Stefanie Williams
@stefwilliams25.bsky.social
The love child of Rose Nylund and Indiana Jones.
An té a bhíonn siúlach, bíonn scéalach.
An té a bhíonn siúlach, bíonn scéalach.
Dear Awards Season People,
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE 2003 AGAIN, IT IS NOT, AND THEREFOR, I DO NOT OWN A DVD PLAYER. UNTIL YOU CAN GET TED SARANDOS TO SPRING FOR A TIME MACHINE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, SEND CODES, NOT HARD MEDIA DVDS. MY UPS GUY HATES ME.
Thanks in advance.
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE 2003 AGAIN, IT IS NOT, AND THEREFOR, I DO NOT OWN A DVD PLAYER. UNTIL YOU CAN GET TED SARANDOS TO SPRING FOR A TIME MACHINE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, SEND CODES, NOT HARD MEDIA DVDS. MY UPS GUY HATES ME.
Thanks in advance.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dear Awards Season People,
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE 2003 AGAIN, IT IS NOT, AND THEREFOR, I DO NOT OWN A DVD PLAYER. UNTIL YOU CAN GET TED SARANDOS TO SPRING FOR A TIME MACHINE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, SEND CODES, NOT HARD MEDIA DVDS. MY UPS GUY HATES ME.
Thanks in advance.
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE 2003 AGAIN, IT IS NOT, AND THEREFOR, I DO NOT OWN A DVD PLAYER. UNTIL YOU CAN GET TED SARANDOS TO SPRING FOR A TIME MACHINE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, SEND CODES, NOT HARD MEDIA DVDS. MY UPS GUY HATES ME.
Thanks in advance.
Overcoming bitterness to become friends with my ex was SO worth it for e-mail gems like this from him 😂
"Contrary to Internet trolls, your forehead isn't big, and you have good eye lashes that complement the brown eyes that are light enough that they don't look like soulless black holes in photos”
"Contrary to Internet trolls, your forehead isn't big, and you have good eye lashes that complement the brown eyes that are light enough that they don't look like soulless black holes in photos”
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Overcoming bitterness to become friends with my ex was SO worth it for e-mail gems like this from him 😂
"Contrary to Internet trolls, your forehead isn't big, and you have good eye lashes that complement the brown eyes that are light enough that they don't look like soulless black holes in photos”
"Contrary to Internet trolls, your forehead isn't big, and you have good eye lashes that complement the brown eyes that are light enough that they don't look like soulless black holes in photos”
I'm sure the parents of the 20 year old woman who lost her life in DC take great comfort that Donald Trump won her home state of W. Virginia "by higher margins than any president anywhere".
Dude is a sociopath. Wouldn't understand the concept of empathy if it straight up took a shit on his chest.
Dude is a sociopath. Wouldn't understand the concept of empathy if it straight up took a shit on his chest.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'm sure the parents of the 20 year old woman who lost her life in DC take great comfort that Donald Trump won her home state of W. Virginia "by higher margins than any president anywhere".
Dude is a sociopath. Wouldn't understand the concept of empathy if it straight up took a shit on his chest.
Dude is a sociopath. Wouldn't understand the concept of empathy if it straight up took a shit on his chest.
When you’re unimpressed by the Thanksgiving spread mom spent 3 hours cooking 😂🐾
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When you’re unimpressed by the Thanksgiving spread mom spent 3 hours cooking 😂🐾
They told you life is hard
It's misery from the start
It's dull and slow and painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more
Be grateful.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️🦃
It's misery from the start
It's dull and slow and painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more
Be grateful.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They told you life is hard
It's misery from the start
It's dull and slow and painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more
Be grateful.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️🦃
It's misery from the start
It's dull and slow and painful
But I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more
Be grateful.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️🦃
Me trying to figure out what the fuck to do for the next 7 hours after realizing Stranger Things won't be released until 8PM.
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me trying to figure out what the fuck to do for the next 7 hours after realizing Stranger Things won't be released until 8PM.
Home post-surgery, doing so good, and rocking this incredibly stylish and not at all embarrassing outfit 😂❤️🐾
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Home post-surgery, doing so good, and rocking this incredibly stylish and not at all embarrassing outfit 😂❤️🐾
Happy Stranger Things Eve to all those who celebrate!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Happy Stranger Things Eve to all those who celebrate!!!!
Ernie came through surgery with flying colors and no complications. Surgeon got 2cm margins all around the tumor and he's high as a kite and snoozing at the vet, where he'll spend the night to be safe. I'll pick him up tomorrow morning. Currently crock potting 4 chicken breasts for him.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ernie came through surgery with flying colors and no complications. Surgeon got 2cm margins all around the tumor and he's high as a kite and snoozing at the vet, where he'll spend the night to be safe. I'll pick him up tomorrow morning. Currently crock potting 4 chicken breasts for him.
IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
…. beef?
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
Ernie goes in for surgery to remove his MCT tomorrow. I absolutely HATE leaving him at the vet overnight but I know he'll be in good hands, and it's important for them to keep an eye on him post-surgery. But Christ almighty, it breaks my heart because I always think he thinks I left him 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ernie goes in for surgery to remove his MCT tomorrow. I absolutely HATE leaving him at the vet overnight but I know he'll be in good hands, and it's important for them to keep an eye on him post-surgery. But Christ almighty, it breaks my heart because I always think he thinks I left him 🥲
Less than 48 hours til Stranger things Vol. 1 and I am fucking readddddddyyyyyyyy.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Less than 48 hours til Stranger things Vol. 1 and I am fucking readddddddyyyyyyyy.
