Told my kid she could have control of the tv so we’ll be over here watching the musical episode of Henry Danger for the 10383627th time.
June 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Told my kid she could have control of the tv so we’ll be over here watching the musical episode of Henry Danger for the 10383627th time.
Ohh look, a group of privileged men from tech being handed national influence. How innovative.
The Army’s Newest Recruits: Tech Execs From Meta, OpenAI and More
The executives are joining a new innovation corps in the Army Reserve.
www.wsj.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ohh look, a group of privileged men from tech being handed national influence. How innovative.
The other day my 4yo told me she didn’t want mustard on her hot dog.
Me: Have you ever even tried mustard? How do you know you don’t like it?
Her: I know because I’m *smart*
Anddd well that was that. 🙈
Me: Have you ever even tried mustard? How do you know you don’t like it?
Her: I know because I’m *smart*
Anddd well that was that. 🙈
April 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The other day my 4yo told me she didn’t want mustard on her hot dog.
Me: Have you ever even tried mustard? How do you know you don’t like it?
Her: I know because I’m *smart*
Anddd well that was that. 🙈
Me: Have you ever even tried mustard? How do you know you don’t like it?
Her: I know because I’m *smart*
Anddd well that was that. 🙈
Rich women went on a carnival ride to space. Idgaf. Give us reproductive rights & maternity leave. Real changes that impact women.
April 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Rich women went on a carnival ride to space. Idgaf. Give us reproductive rights & maternity leave. Real changes that impact women.
Wow flying without two kids (and all their stuff) in tow is kinda boring. I don’t even know what to do with this peace at the gate.
April 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wow flying without two kids (and all their stuff) in tow is kinda boring. I don’t even know what to do with this peace at the gate.
1st flight since getting my new hip & I completely forgot I’m walking around with metal in me. TSA shows me my scan is red & starts giving me rundown “I’m gonna pat you down, touch you here, touch you there” and then, “Do you have anything artificial in your body?” & I was like, “oh shit! I forgot”
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
1st flight since getting my new hip & I completely forgot I’m walking around with metal in me. TSA shows me my scan is red & starts giving me rundown “I’m gonna pat you down, touch you here, touch you there” and then, “Do you have anything artificial in your body?” & I was like, “oh shit! I forgot”
Momma’s traveling tmrw, so today was:
• Purgin & cleanin
• Cookin enough to survive an apocalypse
• Packin lunches like a cafeteria lady
• Foldin tiny laundry & staging outfits
• & oh yeah finally tossin some clothes in a bag for me
Cuz when moms go on trips, we really prep for family survival
• Purgin & cleanin
• Cookin enough to survive an apocalypse
• Packin lunches like a cafeteria lady
• Foldin tiny laundry & staging outfits
• & oh yeah finally tossin some clothes in a bag for me
Cuz when moms go on trips, we really prep for family survival
April 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Momma’s traveling tmrw, so today was:
• Purgin & cleanin
• Cookin enough to survive an apocalypse
• Packin lunches like a cafeteria lady
• Foldin tiny laundry & staging outfits
• & oh yeah finally tossin some clothes in a bag for me
Cuz when moms go on trips, we really prep for family survival
• Purgin & cleanin
• Cookin enough to survive an apocalypse
• Packin lunches like a cafeteria lady
• Foldin tiny laundry & staging outfits
• & oh yeah finally tossin some clothes in a bag for me
Cuz when moms go on trips, we really prep for family survival
Gave my 1.5-year-old a bowl of Froot Loops with marshmallows while I cleaned the kitchen. She just brought it back & only the Froot Loops are left. No marshmallows in sight.
Guess I’m having breakfast now… Just how Froot Loops were intended to be eaten.
Guess I’m having breakfast now… Just how Froot Loops were intended to be eaten.
April 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Gave my 1.5-year-old a bowl of Froot Loops with marshmallows while I cleaned the kitchen. She just brought it back & only the Froot Loops are left. No marshmallows in sight.
Guess I’m having breakfast now… Just how Froot Loops were intended to be eaten.
Guess I’m having breakfast now… Just how Froot Loops were intended to be eaten.
