole day is ruined 😭🐧

Saw that. These people are fucking terrible.

Having watched it twice now, I genuinely love it. The first episode plays like a pilot to me, so it drags a bit with all the groundwork laying. But overall, I really enjoyed it. It’s not my *favorite* season so far, but it met expectations in my opinion and I’m super stoked for volume 2!

Department of War Crimes.

"LeFt WiNg ViOlEnCe!!!"

Hope this fuck suffered.