Doing steak for Thanksgiving this year since it's just me my mom and sister (brother in law is working). I couldn't be more excited to cook. I know some people loathe cooking, but my god, an entire day dedicated to me in a kitchen listening to Indigo Girls on the Alexa with a glass of wine? YES.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Doing steak for Thanksgiving this year since it's just me my mom and sister (brother in law is working). I couldn't be more excited to cook. I know some people loathe cooking, but my god, an entire day dedicated to me in a kitchen listening to Indigo Girls on the Alexa with a glass of wine? YES.
I remember someone saying to me "turning 40 was the hard one, that's the one you'll hate the most". My HS boyfriend died last year, on my birthday no less, at 41 from cancer. 40 is a gift. Wrinkles, gray hair, smile lines, back aches... I welcome them. Some people will never have the privilege.
1. Tatiana Schlossberg, the daughter of Caroline Kennedy and granddaughter of President John F. Kennedy, reveals that she was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia just hours after she gave birth to her daughter, and that she has less than a year to live.
Schlossberg is just 35.
(Link below)
Schlossberg is just 35.
(Link below)
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I remember someone saying to me "turning 40 was the hard one, that's the one you'll hate the most". My HS boyfriend died last year, on my birthday no less, at 41 from cancer. 40 is a gift. Wrinkles, gray hair, smile lines, back aches... I welcome them. Some people will never have the privilege.
If you ever wonder why women (and children, more so) don't come forward and report? It's because this is often the result.
Also, fundamental religion is dangerous across the spectrum, and this community should be ashamed.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/13/b...
Also, fundamental religion is dangerous across the spectrum, and this community should be ashamed.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/13/b...
Brooklyn DA Backs Reduced Sentence for Notorious Child Molester
The office of Kings County District Attorney Eric Gonzalez argues the original 103-year sentence for Nechemya Weberman was excessive. His victim objects.
www.thecity.nyc
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you ever wonder why women (and children, more so) don't come forward and report? It's because this is often the result.
Also, fundamental religion is dangerous across the spectrum, and this community should be ashamed.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/13/b...
Also, fundamental religion is dangerous across the spectrum, and this community should be ashamed.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/13/b...
Morning vibes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Morning vibes.
Reposted by Stefanie Williams
He would trade eric for 2 cheeseburgers if it were legal and worked that way. McDonalds would say the price is too steep, no deal.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
He would trade eric for 2 cheeseburgers if it were legal and worked that way. McDonalds would say the price is too steep, no deal.
I can not WAIT for the moment Trump defensively corrects some MAGA psycho or Fox News sycophant when they mispronounce Mamdami's name, like they're insulting his son.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can not WAIT for the moment Trump defensively corrects some MAGA psycho or Fox News sycophant when they mispronounce Mamdami's name, like they're insulting his son.
Days like today make me kinda sad I deleted Twitter last year, because I would get tingly at the absolute level of cope that must be going on with the MAGA trolls today.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Days like today make me kinda sad I deleted Twitter last year, because I would get tingly at the absolute level of cope that must be going on with the MAGA trolls today.
I'm 99% sure Donald Trump would trade Eric for Mamdami as a son right now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm 99% sure Donald Trump would trade Eric for Mamdami as a son right now.
I dunno man, pretty sure you're disqualified from a "peace prize" when you are routinely calling for the death of your own government members.
“Yes, Mr. Trump has raped many women and children, has masked goons kidnap people off the streets to be tortured in foreign concentration camps, and murders fishermen on the high seas, but he’s fundamentally a humanitarian.”
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I dunno man, pretty sure you're disqualified from a "peace prize" when you are routinely calling for the death of your own government members.
Yeah? Live in her district for a month. You won't pity her for a second longer. Trust me.
I pity the dog, though.
I pity the dog, though.
Mace is a bad person who has done many things to hurt people, and yet more than most of them I find her pitiable.
Nancy Mace: "I don't have any friends"
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah? Live in her district for a month. You won't pity her for a second longer. Trust me.
I pity the dog, though.
I pity the dog, though.
All as the President of the country says “things happen to controversial people” when describing a Washington Post journalist who was murdered whose body was butchered because the murderer is his dear friend he respects so much.
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All as the President of the country says “things happen to controversial people” when describing a Washington Post journalist who was murdered whose body was butchered because the murderer is his dear friend he respects so much.
Everybody knows it hurts to grow up, but everybody does…
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everybody knows it hurts to grow up, but everybody does…
Next time someone mentions how tragic Charlie Kirk's murder was, I'm just gonna say, "he was a controversial person, a lotta people didn't like him, and sometimes things happen". See how well it goes over.
Every day is a national embarrassment with Trump. Every single fucking day.
Every day is a national embarrassment with Trump. Every single fucking day.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Next time someone mentions how tragic Charlie Kirk's murder was, I'm just gonna say, "he was a controversial person, a lotta people didn't like him, and sometimes things happen". See how well it goes over.
Every day is a national embarrassment with Trump. Every single fucking day.
Every day is a national embarrassment with Trump. Every single fucking day.