Shawn Emily
@stemily.bsky.social
I'm sorry that I got fat. I will slim down.
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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US Godzilla being a massive out of shape guy they need to keep dragging out for ever bigger heels makes him slot perfectly into the cultural archetype also fulfilled by Undertaker
November 28, 2024 at 3:02 PM
US Godzilla being a massive out of shape guy they need to keep dragging out for ever bigger heels makes him slot perfectly into the cultural archetype also fulfilled by Undertaker
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
Oh noooo
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Oh noooo
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Jolly Flatboatmen in Port, by George Caleb Bingham, 1857, 📸 by @joshuagateley
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Jolly Flatboatmen in Port, by George Caleb Bingham, 1857, 📸 by @joshuagateley
Tyson has to interfere in Logan Paul's Mania match now, right?
November 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Tyson has to interfere in Logan Paul's Mania match now, right?
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Gronk is gonna whoop Shaq's ass when he learns Shaq is allowed to be in USAA
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Gronk is gonna whoop Shaq's ass when he learns Shaq is allowed to be in USAA
Please let Mike have 2 rounds of 1988 Mike left in him
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Please let Mike have 2 rounds of 1988 Mike left in him
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youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
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