My husband is driving his car behind me and my radio keeps connecting to his phone and playing his music 😵💫 stahhppp
April 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My husband is driving his car behind me and my radio keeps connecting to his phone and playing his music 😵💫 stahhppp
Pulled off a surprise 40th for my husband and his friends showed out. Good vibes, good food, good shots. He’s feeling the love (and the age) 😝
April 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pulled off a surprise 40th for my husband and his friends showed out. Good vibes, good food, good shots. He’s feeling the love (and the age) 😝
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Firing the director and the deputy means they both refused to do something, and in NSA-land that is almost certainly blatantly illegal surveillance of some sort
Just a question of whom and with what BS predicate
Just a question of whom and with what BS predicate
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Firing the director and the deputy means they both refused to do something, and in NSA-land that is almost certainly blatantly illegal surveillance of some sort
Just a question of whom and with what BS predicate
Just a question of whom and with what BS predicate
Reposted by stellarnerdwerx ✨
Sen. Mark Warner on the disturbing, unexplained firing of the NSA chief on Thursday
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sen. Mark Warner on the disturbing, unexplained firing of the NSA chief on Thursday
Reposted by stellarnerdwerx ✨
Was explaining to David (11) the tariff stuff and what a tariff is and he was like “you mean like what started the revolutionary war?” And I was like; yes exactly.
April 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Was explaining to David (11) the tariff stuff and what a tariff is and he was like “you mean like what started the revolutionary war?” And I was like; yes exactly.
Omg ChatGPT turned me into a muppet yall 😅
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Omg ChatGPT turned me into a muppet yall 😅
“The power of the people is greater than the people in power” - Cory Booker 🔥🔥
April 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“The power of the people is greater than the people in power” - Cory Booker 🔥🔥
Felt like crap all day but coming home to my kiddos cheering “mom!” when I walk in the door hits like the best medicine 🤗
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Felt like crap all day but coming home to my kiddos cheering “mom!” when I walk in the door hits like the best medicine 🤗
I wasn’t feeling good this morning so I let everyone sleep in & my 4yo said “I’m glad you let me sleep extra, I was tired” & I was like yeah but when you start your new school we won’t be able to, we gotta be on time every day! & she goes “mom, that’s gonna be hard you know?” oh trust me kid I know
March 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I wasn’t feeling good this morning so I let everyone sleep in & my 4yo said “I’m glad you let me sleep extra, I was tired” & I was like yeah but when you start your new school we won’t be able to, we gotta be on time every day! & she goes “mom, that’s gonna be hard you know?” oh trust me kid I know
What do my kids do while I pack lunches:
-4yo: Watch bluey
-1yo: Color on the couch
🫠🫠🫠
-4yo: Watch bluey
-1yo: Color on the couch
🫠🫠🫠
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What do my kids do while I pack lunches:
-4yo: Watch bluey
-1yo: Color on the couch
🫠🫠🫠
-4yo: Watch bluey
-1yo: Color on the couch
🫠🫠🫠
Pretty wild how the White House can throw a huge Women’s History Month celebration, but every other agency has to ban anything DEI-related. What were the rules again? Oh yeah there was an email to report this stuff to [email protected]
March 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pretty wild how the White House can throw a huge Women’s History Month celebration, but every other agency has to ban anything DEI-related. What were the rules again? Oh yeah there was an email to report this stuff to [email protected]
Elon Musk just sold X… to himself? xAI has "acquired" X in an all-stock deal valuing it at $33B (down from the $44B he paid). Better be some regulatory scrutiny here.
March 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Elon Musk just sold X… to himself? xAI has "acquired" X in an all-stock deal valuing it at $33B (down from the $44B he paid). Better be some regulatory scrutiny here.
Oh shit why did no one tell me Will Smith dropped a new album todayyy
March 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh shit why did no one tell me Will Smith dropped a new album todayyy
Killed my LLM at work today. Cause of death: too many queries, not enough patience. RIP
March 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Killed my LLM at work today. Cause of death: too many queries, not enough patience. RIP
My give-a-fucks are truly on vacation
March 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My give-a-fucks are truly on vacation
If you ever used 23andMe, now is the time to delete your data. They’re filing for bankruptcy, and your genetic info is an asset that WILL be sold. Don’t let your DNA end up in the wrong hands. 🧬
March 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you ever used 23andMe, now is the time to delete your data. They’re filing for bankruptcy, and your genetic info is an asset that WILL be sold. Don’t let your DNA end up in the wrong hands. 🧬