@stephbew.bsky.social
social worker | msw student | breadwinner |tall human woman | portland, oregon (she/her)
Last night I was so high I tried to get my cat to yawn every time I yawned. Still not sure the yawning contagion can jump species
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Last night I was so high I tried to get my cat to yawn every time I yawned. Still not sure the yawning contagion can jump species
is squid game an allegory for US health care system
December 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
is squid game an allegory for US health care system
I just remembered the time a guy I had just started dating a year ago came over, opened my fridge, and loudly proclaimed “TWO cheese drawers??”
December 27, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I just remembered the time a guy I had just started dating a year ago came over, opened my fridge, and loudly proclaimed “TWO cheese drawers??”
I just want a man who will get stoned and watch muppets Christmas Carol with me and also invest in me emotionally.
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I just want a man who will get stoned and watch muppets Christmas Carol with me and also invest in me emotionally.
What’s your favorite old bit they used to do on late night w/ Conan? Mine is when he would take his desk “out for a drive”.
December 15, 2024 at 7:28 AM
What’s your favorite old bit they used to do on late night w/ Conan? Mine is when he would take his desk “out for a drive”.
ready to acknowledge that I’m a Carrie (I’m a dumb bitch and I make everything about me).
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
ready to acknowledge that I’m a Carrie (I’m a dumb bitch and I make everything about me).
When I was 5, I almost drowned in a neighbor’s pool but my friend’s brother saved me and sometimes when I’m really stoned I get paranoid that I actually died in that pool and now I’m a ghost who doesn’t know she’s a ghost anyway how r u guys
November 29, 2024 at 4:31 AM
When I was 5, I almost drowned in a neighbor’s pool but my friend’s brother saved me and sometimes when I’m really stoned I get paranoid that I actually died in that pool and now I’m a ghost who doesn’t know she’s a ghost anyway how r u guys
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you don’t have to like everything forever unless it’s me
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
you don’t have to like everything forever unless it’s me
When I was 32 I was dumped by a 34 year old man who lived with his parents and slept in a twin bed.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 AM
When I was 32 I was dumped by a 34 year old man who lived with his parents and slept in a twin bed.
When I was 22 I was dumped by a guy who got a DUI on our second date and drank from a listerine bottle he kept in his car.
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
When I was 22 I was dumped by a guy who got a DUI on our second date and drank from a listerine bottle he kept in his car.
Please only read this if you are the person who picked out the Shrek smut I put in the Little Free Library on SE Holgate in Portland Oregon earlier this year under the cloak of night—heh heh heh did u read it lmao
November 25, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Please only read this if you are the person who picked out the Shrek smut I put in the Little Free Library on SE Holgate in Portland Oregon earlier this year under the cloak of night—heh heh heh did u read it lmao
A cartoon character that I think could probably lay the pipe
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 AM
A cartoon character that I think could probably lay the pipe
Bluesky is a Shrek-o chamber.
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Bluesky is a Shrek-o chamber.
Listen pal—don’t ask my opinion! I don’t have a horse in this fight!
November 23, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Listen pal—don’t ask my opinion! I don’t have a horse in this fight!
Nightmare Love After Lockup blunt rotation:
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Nightmare Love After Lockup blunt rotation:
Back when I was a nanny for a gynecologist, the mom needed to use the word abortion in a sentence but her kids were there so she called it a “shma-shmortion”.
November 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Back when I was a nanny for a gynecologist, the mom needed to use the word abortion in a sentence but her kids were there so she called it a “shma-shmortion”.
What if when men dump me they are actually just Harry & The Hendersons’ing me.
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 AM
What if when men dump me they are actually just Harry & The Hendersons’ing me.
High and/or ADHD. Got up to brush teeth, ended up making a quesadilla.
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 AM
High and/or ADHD. Got up to brush teeth, ended up making a quesadilla.
If there’s a ghost in my room right now, there’s no need to be afraid of it— I am the universe so whoever’s here is also me #highthoughts
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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November 22, 2024 at 4:29 AM
If there’s a ghost in my room right now, there’s no need to be afraid of it— I am the universe so whoever’s here is also me #highthoughts